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OT : Remember how I said I wanted to get my employee fired?

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  • OT : Remember how I said I wanted to get my employee fired?

    from previous thread : Piece of **************** overnight employee shares office with me, he kept looking at porn/streaming movies/being where he shouldn't be on the internet and getting viruses on the computer to the point of me having to reformat 3x. Got sick of it, wanted to get him fired, so I put a key logger on the computer. Kage told me it wasn't my place to intervene in this manner, so I decided against it.



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    Take print screen of desktop. Put all desktop icons in folder, put folder in recycling bin.



    Move start bar to the right side of the screen, or the top. Set it to hide (uncheck Lock Taskbar)



    open paint, save print screen as image.



    Set that image as desktop background. Start bar is at the bottom in the picture, cant click on it. The only icon you can click on is Recycling bin, which can be hid off to the side of the desktop.



    So basically he thinks the computer is permanently locked up and broken. He told me when I came in this morning that "your computer doesn't work, i think you broke it"



    He had to use the computer in the lobby outside of our offices for everything, which literally still runs windows 98 and is only used for checking stock item #s availability
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    You sound like a control freak that can't mind his own bizness, just in time for the holidays.
    <div class="signaturecontainer"><font color="magenta">I endorse Laura &amp; Valve Queen tubes, you should too.<img alt="" border="0" title="Thumbs up Phil" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/Phil-Thumbs-Up-Small.gif"></font><img alt="" border="0" title="love" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/love.gif"><img alt="" border="0" title="love" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/love.gif"><img alt="" border="0" title="love" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/love.gif"><img alt="" border="0" title="love" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/love.gif"><img alt="" border="0" title="love" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/love.gif"><br><font size="5"><font color="Red">Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson.</font><img alt="" border="0" title="Snacks" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/snacks.gif"></font><br><font size="4"><font color="Blue">&quot;I'm happy to pay my tech $40 bucks to take the Zap for me.&quot;<img alt="" border="0" title="lol" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/icon_lol.gif"></font></font><br>One kick-butt deal with johnpace2 <img alt="" border="0" title="thumbs up" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/thumb.gif"><br><font size="5"><font color="orange">Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.<img alt="" border="0" title="idea" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/idea.gif"></font></font><br><font color="DarkOrange"><font color="Magenta">After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.</font></font><br><font size="5"><font color="darkorchid">Member of the JMP Hall of Fame.</font></font></div><br>

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      Quote Originally Posted by -Assy-
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      from previous thread : Piece of **************** overnight employee shares office with me, he kept looking at porn/streaming movies/being where he shouldn't be on the internet and getting viruses on the computer to the point of me having to reformat 3x. Got sick of it, wanted to get him fired, so I put a key logger on the computer. Kage told me it wasn't my place to intervene in this manner, so I decided against it.



      Solution :



      Take print screen of desktop. Put all desktop icons in folder, put folder in recycling bin.



      Move start bar to the right side of the screen, or the top. Set it to hide (uncheck Lock Taskbar)



      open paint, save print screen as image.



      Set that image as desktop background. Start bar is at the bottom in the picture, cant click on it. The only icon you can click on is Recycling bin, which can be hid off to the side of the desktop.



      So basically he thinks the computer is permanently locked up and broken. He told me when I came in this morning that "your computer doesn't work, i think you broke it"



      He had to use the computer in the lobby outside of our offices for everything, which literally still runs windows 98 and is only used for checking stock item #s availability




      Those are all classic tricks for ****************ing with someone who doesn't know anything about a computer expect how to **************** one up!!! Good job. It COULD be eons before he figures anything out .
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      <div class="message">I dunno, this one sort of grows on you. It's like a cross between Captain Beefheart and eight or nine solid blows to the head with a shovel.</div>

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      • #4






        Quote Originally Posted by charveldan
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        You sound like a control freak that can't mind his own bizness, just in time for the holidays.




