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  • #16






    Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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    What does the octogenarian pirate say?



    Aye, matey.




    ok - you're going to have to explain that one to me, so I can decide which of us is stupid.
    Sig: don't care enough to have one<br><br><br>WAIT!!! - www.guitarampboard.com

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    • #17






      Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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      What does the octogenarian pirate say?



      Aye, matey.




      ok - you're going to have to explain that one to me, so I can decide which of us is stupid.
      Sig: don't care enough to have one<br><br><br>WAIT!!! - www.guitarampboard.com

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      • #18






        Quote Originally Posted by mamberg
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        ok - you're going to have to explain that one to me, so I can decide which of us is stupid.




        well, octogenarian means 80-89 years old.





        so that doesn't make it any more understandable.







        worst joke ever.
        <div class="signaturecontainer"><font size="7"><font color="deepskyblue"><font color="black"><font size="3"><font face="Arial"><b>the world is one big fist fight.<br />
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        <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>duncan</strong>
        <a href="showthread.php?p=46572620#post46572620" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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        <div class="message">I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.</div>

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        <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Rear Naked</strong>
        <a href="showthread.php?p=47312019#post47312019" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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        <div class="message">I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.</div>

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        • #19






          Quote Originally Posted by mamberg
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          ok - you're going to have to explain that one to me, so I can decide which of us is stupid.




          well, octogenarian means 80-89 years old.





          so that doesn't make it any more understandable.







          worst joke ever.
          <div class="signaturecontainer"><font size="7"><font color="deepskyblue"><font color="black"><font size="3"><font face="Arial"><b>the world is one big fist fight.<br />
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          <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>duncan</strong>
          <a href="showthread.php?p=46572620#post46572620" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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          <div class="message">I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.</div>

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          <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Rear Naked</strong>
          <a href="showthread.php?p=47312019#post47312019" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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          <div class="message">I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.</div>

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          • #20






            Quote Originally Posted by mamberg
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            ok - you're going to have to explain that one to me, so I can decide which of us is stupid.




            Aye, matey



            Aye(m) atey



            I'm Eighty.



            I'm gonna go with both of you......
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            <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>KCTigerChief</strong>
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            <div class="message"><img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/icon_lol.gif" border="0" alt="" title="lol" class="inlineimg" /> Rock hardness called that one <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Embarrassment" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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            <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>guitarbilly74</strong>
            <a href="showthread.php?p=46994951#post46994951" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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            <div class="message"> But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12&quot; cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees. </div>

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            • #21






              Quote Originally Posted by mamberg
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              ok - you're going to have to explain that one to me, so I can decide which of us is stupid.




              Aye, matey



              Aye(m) atey



              I'm Eighty.



              I'm gonna go with both of you......
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              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>KCTigerChief</strong>
              <a href="showthread.php?p=45961181#post45961181" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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              <div class="message"><img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/icon_lol.gif" border="0" alt="" title="lol" class="inlineimg" /> Rock hardness called that one <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Embarrassment" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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              <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>guitarbilly74</strong>
              <a href="showthread.php?p=46994951#post46994951" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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              <div class="message"> But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12&quot; cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees. </div>

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              • #22






                Quote Originally Posted by Rock Hardness
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                Aye, matey



                Aye(m) atey



                I'm Eighty.



                I'm gonna go with both of you......




                if you have to explain a joke, it's not a joke. it's a lesson.
                <div class="signaturecontainer"><font size="7"><font color="deepskyblue"><font color="black"><font size="3"><font face="Arial"><b>the world is one big fist fight.<br />
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                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>duncan</strong>
                <a href="showthread.php?p=46572620#post46572620" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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                <div class="message">I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.</div>

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                </div>
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                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Rear Naked</strong>
                <a href="showthread.php?p=47312019#post47312019" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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                <div class="message">I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.</div>

                </div>
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                • #23






                  Quote Originally Posted by Rock Hardness
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                  Aye, matey



                  Aye(m) atey



                  I'm Eighty.



