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  • #46
    In the late sixties, I vividly remember my father saying that The Beatles were the primary reason for the increasing use of illegal narcotics.
    Everybody is terminally ill.

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    • #47
      In the late sixties, I vividly remember my father saying that The Beatles were the primary reason for the increasing use of illegal narcotics.
      Everybody is terminally ill.

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      • #48






        Quote Originally Posted by Jesse G
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        When I was about 6, my mom made me eat a bunch of hotdogs.



        I waited until she wasn't looking and threw 3 of them down the hall into the living room.




        I bet that was like ****************ing a really loose vagina.



        I used to think that when a baby was born, it came out the mother's mouth.
        He ate all of the crackers, and then he ate all of the cheese.

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        • #49






          Quote Originally Posted by Jesse G
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          When I was about 6, my mom made me eat a bunch of hotdogs.



          I waited until she wasn't looking and threw 3 of them down the hall into the living room.




          I bet that was like ****************ing a really loose vagina.



          I used to think that when a baby was born, it came out the mother's mouth.
          He ate all of the crackers, and then he ate all of the cheese.

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          • #50






            Quote Originally Posted by Mermph
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            I used to think that when a baby was born, it came out the mother's mouth.




            I remember a movie with a birth ending in a pink light that came out of the mom's mouth... Can't remember which one.
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            • #51






              Quote Originally Posted by Mermph
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              I used to think that when a baby was born, it came out the mother's mouth.




              I remember a movie with a birth ending in a pink light that came out of the mom's mouth... Can't remember which one.
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              • #52
                I remember the first time I said '****************'. I was maybe 4 years old, sitting on the counter and I just said it twice: '****************. ****************.' all I remember was my mom looking at my dad like Still have no idea where I got that from.



                Stranger still, I have a third-person recollection of this incident.









                Quote Originally Posted by capitalist
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                In the late sixties, I vividly remember my father saying that The Beatles were the primary reason for the increasing use of illegal narcotics.




                They weren't?
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                Originally Posted by RaceU4her


                i have 12,000+ posts at HCAF, of course im a ****************ing tone guru

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                • #53
                  I remember the first time I said '****************'. I was maybe 4 years old, sitting on the counter and I just said it twice: '****************. ****************.' all I remember was my mom looking at my dad like Still have no idea where I got that from.



                  Stranger still, I have a third-person recollection of this incident.









                  Quote Originally Posted by capitalist
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                  In the late sixties, I vividly remember my father saying that The Beatles were the primary reason for the increasing use of illegal narcotics.




                  They weren't?
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                  Warmoth Custom Soloist
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                  '77 Marshall JMP 2203
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                  Originally Posted by RaceU4her


                  i have 12,000+ posts at HCAF, of course im a ****************ing tone guru

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                  • #54
                    When I was about 7 or 8 I was outside with my dad doing some work in the yard. All of the sudden this car with no tires on all four rims comes barrelling around the corner, sparks flying all over the place... we looked at each other like wtf? That was some funny ****************... odd but funny.
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                    • #55
                      When I was about 7 or 8 I was outside with my dad doing some work in the yard. All of the sudden this car with no tires on all four rims comes barrelling around the corner, sparks flying all over the place... we looked at each other like wtf? That was some funny ****************... odd but funny.
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                      • #56
                        i remember some hippy neighbor of ours kidnapping me in the middle of the night one time while my mom was in the hospital giving birth to my youngest brother, i must have been 6yo, woke up in the middle of the night around christmas, she took my middle bother, then 3, and i over to her house, fed us some new age banana pooding that tasted like cardboard and took us home and returned us safely to our beds. she babysat us sometimes, so it wasnt off the wall to have her come get us if say an emergency happened, but this was a little weird.



                        also im not sure, but i think i burned a vacant new construction house down by lighting paper and throwing it in the sink while playing in the empty house with some bad friends. might have been imagining it though.



