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  • I need geezer help

    do any of you have 13 year old daughters? my GF's kid's birthday is soon and I don't have a clue what to get her
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    Talk to the mother. This is no time to **************** up.


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    • #3
      Ask her what she'd like, she'll have plenty of ideas for you.
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      • #4
        Does she have a cell phone?

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        • #5
          ipod

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          • #6
            A pony.
            My name is Dave and I play guitar.

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            • #7
              sex with a 17 year old that says he loves her
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              • #8
                Originally posted by mckinley
                do any of you have 13 year old daughters? my GF's kid's birthday is soon and I don't have a clue what to get her


                I have 12 and 14 year old daughters. When in doubt you can't go too far wrong with a gift certificate to the local mall.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by beginner01
                  sex with a 17 year old that says he loves her


                  It's "sex with a 17 year old who says he loves her ."

                  that= inanimate object

                  who= person

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                  • #10
                    iPod Nano. That's what we are getting our 13 yr old grand daughter (her BD is Xmas eve). Has to be a cool color too - no black or white!
                    NOTE: The absence of smilies in this post should not be taken to mean that I think your post is stupid, nor that I loath, despise, or hate you; nor that I disrespect you and all your works; nor that I see you as victim or lawful prey; nor think you have the intellect of half a loaf of bread; nor that I find you disgusting or unworthy or otherwise hate your behavior, opinions, politics, gender, sexual orientation, culture, ethnic background or language.

                    F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!

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                    • #11
                      Anything Pink. Think I pod, cell phone.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by xStonr
                        Anything Pink.


                        For a 13 year old???

                        Black would be more like it.

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                        • #13
                          Chastity belt
                          Thanks, and rock on!

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                          • #14
                            My daughter is 16 now and for the past few years, pink has been the color for her. Unless your GF's daughter is into Goth then of course black would be ideal.
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                            Love leaves a memory no one can steal</font></i></b></font></b></b></div>

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by gtrdave
                              A pony.


                              Jerry: I hate anybody who had a pony growing up.
                              Manya: I had a pony!
                              Jerry: Well, I didn't mean a pony per se

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