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    When I was about 6, my mom made me eat a bunch of hotdogs.



    My only guess is that she wanted me to get tired of them because I know it's all I ever wanted to eat when I was a kid. She told me I couldn't leave the counter until I finished them all and I was too full to eat them all so I waited until she wasn't looking and threw 3 of them down the hall into the living room.



    Later that night I tried to look for them but I could only find one.



    Fast forward 5 years or so and we're moving furniture around and I find the hotdogs behind a cabinet. They were tiny, black and petrified. I carved one into a sharp point and took the other one to school for show and tell.
    Originally Posted by Jimmy James


    Or you can try living on the southside of Chicago on eight dollars a month and learn some real blues phrases.



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  • #2
    So it was sorta like throwing a hotdog down a hall way?!?

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    • #3
      So it was sorta like throwing a hotdog down a hall way?!?

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      • #4
        thats where that expression comes from- you and your mom.

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        • #5
          thats where that expression comes from- you and your mom.

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          • #6
            ^^Pretty much



            Also, I clearly remember being about 1 year old and first learning to walk and learning my way around the house



            NB4 someone says that's impossible to remember when you were a baby because of something they read somewhere
            Originally Posted by Jimmy James


            Or you can try living on the southside of Chicago on eight dollars a month and learn some real blues phrases.



            YouTube • Soundclick

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            • #7
              ^^Pretty much



              Also, I clearly remember being about 1 year old and first learning to walk and learning my way around the house



              NB4 someone says that's impossible to remember when you were a baby because of something they read somewhere
              Originally Posted by Jimmy James


              Or you can try living on the southside of Chicago on eight dollars a month and learn some real blues phrases.



              YouTube • Soundclick

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                Quote Originally Posted by Andersonology
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                So it was sorta like throwing a hotdog down a hall way?!?




                So many "your mom" possibilities springing from the first two posts.
                Originally Posted by Murdoch


                HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

                Three dicks in an ass, n00b.









                Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom


                wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...

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                • #9






                  Quote Originally Posted by Andersonology
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                  So it was sorta like throwing a hotdog down a hall way?!?




                  So many "your mom" possibilities springing from the first two posts.
                  Originally Posted by Murdoch


                  HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

                  Three dicks in an ass, n00b.









                  Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom


                  wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...

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                  • #10
                    I thought girls couldn't get pregnant if you wore underwear when you had sex.
                    Some guys like a challenge. Not me.

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                    • #11
                      I thought girls couldn't get pregnant if you wore underwear when you had sex.
                      Some guys like a challenge. Not me.

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                      • #12
                        I thought you had a finite number of ejaculations, and you were done after 5,000 or so.



                        Thank God I was wrong on that one.
                        BRO CLUB Member: BROSLINGER
                        Proudly uses: STOMP UNDER FOOT pedals.

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                        • #13
                          I thought you had a finite number of ejaculations, and you were done after 5,000 or so.



                          Thank God I was wrong on that one.
                          BRO CLUB Member: BROSLINGER
                          Proudly uses: STOMP UNDER FOOT pedals.

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                          • #14
                            infinite ejaculations would make a great band name.

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                            • #15
                              infinite ejaculations would make a great band name.

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