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  • #46
    Originally posted by Highgrade

    You're an idiot for letting it happen more than once.
    Yeah I know but it was worth it.
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    • #47
      Originally posted by takedeepbreaths

      **** STEP AWAY FROM THE BONG!! ****

      You have officially smoked yourself retarded.

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      • #48
        I would gladly give them my wallet if that happened. All I keep in my wallet is like, my license and reciepts. And who needs a license anyway?
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        • #49
          That has to be one of the funniest post ever.

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          May God bless us all

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          It makes it so much easier for the secret police to operate, it makes it so much easier to force
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          • #50
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            • #51
              Awww man...I was there yesterday....and I still have my damn wallet


              • #52
                I don't like you but that made me laugh.


                • #53
                  Originally posted by BrentSP
                  Yeah I know but it was worth it.

                  You an idiot for posting your bull**************** as fact.

                  That's one less day pass for you dude.


                  • #54
                    I'd tell them bitches to step off. my floor isn't going to tile itself.


                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Matter-Eater Lad
                      I don't like you but that made me laugh.

                      lol.....what did I do to you to not like me?
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                      • #56
                        Hilarious, I laughed out loud


                        • #57
                          Originally posted by decode6
                          Goddamit, don't mar the name of The Home Depot, I ****************ing work there!

                          Our store is up $1.5 million in sales plan so we don't need to pull that.

                          holy ****************, thats home depot has a $77.8 million sales plane...we do roughly 200,000 a day
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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by BrentSP
                            Here's a "Heads-Up" for anyone who may be a regular Home Depot customer.

                            Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
                            Simply going out to get supplies for home fix-up projects can turn out
                            to be quite traumatic.

                            *Don't be naive and think it can't happen to you*.

                            Here's how the scam works:

                            Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car while
                            you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your
                            windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
                            of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
                            When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
                            you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back
                            seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of
                            them climbs over into the front seat and (well you probably know the
                            rest), while the other one steals your wallet.
                            I had my wallet stolen April 24th, 27th, 28th and 30th, May 1st and
                            twice on the 3rd, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this
                            upcoming weekend.


                            Maxine and TRixie have been a lot busier than they've been letting on and I think them bitches been holding out on me big time, and the next time I drop them of at the Dept, I'm going to only pretend to drive away, and instead I'll keep tabs while I keep an eye on them just to be sure, so the next time they tell me business's been slow, I can call them on their BS. What I want to know is where is all the money going? I ain't been seeing it and they ain't had it on them when I pick them up at closing.
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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by XamendedX

                              holy ****************, thats home depot has a $77.8 million sales plane...we do roughly 200,000 a day

                              I meant that we are up that much. Our sales plan is around $630k per week, which is easy to make. We are the only store in the state that's actually above the sales plan.
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                              Originally Posted by Dolf

                              Decode: saying the things you wish you could say but you have tact.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Highgrade

                                You an idiot for posting your bull**************** as fact.

                                That's one less day pass for you dude.