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  • Weird stories/things you remember from when you were a little kid

    When I was about 6, my mom made me eat a bunch of hotdogs.



    My only guess is that she wanted me to get tired of them because I know it's all I ever wanted to eat when I was a kid. She told me I couldn't leave the counter until I finished them all and I was too full to eat them all so I waited until she wasn't looking and threw 3 of them down the hall into the living room.



    Later that night I tried to look for them but I could only find one.



    Fast forward 5 years or so and we're moving furniture around and I find the hotdogs behind a cabinet. They were tiny, black and petrified. I carved one into a sharp point and took the other one to school for show and tell.
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    <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Jimmy James</strong>
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    So it was sorta like throwing a hotdog down a hall way?!?

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    • #3
      So it was sorta like throwing a hotdog down a hall way?!?

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      • #4
        thats where that expression comes from- you and your mom.

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        • #5
          thats where that expression comes from- you and your mom.

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          • #6
            ^^Pretty much



            Also, I clearly remember being about 1 year old and first learning to walk and learning my way around the house



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            <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Jimmy James</strong>
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            <div class="message">Or you can try living on the southside of Chicago on eight dollars a month and learn some real blues phrases.</div>

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            • #7
              ^^Pretty much



              Also, I clearly remember being about 1 year old and first learning to walk and learning my way around the house



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              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Jimmy James</strong>
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              <div class="message">Or you can try living on the southside of Chicago on eight dollars a month and learn some real blues phrases.</div>

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                Quote Originally Posted by Andersonology
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                So it was sorta like throwing a hotdog down a hall way?!?




                So many "your mom" possibilities springing from the first two posts.
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                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Murdoch</strong>
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                Three dicks in an ass, n00b.</div>

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                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Dr.Picklebottom</strong>
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                  Quote Originally Posted by Andersonology
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                  So it was sorta like throwing a hotdog down a hall way?!?




                  So many "your mom" possibilities springing from the first two posts.
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                  <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Murdoch</strong>
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                  Three dicks in an ass, n00b.</div>

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                  <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Dr.Picklebottom</strong>
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                  • #10
                    I thought girls couldn't get pregnant if you wore underwear when you had sex.
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                    • #11
                      I thought girls couldn't get pregnant if you wore underwear when you had sex.
                      <div class="signaturecontainer">Some guys like a challenge. Not me.</div>

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                      • #12
                        I thought you had a finite number of ejaculations, and you were done after 5,000 or so.



                        Thank God I was wrong on that one.
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                        • #13
                          I thought you had a finite number of ejaculations, and you were done after 5,000 or so.



                          Thank God I was wrong on that one.
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                          • #14
                            infinite ejaculations would make a great band name.

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                            • #15
                              infinite ejaculations would make a great band name.

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