                  I'm gonna go with both of you......




                  if you have to explain a joke, it's not a joke. it's a lesson.
                  <div class="signaturecontainer"><font size="7"><font color="deepskyblue"><font color="black"><font size="3"><font face="Arial"><b>the world is one big fist fight.<br />
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                  <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>duncan</strong>
                  <a href="showthread.php?p=46572620#post46572620" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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                  <div class="message">I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.</div>

                  </div>
                  </div>
                  </div> <div class="bbcode_container">
                  <div class="bbcode_quote">
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                  <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Rear Naked</strong>
                  <a href="showthread.php?p=47312019#post47312019" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
                  </div>
                  <div class="message">I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.</div>

                  </div>
                  </div>
                  </div> </div>

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                  • #24
                    How do you make a duck sing soul music?



                    Put it in the oven 'til it's Bill Withers.
                    <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/ENSMB?ref=hl" target="_blank">Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band</a><br />
                    <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Eight-Foot-Manchild/139359172795381?ref=hl" target="_blank">Eight Foot Manchild</a></div>

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                    • #25
                      How do you make a duck sing soul music?



                      Put it in the oven 'til it's Bill Withers.
                      <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/ENSMB?ref=hl" target="_blank">Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band</a><br />
                      <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Eight-Foot-Manchild/139359172795381?ref=hl" target="_blank">Eight Foot Manchild</a></div>

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                      • #26






                        Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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                        How do you make a duck sing soul music?



                        Put it in the oven 'til it's Bill Withers.




                        Oh God......I either want to kill you or have your baby........
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                        <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>KCTigerChief</strong>
                        <a href="showthread.php?p=45961181#post45961181" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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                        <div class="message"><img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/icon_lol.gif" border="0" alt="" title="lol" class="inlineimg" /> Rock hardness called that one <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Embarrassment" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                        <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>guitarbilly74</strong>
                        <a href="showthread.php?p=46994951#post46994951" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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                        <div class="message"> But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12&quot; cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees. </div>

                        </div>
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                        • #27






                          Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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                          How do you make a duck sing soul music?



                          Put it in the oven 'til it's Bill Withers.




                          Oh God......I either want to kill you or have your baby........
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                          <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>KCTigerChief</strong>
                          <a href="showthread.php?p=45961181#post45961181" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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                          <div class="message"><img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/icon_lol.gif" border="0" alt="" title="lol" class="inlineimg" /> Rock hardness called that one <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/redface.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Embarrassment" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                          <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>guitarbilly74</strong>
                          <a href="showthread.php?p=46994951#post46994951" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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                          <div class="message"> But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12&quot; cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees. </div>

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                          • #28
                            What do you call a camel with a flat back?



                            Humphrey.
                            <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/ENSMB?ref=hl" target="_blank">Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band</a><br />
                            <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Eight-Foot-Manchild/139359172795381?ref=hl" target="_blank">Eight Foot Manchild</a></div>

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                            • #29
                              What do you call a camel with a flat back?



                              Humphrey.
                              <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/ENSMB?ref=hl" target="_blank">Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band</a><br />
                              <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Eight-Foot-Manchild/139359172795381?ref=hl" target="_blank">Eight Foot Manchild</a></div>

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                              • #30






                                Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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                                How do you make a duck sing soul music?



                                Put it in the oven 'til it's Bill Withers.










                                Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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                                What do you call a camel with a flat back?



                                Humphrey.




                                now these are mother****************ing jokes.
                                <div class="signaturecontainer"><font size="7"><font color="deepskyblue"><font color="black"><font size="3"><font face="Arial"><b>the world is one big fist fight.<br />
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                                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>duncan</strong>
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                                <div class="message">I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.</div>

                                </div>
                                </div>
                                </div> <div class="bbcode_container">
                                <div class="bbcode_quote">
                                <div class="quote_container">
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                                <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Rear Naked</strong>
                                <a href="showthread.php?p=47312019#post47312019" rel="nofollow"><img class="inlineimg" src="images/buttons/viewpost-right.png" alt="View Post" /></a>
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                                <div class="message">I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.</div>

                                </div>
                                </div>
                                </div> </div>

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