        Says the guy that has to walk all the way from his trailer to the library to print out guitar brand logos and post on an amp forum.
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        • #5
          so you're a computer genius with abs, a rare breed.
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          <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>RockStarBassist</strong>
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          <div class="message">You've pretty much just become my new Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior. And you can sig that. <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/thumb.gif" border="0" alt="" title="thumbs up" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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          <div class="message">mother ****************ing finish 1 mother ****************ing tune</div>

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          <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Murdoch</strong>
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          <div class="message">LAWL<br />
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          nurp, you could jarsquat a wine barrel if it was filled with gear.</div>

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          <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>abecon5</strong>
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          <div class="message">do me now. you are my kind of whore.</div>

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            Quote Originally Posted by jnurp
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            so you're a computer genius with abs, a rare breed.




            stop all this mirin' and take your pants off already.
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            • #7
              Your office is still his designated crank zone now he has a well established routine. He'll be reluctant to find a new venue for jerkin' it and may start bringing in literature for some good old fashioned fun.
              <div class="signaturecontainer"><a target="_blank" href="http://tinypic.com?ref=jsg7xg"><img alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" src="http://i48.tinypic.com/jsg7xg.gif" border="0"></a><a target="_blank" href="http://tinypic.com?ref=2ds06f6"><img alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" src="http://i.imgur.com/7HWFWGS.gif" border="0"></a><br><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="1"><font color="lime">Happy days so far with: Kayzer, Snufkino, matchpoint, SG1</font></font></font></div>

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              • #8






                Quote Originally Posted by Pedaltones
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                Your office is still his designated crank zone now he has a well established routine. He'll be reluctant to find a new venue for jerkin' it and may start bringing in literature for some good old fashioned fun.




                I'm still trying to find a work-around for this. Maybe hang some Arnold Swarz bodybuilding posters in the office?
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                • #9






                  Quote Originally Posted by -Assy-
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                  Says the guy that has to walk all the way from his trailer to the library to print out guitar brand logos and post on an amp forum.




                  Born in the early 60's, have never [ever] lived in a trailer......and have my own printer. Ur post is total conjecture & fAilZ...





                  Issues, u haz em.
                  <div class="signaturecontainer"><font color="magenta">I endorse Laura &amp; Valve Queen tubes, you should too.<img alt="" border="0" title="Thumbs up Phil" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/Phil-Thumbs-Up-Small.gif"></font><img alt="" border="0" title="love" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/love.gif"><img alt="" border="0" title="love" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/love.gif"><img alt="" border="0" title="love" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/love.gif"><img alt="" border="0" title="love" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/love.gif"><img alt="" border="0" title="love" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/love.gif"><br><font size="5"><font color="Red">Marshall, Gibson, Fender, Charvel/Jackson.</font><img alt="" border="0" title="Snacks" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/snacks.gif"></font><br><font size="4"><font color="Blue">&quot;I'm happy to pay my tech $40 bucks to take the Zap for me.&quot;<img alt="" border="0" title="lol" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/icon_lol.gif"></font></font><br>One kick-butt deal with johnpace2 <img alt="" border="0" title="thumbs up" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/thumb.gif"><br><font size="5"><font color="orange">Dave Friedman of RACKSYSTEMS is a genius.<img alt="" border="0" title="idea" src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/idea.gif"></font></font><br><font color="DarkOrange"><font color="Magenta">After the Firebird X, i'm quite convinced Henry Juszkiewicz is crazy.</font></font><br><font size="5"><font color="darkorchid">Member of the JMP Hall of Fame.</font></font></div><br>

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                  • #10
                    LOL at a business that can't stop porn or streaming
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                    • #11






                      Quote Originally Posted by -Assy-
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                      I'm still trying to find a work-around for this. Maybe hang some Arnold Swarz bodybuilding posters in the office?




                      Are you really asking for our permission?
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                      <div class="message"><img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/icon_lol.gif" border="0" alt="" title="lol" class="inlineimg" /> Rock hardness called that one <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Embarrassment" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                      • #12
                        The real question: did you screw with his computer while wearing lady's yoga pants or didn't you.
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