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  • #16






    Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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    What does the octogenarian pirate say?



    Aye, matey.




    ok - you're going to have to explain that one to me, so I can decide which of us is stupid.
    Sig: don't care enough to have oneWAIT!!! - www.guitarampboard.com

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    • #17






      Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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      What does the octogenarian pirate say?



      Aye, matey.




      ok - you're going to have to explain that one to me, so I can decide which of us is stupid.
      Sig: don't care enough to have oneWAIT!!! - www.guitarampboard.com

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      • #18






        Quote Originally Posted by mamberg
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        ok - you're going to have to explain that one to me, so I can decide which of us is stupid.




        well, octogenarian means 80-89 years old.





        so that doesn't make it any more understandable.







        worst joke ever.
        the world is one big fist fight.







        Originally Posted by duncan


        I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.









        Originally Posted by Rear Naked


        I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.

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        • #19






          Quote Originally Posted by mamberg
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          ok - you're going to have to explain that one to me, so I can decide which of us is stupid.




          well, octogenarian means 80-89 years old.





          so that doesn't make it any more understandable.







          worst joke ever.
          the world is one big fist fight.







          Originally Posted by duncan


          I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.









          Originally Posted by Rear Naked


          I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.

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          • #20






            Quote Originally Posted by mamberg
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            ok - you're going to have to explain that one to me, so I can decide which of us is stupid.




            Aye, matey



            Aye(m) atey



            I'm Eighty.



            I'm gonna go with both of you......
            Originally Posted by KCTigerChief


            Rock hardness called that one









            Originally Posted by guitarbilly74


            But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12" cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees.

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            • #21






              Quote Originally Posted by mamberg
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              ok - you're going to have to explain that one to me, so I can decide which of us is stupid.




              Aye, matey



              Aye(m) atey



              I'm Eighty.



              I'm gonna go with both of you......
              Originally Posted by KCTigerChief


              Rock hardness called that one









              Originally Posted by guitarbilly74


              But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12" cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees.

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              • #22






                Quote Originally Posted by Rock Hardness
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                Aye, matey



                Aye(m) atey



                I'm Eighty.



                I'm gonna go with both of you......




                if you have to explain a joke, it's not a joke. it's a lesson.
                the world is one big fist fight.







                Originally Posted by duncan


                I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.









                Originally Posted by Rear Naked


                I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.

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                • #23






                  Quote Originally Posted by Rock Hardness
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                  Aye, matey



                  Aye(m) atey



                  I'm Eighty.



                  I'm gonna go with both of you......




                  if you have to explain a joke, it's not a joke. it's a lesson.
                  the world is one big fist fight.







                  Originally Posted by duncan


                  I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.









                  Originally Posted by Rear Naked


                  I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.

                  Comment


                  • #24
                    How do you make a duck sing soul music?



                    Put it in the oven 'til it's Bill Withers.
                    Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band
                    Eight Foot Manchild

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                    • #25
                      How do you make a duck sing soul music?



                      Put it in the oven 'til it's Bill Withers.
                      Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band
                      Eight Foot Manchild

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                      • #26






                        Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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                        How do you make a duck sing soul music?



                        Put it in the oven 'til it's Bill Withers.




                        Oh God......I either want to kill you or have your baby........
                        Originally Posted by KCTigerChief


                        Rock hardness called that one









                        Originally Posted by guitarbilly74


                        But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12" cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees.

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                        • #27






                          Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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                          How do you make a duck sing soul music?



                          Put it in the oven 'til it's Bill Withers.




                          Oh God......I either want to kill you or have your baby........
                          Originally Posted by KCTigerChief


                          Rock hardness called that one









                          Originally Posted by guitarbilly74


                          But then again, it's the internet and everyone is a hunk with a 12" cock, great job, fast car, hot gf and loads money in the bank and Mila Kunis has pointy knees.

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                          • #28
                            What do you call a camel with a flat back?



                            Humphrey.
                            Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band
                            Eight Foot Manchild

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                            • #29
                              What do you call a camel with a flat back?



                              Humphrey.
                              Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band
                              Eight Foot Manchild

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                              • #30






                                Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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                                How do you make a duck sing soul music?



                                Put it in the oven 'til it's Bill Withers.










                                Quote Originally Posted by 8 Foot Manchild
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                                What do you call a camel with a flat back?



                                Humphrey.




                                now these are mother****************ing jokes.
                                the world is one big fist fight.







                                Originally Posted by duncan


                                I wonder what a persons life must be like if they're so easily affected by my posting on an Internet forum.









                                Originally Posted by Rear Naked


                                I saw 2 guys do it, and all they did was laugh really hard and say What The **************** a few times. No deaths or near-deaths occured.

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