Members -Assy- Posted December 22, 2012 Members Share Posted December 22, 2012 from previous thread : Piece of {censored} overnight employee shares office with me, he kept looking at porn/streaming movies/being where he shouldn't be on the internet and getting viruses on the computer to the point of me having to reformat 3x. Got sick of it, wanted to get him fired, so I put a key logger on the computer. Kage told me it wasn't my place to intervene in this manner, so I decided against it.Solution : Take print screen of desktop. Put all desktop icons in folder, put folder in recycling bin.Move start bar to the right side of the screen, or the top. Set it to hide (uncheck Lock Taskbar)open paint, save print screen as image. Set that image as desktop background. Start bar is at the bottom in the picture, cant click on it. The only icon you can click on is Recycling bin, which can be hid off to the side of the desktop.So basically he thinks the computer is permanently locked up and broken. He told me when I came in this morning that "your computer doesn't work, i think you broke it" He had to use the computer in the lobby outside of our offices for everything, which literally still runs windows 98 and is only used for checking stock item #s availability Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members charveldan Posted December 22, 2012 Members Share Posted December 22, 2012 You sound like a control freak that can't mind his own bizness, just in time for the holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Whirlwind Posted December 22, 2012 Members Share Posted December 22, 2012 Originally Posted by -Assy- from previous thread : Piece of {censored} overnight employee shares office with me, he kept looking at porn/streaming movies/being where he shouldn't be on the internet and getting viruses on the computer to the point of me having to reformat 3x. Got sick of it, wanted to get him fired, so I put a key logger on the computer. Kage told me it wasn't my place to intervene in this manner, so I decided against it.Solution : Take print screen of desktop. Put all desktop icons in folder, put folder in recycling bin.Move start bar to the right side of the screen, or the top. Set it to hide (uncheck Lock Taskbar)open paint, save print screen as image. Set that image as desktop background. Start bar is at the bottom in the picture, cant click on it. The only icon you can click on is Recycling bin, which can be hid off to the side of the desktop.So basically he thinks the computer is permanently locked up and broken. He told me when I came in this morning that "your computer doesn't work, i think you broke it" He had to use the computer in the lobby outside of our offices for everything, which literally still runs windows 98 and is only used for checking stock item #s availability Those are all classic tricks for {censored}ing with someone who doesn't know anything about a computer expect how to {censored} one up!!! Good job. It COULD be eons before he figures anything out . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted December 22, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 22, 2012 Originally Posted by charveldan You sound like a control freak that can't mind his own bizness, just in time for the holidays. Says the guy that has to walk all the way from his trailer to the library to print out guitar brand logos and post on an amp forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted December 22, 2012 Members Share Posted December 22, 2012 so you're a computer genius with abs, a rare breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted December 22, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 22, 2012 Originally Posted by jnurp so you're a computer genius with abs, a rare breed. stop all this mirin' and take your pants off already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pedaltones Posted December 22, 2012 Members Share Posted December 22, 2012 Your office is still his designated crank zone now he has a well established routine. He'll be reluctant to find a new venue for jerkin' it and may start bringing in literature for some good old fashioned fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted December 22, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 22, 2012 Originally Posted by Pedaltones Your office is still his designated crank zone now he has a well established routine. He'll be reluctant to find a new venue for jerkin' it and may start bringing in literature for some good old fashioned fun. I'm still trying to find a work-around for this. Maybe hang some Arnold Swarz bodybuilding posters in the office? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members charveldan Posted December 22, 2012 Members Share Posted December 22, 2012 Originally Posted by -Assy- Says the guy that has to walk all the way from his trailer to the library to print out guitar brand logos and post on an amp forum. Born in the early 60's, have never [ever] lived in a trailer......and have my own printer. Ur post is total conjecture & fAilZ...Issues, u haz em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pepi Posted December 22, 2012 Members Share Posted December 22, 2012 LOL at a business that can't stop porn or streaming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rock Hardness Posted December 22, 2012 Members Share Posted December 22, 2012 Originally Posted by -Assy- I'm still trying to find a work-around for this. Maybe hang some Arnold Swarz bodybuilding posters in the office? Are you really asking for our permission? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ej Posted December 22, 2012 Members Share Posted December 22, 2012 The real question: did you screw with his computer while wearing lady's yoga pants or didn't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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