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If you had the chance to say one last statement before you died, what would it be?


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  • If you had the chance to say one last statement before you died, what would it be?

  • #2
    "Don't mess with that, it's LOADED!"


    • #3
      "I'll be back!"


      • #4
        Interesting question.

        I honestly don't know what I would say, but there's a poem that I came across several months ago that I love. The lines just come to me at odd moments, and it's the only poem that I tend to, um, what's the best way to describe it, *feel* at random intervals, if that makes any sense whatsoever. Disclaimer: I'm not a religious person at any sense of the word.

        All is Well

        by Henry Scott-Holland

        Death is nothing at all.
        I have only slipped away into the next room.
        I am I, and you are you.
        Whatever we were to each other, that we still are.
        Call me by my old familiar name,
        speak to me in the easy way which you always used.
        Put no difference in your tone,
        wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow.
        Laugh as we always laughed at the little jokes we enjoyed together.
        Play, smile, think of me and if you want to, pray for me.
        Let my name be ever the household word that it always was,
        let it be spoken without effect,
        without the trace of a shadow on it.
        Life means all that it ever meant.
        It is the same as it ever was;
        there is unbroken continuity.
        Why should I be out of mind because I am out of sight?
        I am waiting for you,
        for an interval,
        somewhere very near,
        just around the corner.
        All is well.


        • #5
          I told you I was ill.
          Professor Tom


          • #6
            'ah hell, what's the worst that could happen?'
            Originally Posted by boons

            Maybe you're too nice. The closest thing to the pussy is the ****************************: become one.

            Originally Posted by chuck sabbath

            of course. you cant explain the logic of the wang

            Originally Posted by Tele Vision

            You know how stray cats go through your garbage? Well, Pikeys are stray people who go through your car, shed and house.


            • #7
              See ya in hell
              RIP Ironmonger

              Originally Posted by lawboy

              The day you find an Axl Rose song on my iPod will be the day pigs fly and Republicans tell the truth.


              • #8
                "Hey y'all, watch this!"
      "The guy would be strumming along, singing the verse to “Margarittavile” and then he would hit his harmonizer pedal for the chorus. It went from sounding like a guy singing and playing guitar to sounding like the Stephen Hawkings trio."-Christhee68" the singer of my cover band used to find it funny to let out gaseous forms of vile hate and sadness that would make a plaster baby Jesus weep."- FitchFY


                • #9
                  She's your wife???
                  It's not about money or popularity , although some money would be nice.


                  • #10
                    I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis
                    GB #270 in perpetuity

                    That's what's so great about the Internet:
                    It enables pompous blowhards like myself,
                    to connect with other pompous blowhards
                    in a vast circle jerk of pomposity.


                    • #11
            's safe one's gonna ever know


                      • #12
                        Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?


                        • #13

                          Stay above this line.

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                          • #14
                            Was that it ??.


                            • #15
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