Members -Assy- Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 No Hover Seriously a few days ago I got some Mio Blueberry Lemonade. Oh my god so good, I immediately put a few servings into my gallon of water I carry around for the day to drink out of. After doing this for a few days, I noticed extreme reactions in my bowel movements. It was seriously like exploding butt fissures cracking the Earth in two, with horrible abominable eldritch creations spewing from my rectum wreaking havoc on the poor souls of planet earth. I immediately linked it to the Mio, then I read this review on Amazon : "I really loved the Mio line. Tried most of the flavors, liked most of them. REALLY loved the Blueberry Lemonade. Was great in water, but also in mixed drinks at Happy Hour. Unfortunately, after about 5 months of regular use, I finally noticed a correlation between fits of explosive diarrhea and Mio usage. I searched online, and I'm not alone. It seems to affect lots of folks this way. Most seem to believe it's due to the Propylene Glycol in it... basically the same stuff that's in anti-freeze. The body can't absorb it, and it's a slick oily-feeling liquid, so it triggers a very negative reaction in most. Since many things in modern diets cause a similar reaction, it might go unnoticed for quite a while. But when I stopped, the difference was amazing. so... sorry Mio. So good, but not worth the emergencies." beware bros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by -Assy- No HoverSeriously a few days ago I got some Mio Blueberry Lemonade. Oh my god so good, I immediately put a few servings into my gallon of water I carry around for the day to drink out of. After doing this for a few days, I noticed extreme reactions in my bowel movements. It was seriously like exploding butt fissures cracking the Earth in two, with horrible abominable eldritch creations spewing from my rectum wreaking havoc on the poor souls of planet earth. I immediately linked it to the Mio, then I read this review on Amazon : "I really loved the Mio line. Tried most of the flavors, liked most of them. REALLY loved the Blueberry Lemonade. Was great in water, but also in mixed drinks at Happy Hour. Unfortunately, after about 5 months of regular use, I finally noticed a correlation between fits of explosive diarrhea and Mio usage.I searched online, and I'm not alone. It seems to affect lots of folks this way. Most seem to believe it's due to the Propylene Glycol in it... basically the same stuff that's in anti-freeze. The body can't absorb it, and it's a slick oily-feeling liquid, so it triggers a very negative reaction in most. Since many things in modern diets cause a similar reaction, it might go unnoticed for quite a while.But when I stopped, the difference was amazing.so... sorry Mio. So good, but not worth the emergencies."beware bros thanks for the info.BTW, propylene glycol is not the same as anti-freeze which is HIGHLY toxic. Anti-freeze is ethylene glycol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scepter Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by -Assy- No HoverSeriously a few days ago I got some Mio Blueberry Lemonade. Oh my god so good, I immediately put a few servings into my gallon of water I carry around for the day to drink out of. After doing this for a few days, I noticed extreme reactions in my bowel movements. It was seriously like exploding butt fissures cracking the Earth in two, with horrible abominable eldritch creations spewing from my rectum wreaking havoc on the poor souls of planet earth. I immediately linked it to the Mio, then I read this review on Amazon : "I really loved the Mio line. Tried most of the flavors, liked most of them. REALLY loved the Blueberry Lemonade. Was great in water, but also in mixed drinks at Happy Hour. Unfortunately, after about 5 months of regular use, I finally noticed a correlation between fits of explosive diarrhea and Mio usage.I searched online, and I'm not alone. It seems to affect lots of folks this way. Most seem to believe it's due to the Propylene Glycol in it... basically the same stuff that's in anti-freeze. The body can't absorb it, and it's a slick oily-feeling liquid, so it triggers a very negative reaction in most. Since many things in modern diets cause a similar reaction, it might go unnoticed for quite a while.But when I stopped, the difference was amazing.so... sorry Mio. So good, but not worth the emergencies."beware bros your avatard is so telling now!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted December 25, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by Miter Gauge thanks for the info.BTW, propylene glycol is not the same as anti-freeze which is HIGHLY toxic. Anti-freeze is ethylene glycol. yeah I know, I just thought the review was lolzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paul88lx Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 So it's actually a laxative? I'd never drink it anyway. Water, beer and coffee are my fluids of choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted December 25, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 I've used sucralose based water enhancers that are delicious like Scivation Xtend. Had hopes for Mio, but my ass vomited it all out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members xcml5 Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 I've never had it but opening up this thread and seeing you as the author I knew there were going up be dire consequences for your bowels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ENdtime Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Make a thread about how you can actually {censored} normal.. For once.. Please? I mean you've made it clear Chipotle is somehow the #1 thing that makes your ass explode in some kind of toxic stew.. And that's basically rice, some black beans and let's say grilled chicken with some weak ass "salsa", no matter what the color.. I'll appreciate some chipotle, but if you can't digest those relatively simple ingredients without it being thread worthy, then the problem may be you.. On a serious note, the main active ingredient in Miralax is polyethlyne glycol.. Which is kinda close to Propylene glycol. