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  • #16
    Originally posted by RupertB
    Repeatedly yank your cord out of your instrument by stepping on it.




    /Johan
    Capt'n Rusty-talk : "Ou est le Jam du Cyber ???"

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Jack E Martling
      Yeah, that's exactly what I meant to say.
      I'm glad I could clear that up for you. Be more succinct next time.



      -wp
      Originally posted by WulfmanJax:
      ****************************s will be ****************************s. And even be assholier to others who point their assholiness out.

      http://www.myspace.com/wespowell1

      Download the tunes

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      • #18
        Resist the urge to rock out with cock out.
        CONTAINS TRACE AMOUNTS OF ROCK AND COUNTRY. South Bound LaneHC 3.0 -- Making you miss HC 2.0

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Wes_Powell
          I'm glad I could clear that up for you. Be more succinct next time.


          Why do you insist on being such a buttpipe all the time? Everyone who has been here more than three days is aware of your opinions on modern music. Perhaps it's time to move on.

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          • #20
            Don't ask them to carry your stuff in or tune your axe for you.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Jack E Martling
              Why do you insist on being such a buttpipe all the time? Everyone who has been here more than three days is aware of your opinions on modern music. Perhaps it's time to move on.
              Lighten up Francis - Sgt. Hulka



              -wp
              Originally posted by WulfmanJax:
              ****************************s will be ****************************s. And even be assholier to others who point their assholiness out.

              http://www.myspace.com/wespowell1

              Download the tunes

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              • #22
                Don't keep pushing buttons on their equipment while repeatedly asking "what's this thing do?"


                F the rotting skull of Timmy

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                • #23
                  Just be yourself!

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                  • #24
                    Scope the lead singer's wife, then say

                    "I think I can bring in a higher class of groupies"
                    "I had a cat named Snowball
                    She died! She died!
                    Mom said she was sleeping
                    She lied! She lied!"

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by thamiam
                      Scope the lead singer's wife, then say

                      "I think I can bring in a higher class of groupies"

                      HAHAHAHA!!!

                      sorry, I refuse to type LOL.

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                      • #26
                        but you did type LOL.
                        Guitars Canada - Guitar Forum for Canadians

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by funky
                          Don't:


                          Take you girlfiriend.



                          Oh, I don't know about that. Sometimes the new guy's girlfriend can come in handy, especially if she drinks alot.

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                          • #28
                            Don't say, "I hope you guys aren't ****************************s like the last three bands I played with."


                            No offense intended, but (see above) . . .

                            Old is the new new.

                            I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
                            -Dorothy Parker

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                            • #29
                              After the audition, as you are leaving, announce "there are some good foundations here, and I think with the changes I have in mind we will really rock!"
                              I had a signature once...

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                              • #30
                                after the audition, say "i love you all...god bless you"
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                                Its All About The Guitar

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