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    Seriously a few days ago I got some Mio Blueberry Lemonade. Oh my god so good, I immediately put a few servings into my gallon of water I carry around for the day to drink out of. After doing this for a few days, I noticed extreme reactions in my bowel movements. It was seriously like exploding butt fissures cracking the Earth in two, with horrible abominable eldritch creations spewing from my rectum wreaking havoc on the poor souls of planet earth. I immediately linked it to the Mio, then I read this review on Amazon :



    "I really loved the Mio line. Tried most of the flavors, liked most of them. REALLY loved the Blueberry Lemonade. Was great in water, but also in mixed drinks at Happy Hour. Unfortunately, after about 5 months of regular use, I finally noticed a correlation between fits of explosive diarrhea and Mio usage.



    I searched online, and I'm not alone. It seems to affect lots of folks this way. Most seem to believe it's due to the Propylene Glycol in it... basically the same stuff that's in anti-freeze. The body can't absorb it, and it's a slick oily-feeling liquid, so it triggers a very negative reaction in most. Since many things in modern diets cause a similar reaction, it might go unnoticed for quite a while.



    But when I stopped, the difference was amazing.



    so... sorry Mio. So good, but not worth the emergencies."



    beware bros
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Assy-
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    Seriously a few days ago I got some Mio Blueberry Lemonade. Oh my god so good, I immediately put a few servings into my gallon of water I carry around for the day to drink out of. After doing this for a few days, I noticed extreme reactions in my bowel movements. It was seriously like exploding butt fissures cracking the Earth in two, with horrible abominable eldritch creations spewing from my rectum wreaking havoc on the poor souls of planet earth. I immediately linked it to the Mio, then I read this review on Amazon :



    "I really loved the Mio line. Tried most of the flavors, liked most of them. REALLY loved the Blueberry Lemonade. Was great in water, but also in mixed drinks at Happy Hour. Unfortunately, after about 5 months of regular use, I finally noticed a correlation between fits of explosive diarrhea and Mio usage.



    I searched online, and I'm not alone. It seems to affect lots of folks this way. Most seem to believe it's due to the Propylene Glycol in it... basically the same stuff that's in anti-freeze. The body can't absorb it, and it's a slick oily-feeling liquid, so it triggers a very negative reaction in most. Since many things in modern diets cause a similar reaction, it might go unnoticed for quite a while.



    But when I stopped, the difference was amazing.



    so... sorry Mio. So good, but not worth the emergencies."



    beware bros




    thanks for the info.



    BTW, propylene glycol is not the same as anti-freeze which is HIGHLY toxic. Anti-freeze is ethylene glycol.
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      Quote Originally Posted by -Assy-
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      Seriously a few days ago I got some Mio Blueberry Lemonade. Oh my god so good, I immediately put a few servings into my gallon of water I carry around for the day to drink out of. After doing this for a few days, I noticed extreme reactions in my bowel movements. It was seriously like exploding butt fissures cracking the Earth in two, with horrible abominable eldritch creations spewing from my rectum wreaking havoc on the poor souls of planet earth. I immediately linked it to the Mio, then I read this review on Amazon :



      "I really loved the Mio line. Tried most of the flavors, liked most of them. REALLY loved the Blueberry Lemonade. Was great in water, but also in mixed drinks at Happy Hour. Unfortunately, after about 5 months of regular use, I finally noticed a correlation between fits of explosive diarrhea and Mio usage.



      I searched online, and I'm not alone. It seems to affect lots of folks this way. Most seem to believe it's due to the Propylene Glycol in it... basically the same stuff that's in anti-freeze. The body can't absorb it, and it's a slick oily-feeling liquid, so it triggers a very negative reaction in most. Since many things in modern diets cause a similar reaction, it might go unnoticed for quite a while.



      But when I stopped, the difference was amazing.



      so... sorry Mio. So good, but not worth the emergencies."



      beware bros




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        Quote Originally Posted by Miter Gauge
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        thanks for the info.



        BTW, propylene glycol is not the same as anti-freeze which is HIGHLY toxic. Anti-freeze is ethylene glycol.




        yeah I know, I just thought the review was lolzy.
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        • #5
          So it's actually a laxative?



          I'd never drink it anyway. Water, beer and coffee are my fluids of choice.
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          • #6
            I've used sucralose based water enhancers that are delicious like Scivation Xtend. Had hopes for Mio, but my ass vomited it all out <<< those are brown tears
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            • #7
              I've never had it but opening up this thread and seeing you as the author I knew there were going up be dire consequences for your bowels.

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              • #8
                Make a thread about how you can actually **************** normal.. For once.. Please? I mean you've made it clear Chipotle is somehow the #1 thing that makes your ass explode in some kind of toxic stew.. And that's basically rice, some black beans and let's say grilled chicken with some weak ass "salsa", no matter what the color.. I'll appreciate some chipotle, but if you can't digest those relatively simple ingredients without it being thread worthy, then the problem may be you..



                On a serious note, the main active ingredient in Miralax is polyethlyne glycol.. Which is kinda close to Propylene glycol. lol
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                • #9
                  Glad I never touched the stuff.



                  If you want some flavor in your water, check out the drops made by Sweet Leaf. They're flavored stevia drops.

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                    Quote Originally Posted by ENdtime
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                    Make a thread about how you can actually **************** normal.. For once.. Please? I mean you've made it clear Chipotle is somehow the #1 thing that makes your ass explode in some kind of toxic stew.. And that's basically rice, some black beans and let's say grilled chicken with some weak ass "salsa", no matter what the color.. I'll appreciate some chipotle, but if you can't digest those relatively simple ingredients without it being thread worthy, then the problem may be you..




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                    • #11
                      My guess would be your in your late 20's to early 30's and you have only discovered the first problem with loads of citrates. If there's any in it? If so you'll have loads of fun ten years from now at the salad bar!
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                      • #12






                        Quote Originally Posted by paul88lx
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                        So it's actually a laxative?



                        I'd never drink it anyway. Water, beer and coffee are my fluids of choice.




                        add tequila and you have mine.
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                        • #13
                          I don't trust any of those energy enhancer products. Never take 5 hour energy, Mio, Red bull, etc....
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                          • #14
                            I buy the Target and Walmart brands for water flavor, because they don't have aspertame. I think they taste good.



                            http://www.walmart.com/search/search...alue&ss=false&



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                            • #15






                              Quote Originally Posted by Miter Gauge
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                              thanks for the info.



                              BTW, propylene glycol is not the same as anti-freeze which is HIGHLY toxic. Anti-freeze is ethylene glycol.




                              He is correct! Propylene glycol is Miralax [for OTC products] or by prescription as GoLytely, HalfLytely, etc. and that is a laxative. This product is used with patients getting colonoscopies as well... Except they get to drink 4 liters of it one day



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