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  • #16
    I used to think that my parents let me go to the park by our house that was like a quarter mile away...really really far for a 3 year old. Looked it up later on and it wasn't more than like 20 yards, if that.



    Was kidnapped once. Went down the street to look at my mailbox and some ladies saw a little kid with no adult and they snatched me up. I remember wanting to get back on the tricycle I rode on and go home so once I got the chance I ran out of their car and headed for the trike, wasn't fast enough because they caught me again and threw me in the car. That's all I remember about what had happened. My mom says I had wandered down there and these ladies picked me up because there's a random toddler on the sidewalk and they wound up taking me to the back gate (Camp Pendleton) and left me with the MPs. Mom said she started looking for me and after a while went to the gate to report me missing and found me there. Apparently that wasn't the only time I'd wandered off and wound up at the MP's office.
    Recipient of the HCAF Nobel Piece Prize

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    • #17
      I used to think that my parents let me go to the park by our house that was like a quarter mile away...really really far for a 3 year old. Looked it up later on and it wasn't more than like 20 yards, if that.



      Was kidnapped once. Went down the street to look at my mailbox and some ladies saw a little kid with no adult and they snatched me up. I remember wanting to get back on the tricycle I rode on and go home so once I got the chance I ran out of their car and headed for the trike, wasn't fast enough because they caught me again and threw me in the car. That's all I remember about what had happened. My mom says I had wandered down there and these ladies picked me up because there's a random toddler on the sidewalk and they wound up taking me to the back gate (Camp Pendleton) and left me with the MPs. Mom said she started looking for me and after a while went to the gate to report me missing and found me there. Apparently that wasn't the only time I'd wandered off and wound up at the MP's office.
      Recipient of the HCAF Nobel Piece Prize

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      • #18






        Quote Originally Posted by Shine
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        I thought girls couldn't get pregnant if you wore underwear when you had sex.




        I was told early on that kissing is what lead to pregnancy.



        Didn't stop me from kissing the girls on the kindegarten bus.
        Originally Posted by Murdoch


        HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

        Three dicks in an ass, n00b.









        Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom


        wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...

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        • #19






          Quote Originally Posted by Shine
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          I thought girls couldn't get pregnant if you wore underwear when you had sex.




          I was told early on that kissing is what lead to pregnancy.



          Didn't stop me from kissing the girls on the kindegarten bus.
          Originally Posted by Murdoch


          HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

          Three dicks in an ass, n00b.









          Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom


          wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...

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          • #20
            this one time when i was little, i had a gun, and didn't kill anyone.
            the world is one big fist fight.







            Originally Posted by duncan


            I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.









            Originally Posted by Rear Naked


            I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.

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            • #21
              this one time when i was little, i had a gun, and didn't kill anyone.
              the world is one big fist fight.







              Originally Posted by duncan


              I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.









              Originally Posted by Rear Naked


              I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.

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              • #22






                Quote Originally Posted by NeloAngelo
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                this one time when i was little, i had a gun, and didn't kill anyone.




                Pussy.
                Originally Posted by Murdoch


                HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

                Three dicks in an ass, n00b.









                Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom


                wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...

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                • #23






                  Quote Originally Posted by NeloAngelo
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                  this one time when i was little, i had a gun, and didn't kill anyone.




                  Pussy.
                  Originally Posted by Murdoch


                  HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

                  Three dicks in an ass, n00b.









                  Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom


                  wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...

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                  • #24
                    I started walking around 7 months old. I remember the day I got slightly too tall to walk under the table without banging my head.



                    When I was 2, I remember a doll in my room flying towards me from the top of a cabinet, and it scared the **************** outa me. I remember my mom taking the doll down and putting it on the table to show me it wouldn't move. I took the doll and put it in the garbage, and sat on the lid.
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                    • #25
                      I started walking around 7 months old. I remember the day I got slightly too tall to walk under the table without banging my head.



                      When I was 2, I remember a doll in my room flying towards me from the top of a cabinet, and it scared the **************** outa me. I remember my mom taking the doll down and putting it on the table to show me it wouldn't move. I took the doll and put it in the garbage, and sat on the lid.
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                      • #26
                        Here's what I remember.



                        I was 5 and my older brother and sister were visiting. While my brother was off making a kick ass remote controlled Cessna, my sister dragged my ass up the stairs to my dad's room.



                        She pulled a bean bag up close to his bed and told me to strip naked. Me being little, I thought that was weird, but she was my sis, so no big deal. She kicked back in a sitting chair my dad used to put on his work boots and she told me to jump off the bed into my bean bag. Who the Hell wouldn't love that? I remember looking over at her and she had her pants pulled down and was touching herself.



                        I didn't know what she was doing and didn't think anything of it.



                        Fast forward to when I hit the age of a teen and blammo, I realized my sister was masturbating to her naked 5 year old brother.

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                        • #27
                          Here's what I remember.



                          I was 5 and my older brother and sister were visiting. While my brother was off making a kick ass remote controlled Cessna, my sister dragged my ass up the stairs to my dad's room.



                          She pulled a bean bag up close to his bed and told me to strip naked. Me being little, I thought that was weird, but she was my sis, so no big deal. She kicked back in a sitting chair my dad used to put on his work boots and she told me to jump off the bed into my bean bag. Who the Hell wouldn't love that? I remember looking over at her and she had her pants pulled down and was touching herself.



                          I didn't know what she was doing and didn't think anything of it.



                          Fast forward to when I hit the age of a teen and blammo, I realized my sister was masturbating to her naked 5 year old brother.

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                          • #28
                            ^^^



                            GREETINGS AND FELICITATIONS, CHILDREN OF TECHNOLOGY!

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                            • #29
                              ^^^



                              GREETINGS AND FELICITATIONS, CHILDREN OF TECHNOLOGY!

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                              • #30
                                remember those Evil Kenevil stunt cycles from the 70's???? I owned one for 35 minutes and caused about $50,000 damage..... by jumping it across the street from my driveway, straight into the window of a car driven by an old lady who was so freaked out she smashed into into a telephone pole.

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