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  • #91
    When I was 12, the neighbors moved to Texas,"we lived in Arkansas", They owned their house and the dad ran an auto shop out of the shop on the side of the house. They locked it up and chained the sliding doors, but I was a skinny little ****************, and slipped through the door. I found several pounds of black powder in wooden powder keg. Yeah, not a good thing for a 12 year pshycopath to have. I went about building pipebombs and ****************. We lived way out in the country, and just up the street from the guy who owned the local meat packing plant, and owned every feild within miles, Ed Cruise was his name. I even tended the three feilds around our house for him. I was in the creek flowing through the feild behind his house around noon, and ofcourse its Summer. I was putting over stuffed pipe bombs in the bank of the creek to see if I could dam it. This bend in the creek was like 500yards behind his house. I lit the ****************ers off, but grossly miscalculated the charge. You know how in the war movies when a guy has a bomb go off nearby that they get dazed, and everything seems like really far off and all you hear is ringing. That **************** really happens! Not only did it dam the creek, it threw me several yards, and blew all the windows on the back of his house and his wifes fine china all leapt off the decorative shelves and onto the floor. Not only did I get whipped from old Ed, when my step dad got home he beat the **************** out of me even more. The rest of the summer I had to work for Ed for free doing my regular feild tending, then when done with that I was up at the meat plant doing odd jobs. Yeah, black powder and teenage boys with too much time on their hands is a bad combination. I had a hell of a lot of fun though! Well, before blowing the creek bed that is...



    When I was really little I thought you ****************ed girls in the ass. I thught the vagina was ust for delivering babies
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    Gibson GA20RVT Late model<br />
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    Vox Tonelab LE<br />
    EHX English Muff'n<br />
    Morley Boost Wah, one of the old 110v ones</div>

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    • #92
      ^^ Dayum



      Don't feel bad about the girl thing. I thought that they had a rolled up long penis that stayed tucked away inside them. Like a rolled up garden hose.

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      • #93
        ^^ Dayum



        Don't feel bad about the girl thing. I thought that they had a rolled up long penis that stayed tucked away inside them. Like a rolled up garden hose.

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        • #94
          This thread is ****************ing classic! Hilarious stuff. I'll think some **************** up and post.
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          • #95
            This thread is ****************ing classic! Hilarious stuff. I'll think some **************** up and post.
            <div class="signaturecontainer">Resident swirl guy <br />
            check out mah band: fusiony-metuhlz <a href="http://www.myspace.com/officialarc" target="_blank">www.myspace.com/officialarc</a><br />
            FOR SALE: Ibanez Lo Pro Edge bridge in GOLD with all the parts you need (...minus the bar!)! Nut, springs, posts, claw, etc... Bridge has some pitting/wear on the bass side. $75 and its all yours!</div>

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            • #96






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              She called me in the kitchen and she was topless and asked if I would rather have cookies or touch her boobies. I remember laughing cause she rhymed and took the cookies.




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              <div class="message">Just last week I went to the local GC with my 18 inch cock to buy several guitars and amps. On the way out I punched a hole clean thru the body of a MIM Tele, which caused the entire store to give me a standing ovation. </div>

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              <div class="message">I play gay through the amp- it involves plugging into the amp's output jack. Sometimes you end up blowing a tranny though.</div>

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              • #97






                Quote Originally Posted by linthat22
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                She called me in the kitchen and she was topless and asked if I would rather have cookies or touch her boobies. I remember laughing cause she rhymed and took the cookies.




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                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>diddlybo</strong>
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                <div class="message">Just last week I went to the local GC with my 18 inch cock to buy several guitars and amps. On the way out I punched a hole clean thru the body of a MIM Tele, which caused the entire store to give me a standing ovation. </div>

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                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>ShaneV2</strong>
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                <div class="message">I play gay through the amp- it involves plugging into the amp's output jack. Sometimes you end up blowing a tranny though.</div>

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                • #98
                  I was about 6-1/2, living in South Carolina. The neighbour kid was a pimp in training, I think he was about 11. He would let kids look at his little sister's cooter, i think she must have been about my age, for a nickel. I remember asking what it looked like and he drew a circle on the ground and then drew a line through it, like a phi symbol. I looked at if, scratched my head and figured it wasn't worth it so I never saw it.
                  The community here was awesome but the digs &amp; spirit of the place has been in decline ever since it became a business venture rather than a simple collective and this latest gong show really brought the chickens home to roost.<br><br>Necessity is the mother of invention, ergo: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.guitarampboard.com"><font color="#0000FF">www.guitarampboard.com</font></a>.<br><br>So long and thanks for all the fish, love izzy.<br><br>:wave:

