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  • #31






    Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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    How do you make a duck sing soul music?



    Put it in the oven 'til it's Bill Withers.










    Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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    What do you call a camel with a flat back?



    Humphrey.




    now these are mother****************ing jokes.
    the world is one big fist fight.







    Originally Posted by duncan


    I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.









    Originally Posted by Rear Naked


    I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.

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    • #32
      chuckled
      great deals with Urinate Forever and stratedge09






      Originally Posted by DrakkarTyrannis


      Ya'll n****s is gay



      Cheers, Lucius.




      the.Orange.congolomorate Thunderverb 50 sucka!
      SG ARMY

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      • #33
        chuckled
        great deals with Urinate Forever and stratedge09






        Originally Posted by DrakkarTyrannis


        Ya'll n****s is gay



        Cheers, Lucius.




        the.Orange.congolomorate Thunderverb 50 sucka!
        SG ARMY

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        • #34
          whats green and has wheels?

















































          grass. i was just kidding about the wheels.
          great deals with Urinate Forever and stratedge09






          Originally Posted by DrakkarTyrannis


          Ya'll n****s is gay



          Cheers, Lucius.




          the.Orange.congolomorate Thunderverb 50 sucka!
          SG ARMY

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          • #35
            whats green and has wheels?

















































            grass. i was just kidding about the wheels.
            great deals with Urinate Forever and stratedge09






            Originally Posted by DrakkarTyrannis


            Ya'll n****s is gay



            Cheers, Lucius.




            the.Orange.congolomorate Thunderverb 50 sucka!
            SG ARMY

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            • #36
              What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs?



              Sparky.
              Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band
              Eight Foot Manchild

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              • #37
                What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs?



                Sparky.
                Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band
                Eight Foot Manchild

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                • #38
                  brass dont spark
                  great deals with Urinate Forever and stratedge09






                  Originally Posted by DrakkarTyrannis


                  Ya'll n****s is gay



                  Cheers, Lucius.




                  the.Orange.congolomorate Thunderverb 50 sucka!
                  SG ARMY

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                  • #39
                    brass dont spark
                    great deals with Urinate Forever and stratedge09






                    Originally Posted by DrakkarTyrannis


                    Ya'll n****s is gay



                    Cheers, Lucius.




                    the.Orange.congolomorate Thunderverb 50 sucka!
                    SG ARMY

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                    • #40






                      Quote Originally Posted by Y0UNGBL00D
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                      brass dont spark




                      Truth!!!
                      Originally Posted by KCTigerChief


                      Rock hardness called that one









                      Originally Posted by guitarbilly74


                      But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12" cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees.

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                      • #41






                        Quote Originally Posted by Y0UNGBL00D
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                        brass dont spark




                        Truth!!!
                        Originally Posted by KCTigerChief


                        Rock hardness called that one









                        Originally Posted by guitarbilly74


                        But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12" cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees.

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                        • #42






                          Quote Originally Posted by NeloAngelo
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                          not even a chuckle.




                          in the realm of pepi sjotd posts . these were pretty good.



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                          • #43






                            Quote Originally Posted by NeloAngelo
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                            not even a chuckle.




                            in the realm of pepi sjotd posts . these were pretty good.



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                            • #44






                              Quote Originally Posted by mrelusive
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                              The key to making things like this funny is delivery and context. These lines would be much funnier if nonchalantly peppered into casual conversation. You know, as opposed to reading them one after the other or hearing a stand-up comedian rattle em off one after the other.




                              That is my plan ... Now you can have a funfilled week at work
                              MFPOMFS

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                              • #45






                                Quote Originally Posted by mrelusive
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                                The key to making things like this funny is delivery and context. These lines would be much funnier if nonchalantly peppered into casual conversation. You know, as opposed to reading them one after the other or hearing a stand-up comedian rattle em off one after the other.




                                That is my plan ... Now you can have a funfilled week at work
                                MFPOMFS

                                ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪ ♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪ ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪ ♫♪♫♪♫♪

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