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  • #46





    Originally posted by Pepi





    I remember reading somewhere that GAY people are very creative






    Then that means i'm only half as creative as I thought I was.
    <div class="signaturecontainer"><b><font color="green">&quot;Females express their sexism towards males in the form of ageism. That's why it never looks like sexism.&quot;- TJ </font></b><br />
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    <b><font color="green">&quot;TJ...... that is the most genius observation I have ever heard come from a human's mouth. I never realized this before. I vow to always stand up against ageism.... the unchastised loophole thru which females express sexism against males.&quot;-Gaf (to himself)</font></b></div>

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    • #47
      Condi Van Halen, we have a winner.



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      • #48






        Somebody put eddie's face on this one.



        oh wait. nevermind.





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        <div class="signaturecontainer"><b><font color="green">&quot;Females express their sexism towards males in the form of ageism. That's why it never looks like sexism.&quot;- TJ </font></b><br />
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        <b><font color="green">&quot;TJ...... that is the most genius observation I have ever heard come from a human's mouth. I never realized this before. I vow to always stand up against ageism.... the unchastised loophole thru which females express sexism against males.&quot;-Gaf (to himself)</font></b></div>

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        • #49





          Originally posted by supercow3





          this one is giving me nightmares




          LMAO
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          • #50




            put face on this...



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            • #51





              Originally posted by BerkleeBill





              O.M.G. ROFL

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              • #52





                Originally posted by Jarick



                And by request...









                Brilliant!!
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                • #53
                  <div class="signaturecontainer"><b><font size="5"><div align="center">MFPOMFS</div></font></b><br />
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                  • #54




                    I know I cant photoshop, its the thought that counts
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                    • #55





                      Originally posted by Alchemist





                      I know I cant photoshop, its the thought that counts




                      put his face on kramers head instead

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                      • #56
                        <div class="signaturecontainer"><b><font size="5"><div align="center">MFPOMFS</div></font></b><br />
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                          • #58





                            Originally posted by batotman

                            LMFAO....wikipedia has this one up too....







                            And I thought you guys had tampered with this one too! Now you made me go to Wikipedia. Note what they say about tuning. Isn't this controversial at best (i.e. nonsense)? There is nothing wrong with the thirds on my guitar...



                            Tuning

                            Though rarely discussed, one of the most distinctive aspects of Van Halen's sound was Eddie Van Halen's tuning of the guitar. Before Van Halen, most distorted, metal-oriented rock consciously avoided the use of the major third interval in guitar chords, creating instead the signature power chord of the genre. When run through a distorted amplifier, the rapid beating of the major third on a conventionally tuned guitar is distracting and somewhat dissonant.



                            Van Halen developed a technique of flatting his B string slightly so that the interval between the open G and B is a perfect, beatless third. This consonant third was almost unheard of in distorted-guitar rock and allowed Van Halen to use major chords in a way that mixed classic hard rock power with "happy" pop. The effect is pronounced on songs such as "Runnin' With the Devil", "Unchained", and "Where Have All the Good Times Gone?".



                            With the B string flatted the correct amount, chords in some positions on the guitar have perfect thirds, but in other positions the flat B string creates out of tune intervals. As Eddie once remarked to Guitar Player, "A guitar is just theoretically built wrong. Each string is an interval of fourths, and then the B string is off. Theoretically, that's not right. If you tune an open E chord in the first position and it's perfectly in tune, and then you hit a barre chord an octave higher, it's out of tune. The B string is always a mother****************er to keep in tune all the time! So I have to retune for certain songs. And when I use the Floyd onstage, I have to unclamp it and do it real quick. But with a standard-vibrato guitar, I can tune it while I'm playing."
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                            • #59
                              Listen to running with the devil, and just try to tune your guitar to pitch and play along. It'll sound wrong.
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                              • #60





                                Originally posted by cloudnine

                                Listen to running with the devil, and just try to tune your guitar to pitch and play along. It'll sound wrong.



                                OK, I'll try that. Thanks.
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