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                  • #99
                    I was about 6-1/2, living in South Carolina. The neighbour kid was a pimp in training, I think he was about 11. He would let kids look at his little sister's cooter, i think she must have been about my age, for a nickel. I remember asking what it looked like and he drew a circle on the ground and then drew a line through it, like a phi symbol. I looked at if, scratched my head and figured it wasn't worth it so I never saw it.
                    The community here was awesome but the digs &amp; spirit of the place has been in decline ever since it became a business venture rather than a simple collective and this latest gong show really brought the chickens home to roost.<br><br>Necessity is the mother of invention, ergo: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.guitarampboard.com"><font color="#0000FF">www.guitarampboard.com</font></a>.<br><br>So long and thanks for all the fish, love izzy.<br><br>:wave:

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                    • **************** this thread died a more sudden death than I thought it would
                      <div class="signaturecontainer">Founder of the <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/Totally_jammin_out.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Jammin'" class="inlineimg" /> <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/rimshot.gif" border="0" alt="" title="rimshot" class="inlineimg" /> <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/Totally_jammin_out.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Jammin'" class="inlineimg" /> club. Dedicated to Rockin on and to<img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/poke.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Poke" class="inlineimg" /> fun at those who take themselves too seriously!!!<img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/biggrin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Big Grin" class="inlineimg" /><img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/blah.gif" border="0" alt="" title="blah" class="inlineimg" /><img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/blah.gif" border="0" alt="" title="blah" class="inlineimg" /><br />
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                      <font size="6">Term limits for Congress. The true &quot;Politics of Change&quot;</font><br />
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                      My rig:<br />
                      <br />
                      1991 HM Strat w/ Dimarzio X2N in the bridge, Chopper in the middle and Pro Track in the neck<br />
                      <br />
                      Gibson GA20RVT Late model<br />
                      <br />
                      Vox Tonelab LE<br />
                      EHX English Muff'n<br />
                      Morley Boost Wah, one of the old 110v ones</div>

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                      • **************** this thread died a more sudden death than I thought it would
                        <div class="signaturecontainer">Founder of the <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/Totally_jammin_out.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Jammin'" class="inlineimg" /> <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/rimshot.gif" border="0" alt="" title="rimshot" class="inlineimg" /> <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/Totally_jammin_out.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Jammin'" class="inlineimg" /> club. Dedicated to Rockin on and to<img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/poke.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Poke" class="inlineimg" /> fun at those who take themselves too seriously!!!<img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/biggrin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Big Grin" class="inlineimg" /><img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/blah.gif" border="0" alt="" title="blah" class="inlineimg" /><img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/blah.gif" border="0" alt="" title="blah" class="inlineimg" /><br />
                        <br />
                        <font size="6">Term limits for Congress. The true &quot;Politics of Change&quot;</font><br />
                        <br />
                        My rig:<br />
                        <br />
                        1991 HM Strat w/ Dimarzio X2N in the bridge, Chopper in the middle and Pro Track in the neck<br />
                        <br />
                        Gibson GA20RVT Late model<br />
                        <br />
                        Vox Tonelab LE<br />
                        EHX English Muff'n<br />
                        Morley Boost Wah, one of the old 110v ones</div>

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                        • When I was like 5 years old, the commercial for "mousetrap" was on TV. It was a Milton Bradley game.



                          In the commercial, a couple of kids get trapped in a cage. I thought they would die.



                          It gave me a giant boner.



                          I'm not joking.









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                          I thought women peed out of their butts.



                          I thought losing game show contestants were executed.
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                          • When I was like 5 years old, the commercial for "mousetrap" was on TV. It was a Milton Bradley game.



                            In the commercial, a couple of kids get trapped in a cage. I thought they would die.



                            It gave me a giant boner.



                            I'm not joking.









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                            I thought women peed out of their butts.



                            I thought losing game show contestants were executed.
                            <div class="signaturecontainer"><font color="orange">BRO CLUB Member: BROSLINGER</font><br />
                            Proudly uses: STOMP UNDER FOOT pedals.</div>

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                            • Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Hunter
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                              I thought women peed out of their butts.




                              Same here.



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                              <div class="message">Just last week I went to the local GC with my 18 inch cock to buy several guitars and amps. On the way out I punched a hole clean thru the body of a MIM Tele, which caused the entire store to give me a standing ovation. </div>

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                              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>ShaneV2</strong>
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                              <div class="message">I play gay through the amp- it involves plugging into the amp's output jack. Sometimes you end up blowing a tranny though.</div>

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                              • Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Hunter
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                                I thought women peed out of their butts.




                                Same here.



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                                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>ShaneV2</strong>
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                                <div class="message">I play gay through the amp- it involves plugging into the amp's output jack. Sometimes you end up blowing a tranny though.</div>

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