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  • OT : Remember how I said I wanted to get my employee fired?

    from previous thread : Piece of **************** overnight employee shares office with me, he kept looking at porn/streaming movies/being where he shouldn't be on the internet and getting viruses on the computer to the point of me having to reformat 3x. Got sick of it, wanted to get him fired, so I put a key logger on the computer. Kage told me it wasn't my place to intervene in this manner, so I decided against it.



    Solution :



    Take print screen of desktop. Put all desktop icons in folder, put folder in recycling bin.



    Move start bar to the right side of the screen, or the top. Set it to hide (uncheck Lock Taskbar)



    open paint, save print screen as image.



    Set that image as desktop background. Start bar is at the bottom in the picture, cant click on it. The only icon you can click on is Recycling bin, which can be hid off to the side of the desktop.



    So basically he thinks the computer is permanently locked up and broken. He told me when I came in this morning that "your computer doesn't work, i think you broke it"



    He had to use the computer in the lobby outside of our offices for everything, which literally still runs windows 98 and is only used for checking stock item #s availability
    HCAF's resident meathead.

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    You sound like a control freak that can't mind his own bizness, just in time for the holidays.
    I endorse Laura & Valve Queen tubes, you should too.Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson."I'm happy to pay my tech $40 bucks to take the Zap for me."One kick-butt deal with johnpace2 Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.Member of the JMP Hall of Fame.

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    • #3






      Quote Originally Posted by -Assy-
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      from previous thread : Piece of **************** overnight employee shares office with me, he kept looking at porn/streaming movies/being where he shouldn't be on the internet and getting viruses on the computer to the point of me having to reformat 3x. Got sick of it, wanted to get him fired, so I put a key logger on the computer. Kage told me it wasn't my place to intervene in this manner, so I decided against it.



      Solution :



      Take print screen of desktop. Put all desktop icons in folder, put folder in recycling bin.



      Move start bar to the right side of the screen, or the top. Set it to hide (uncheck Lock Taskbar)



      open paint, save print screen as image.



      Set that image as desktop background. Start bar is at the bottom in the picture, cant click on it. The only icon you can click on is Recycling bin, which can be hid off to the side of the desktop.



      So basically he thinks the computer is permanently locked up and broken. He told me when I came in this morning that "your computer doesn't work, i think you broke it"



      He had to use the computer in the lobby outside of our offices for everything, which literally still runs windows 98 and is only used for checking stock item #s availability




      Those are all classic tricks for ****************ing with someone who doesn't know anything about a computer expect how to **************** one up!!! Good job. It COULD be eons before he figures anything out .
      Originally Posted by flummox


      I dunno, this one sort of grows on you. It's like a cross between Captain Beefheart and eight or nine solid blows to the head with a shovel.

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      • #4






        Quote Originally Posted by charveldan
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        You sound like a control freak that can't mind his own bizness, just in time for the holidays.




        Says the guy that has to walk all the way from his trailer to the library to print out guitar brand logos and post on an amp forum.
        HCAF's resident meathead.

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        • #5
          so you're a computer genius with abs, a rare breed.
          Check out my clips at: www.soundclick.com/purplenurple







          Originally Posted by RockStarBassist


          You've pretty much just become my new Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior. And you can sig that.









          Originally Posted by richardcouch


          mother ****************ing finish 1 mother ****************ing tune









          Originally Posted by Murdoch


          LAWL

          nurp, you could jarsquat a wine barrel if it was filled with gear.










          Originally Posted by abecon5


          do me now. you are my kind of whore.






          avoid at all costs: Jbrazz, Indianscout and Aporcelainsky

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          • #6






            Quote Originally Posted by jnurp
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            so you're a computer genius with abs, a rare breed.




            stop all this mirin' and take your pants off already.
            HCAF's resident meathead.

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            • #7
              Your office is still his designated crank zone now he has a well established routine. He'll be reluctant to find a new venue for jerkin' it and may start bringing in literature for some good old fashioned fun.
              Happy days so far with: Kayzer, Snufkino, matchpoint, SG1

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              • #8






                Quote Originally Posted by Pedaltones
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                Your office is still his designated crank zone now he has a well established routine. He'll be reluctant to find a new venue for jerkin' it and may start bringing in literature for some good old fashioned fun.




                I'm still trying to find a work-around for this. Maybe hang some Arnold Swarz bodybuilding posters in the office?
                HCAF's resident meathead.

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                • #9






                  Quote Originally Posted by -Assy-
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                  Says the guy that has to walk all the way from his trailer to the library to print out guitar brand logos and post on an amp forum.




                  Born in the early 60's, have never [ever] lived in a trailer......and have my own printer. Ur post is total conjecture & fAilZ...





                  Issues, u haz em.
                  I endorse Laura & Valve Queen tubes, you should too.Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson."I'm happy to pay my tech $40 bucks to take the Zap for me."One kick-butt deal with johnpace2 Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.Member of the JMP Hall of Fame.

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                  • #10
                    LOL at a business that can't stop porn or streaming
                    MFPOMFS

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                    • #11






                      Quote Originally Posted by -Assy-
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                      I'm still trying to find a work-around for this. Maybe hang some Arnold Swarz bodybuilding posters in the office?




                      Are you really asking for our permission?
                      Originally Posted by KCTigerChief


                      Rock hardness called that one









                      Originally Posted by guitarbilly74


                      But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12" cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees.

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                      • #12
                        The real question: did you screw with his computer while wearing lady's yoga pants or didn't you.
                        Guitars:Gibson Les Paul Standard FadedFender Roadworn '72 Deluxe TelecasterKramer StrikerAmplification:Titan Custom RetrofitRandall R412CSOfficial member of the Ninja Lows club

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