Members Pepi Posted December 24, 2012 Members Share Posted December 24, 2012 A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how manykinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, thereare three kinds of boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round andfirm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging abit. After 60, they are like onions'.'Onions?''Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how manykinds of 'willies' are there?.The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes throughthree phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his60's, it is like a Christmas Tree.''A Christmas tree?''Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Sex Panther Posted December 24, 2012 Members Share Posted December 24, 2012 Maybe the tree is dead because the onions make it cry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted December 24, 2012 Members Share Posted December 24, 2012 Originally Posted by Sex Panther Maybe the tree is dead because the onions make it cry? The dad was too senile to make a quick comeback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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