                        i remember dragging my parents into the garage to watch my "concert"...me, my middle brother and my friend, with brooms, running around yelling "ride the lightning!!!" none of us listened to metallica yet, dont know where it came from. not much has changed in my current band
                        great deals with Urinate Forever and stratedge09






                        Originally Posted by DrakkarTyrannis


                        Ya'll n****s is gay



                        Cheers, Lucius.




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                        • #57
                          i remember some hippy neighbor of ours kidnapping me in the middle of the night one time while my mom was in the hospital giving birth to my youngest brother, i must have been 6yo, woke up in the middle of the night around christmas, she took my middle bother, then 3, and i over to her house, fed us some new age banana pooding that tasted like cardboard and took us home and returned us safely to our beds. she babysat us sometimes, so it wasnt off the wall to have her come get us if say an emergency happened, but this was a little weird.



                          also im not sure, but i think i burned a vacant new construction house down by lighting paper and throwing it in the sink while playing in the empty house with some bad friends. might have been imagining it though.



                          i remember dragging my parents into the garage to watch my "concert"...me, my middle brother and my friend, with brooms, running around yelling "ride the lightning!!!" none of us listened to metallica yet, dont know where it came from. not much has changed in my current band
                          great deals with Urinate Forever and stratedge09






                          Originally Posted by DrakkarTyrannis


                          Ya'll n****s is gay



                          Cheers, Lucius.




                          the.Orange.congolomorate Thunderverb 50 sucka!
                          SG ARMY

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                          • #58
                            When I was about four years old my mom went into a grocery store and left the car running. I reached over from the back seat and put the car in gear. The car idled down the street for a few blocks then crossed a busy highway. Some guy jumped out of a panel truck and got in the car and stopped it.



                            I used to steal my dads lighter fluid and shoe polish then hid it all under my bed along with a little house I made of toothpicks and Elmer's glue. One day I put lighter fluid on the toothpick house and started it on fire. It started to get out of control but I was able to put it out. I still can't believe the bed didn't catch on fire. A few days later I remember peeking into my bedroom and my mom was removing the containers of shoe polish and lighter fluid. She never said anything to me about it, lol.



                            Last but not least, I used to think that scrotums were full of piss.
                            Originally Posted by diddlybo


                            Just last week I went to the local GC with my 18 inch cock to buy several guitars and amps. On the way out I punched a hole clean thru the body of a MIM Tele, which caused the entire store to give me a standing ovation.









                            Originally Posted by ShaneV2


                            I play gay through the amp- it involves plugging into the amp's output jack. Sometimes you end up blowing a tranny though.

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                            • #59
                              When I was about four years old my mom went into a grocery store and left the car running. I reached over from the back seat and put the car in gear. The car idled down the street for a few blocks then crossed a busy highway. Some guy jumped out of a panel truck and got in the car and stopped it.



                              I used to steal my dads lighter fluid and shoe polish then hid it all under my bed along with a little house I made of toothpicks and Elmer's glue. One day I put lighter fluid on the toothpick house and started it on fire. It started to get out of control but I was able to put it out. I still can't believe the bed didn't catch on fire. A few days later I remember peeking into my bedroom and my mom was removing the containers of shoe polish and lighter fluid. She never said anything to me about it, lol.



                              Last but not least, I used to think that scrotums were full of piss.
                              Originally Posted by diddlybo


                              Just last week I went to the local GC with my 18 inch cock to buy several guitars and amps. On the way out I punched a hole clean thru the body of a MIM Tele, which caused the entire store to give me a standing ovation.









                              Originally Posted by ShaneV2


                              I play gay through the amp- it involves plugging into the amp's output jack. Sometimes you end up blowing a tranny though.

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                              • #60






                                Quote Originally Posted by KCTigerChief
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                                Uh...weird



                                Question, did it become strange at all later in life? I mean, after I figured out what she was doing and how wrong that is, I'd be a little creeped out.




                                It got strange only once, then after that she was on a long train down to pharmaceutical drug addiction and by that time she already burned a lot of family bridges.



                                I will say though a couple years after that happened and they were back visiting, she made a huge as batch of cookies. She called me in the kitchen and she was topless and asked if I would rather have cookies or touch her boobies. I remember laughing cause she rhymed and took the cookies.

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