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members linthat22 Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Glad I never touched the stuff. If you want some flavor in your water, check out the drops made by Sweet Leaf. They're flavored stevia drops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by ENdtime Make a thread about how you can actually shit normal.. For once.. Please? I mean you've made it clear Chipotle is somehow the #1 thing that makes your ass explode in some kind of toxic stew.. And that's basically rice, some black beans and let's say grilled chicken with some weak ass "salsa", no matter what the color.. I'll appreciate some chipotle, but if you can't digest those relatively simple ingredients without it being thread worthy, then the problem may be you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PeterChris Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 My guess would be your in your late 20's to early 30's and you have only discovered the first problem with loads of citrates. If there's any in it? If so you'll have loads of fun ten years from now at the salad bar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NITROHOLIC Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by paul88lx So it's actually a laxative?I'd never drink it anyway. Water, beer and coffee are my fluids of choice. add tequila and you have mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jlb32 Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 I don't trust any of those energy enhancer products. Never take 5 hour energy, Mio, Red bull, etc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheRymanChu Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 I buy the Target and Walmart brands for water flavor, because they don't have aspertame. I think they taste good.http://www.walmart.com/search/search...alue&ss=false&http://www.target.com/s?searchTerm=m...all+categories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members colejustesen Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by Miter Gauge thanks for the info.BTW, propylene glycol is not the same as anti-freeze which is HIGHLY toxic. Anti-freeze is ethylene glycol. He is correct! Propylene glycol is Miralax [for OTC products] or by prescription as GoLytely, HalfLytely, etc. and that is a laxative. This product is used with patients getting colonoscopies as well... Except they get to drink 4 liters of it one day Cole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tommy Horrible Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by jlb32 I don't trust any of those energy enhancer products. Never take 5 hour energy, Mio, Red bull, etc.... This, all that shit is terrible for you. Eat real food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paul88lx Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by NITROHOLIC add tequila and you have mine. Pretty soon, it'll be just coffee and water for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Funny about all the guys telling him to eat real food and how terrible things are for him when he's probably one of the most fit, active and understanding of nutrition on this forum Assy is a lot of things, clueless about what he's doing when it comes to nutrition, he is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paul88lx Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by KCTigerChief Funny about all the guys telling him to eat real food and how terrible things are for him when he's probably one of the most fit, active and understanding of nutrition on this forum Assy is a lot of things, clueless about what he's doing when it comes to nutrition, he is not. Yup. Assy knows nutrition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rey Gato Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by jlb32 I don't trust any of those energy enhancer products. Never take 5 hour energy, Mio, Red bull, etc.... Mio isn't an energy drink, it's just a water flavorer. Yeah I know that's not an actual word. Anyway, I've been using Mio off and on for maybe 6 months now, and never had a problem. Maybe it's just certain people are sensitive to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Never been an issue for me as I never drink shit like that. Subtitle: trying to improve the flavor of water, fucking lawlz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 3volved Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by isvoid Never been an issue for me as I never drink shit like that. Subtitle: trying to improve the flavor of water, fucking lawlz. I've been moving away from pop and trying to drink more water...for me, adding a little lemon juice for flavor helps a lot with the pop cravings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goop Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by isvoid Never been an issue for me as I never drink shit like that. Subtitle: trying to improve the flavor of water, fucking lawlz. I once asked my friend's wife (40+ and still drinks kool aid on a daily basis) why she never drinks water. Her response: "It doesn't taste like anything." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Originally Posted by KCTigerChief Funny about all the guys telling him to eat real food and how terrible things are for him when he's probably one of the most fit, active and understanding of nutrition on this forum Assy is a lot of things, clueless about what he's doing when it comes to nutrition, he is not. And yet random, seemingly benign things make his ass explode on a semi-regular basis. Assy's intestinal tract is made of silk and tissue paper methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Axe_34 Posted December 25, 2012 Members Share Posted December 25, 2012 Five Foods That Cause Anal Leakage 1.) Once You Pop, You Can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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