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    [COLOR=#0000a1][COLOR=#0000a1]Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe.[COLOR=#0000a1][COLOR=#0000a1]

    After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor.
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    So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a
    new robe for him. A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on -- and it was a perfect fit!

    He asked how much he owed.

    Finkelstein brushed him off: "No, no, no, for the Son of God there's no charge!

    However, may I ask for a small favor. Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made
    by Finkelstein, the Tailor?"

    Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled the virtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever he spoke to the masses.

    A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem he happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line of
    people waiting for Finkelstein's robes.

    He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him and as soon as Finkelstein spotted him he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look what you've done for my business! Would you consider a partnership?"

    "Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is."

    "Oh, no, no," said Finkelstein. "Finkelstein & Jesus. After all, I am the craftsman."

    The two of them debated this for some time. Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful -- and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise. A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop:
    http://www.patcoast.com"The guy would be strumming along, singing the verse to “Margarittavile” and then he would hit his harmonizer pedal for the chorus. It went from sounding like a guy singing and playing guitar to sounding like the Stephen Hawkings trio."-Christhee68" the singer of my cover band used to find it funny to let out gaseous forms of vile hate and sadness that would make a plaster baby Jesus weep."- FitchFY

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    "The website declined to show this webpage"
    "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminate period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'
    "The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively" ~Bob Marley

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    • #3
      the internet forgot the punch line
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      I keep stimulants handy in case I see a snake,which I also keep handy.W.C.Fields

      G.B.#275

      OK We'll close down the business,have the manager shot,and give you back all your money.will that make you happy?

      The Hot Rod Owner's Club

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          Jesus, a lawyer, and a priest are on a sinking ship.

          Jesus jumps up and yells "SAVE THE CHILDREN!"

          The Lawyer jumps up and yells "**************** THE CHILDREN!!"

          The priest jumps up and yells "DO YOU THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME?!"

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          • #6


            Death leaves a heartache no one can heal
            Love leaves a memory no one can steal

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            • #7
              I think it has a lovely ring to it.


              The Taylor Harvey Band

              The THB myspace page

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              • #8
                but...they spelled Tailor incorrectly...and, that joke is older than BlueStrat...
                "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminate period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

                Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'
                "The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively" ~Bob Marley

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                • #9
                  but...they spelled Tailor incorrectly......


                  They spelled it perfectly!


                  The Taylor Harvey Band

                  The THB myspace page

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                  • #10
                    okay, Finkelstein...
                    "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminate period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

                    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'
                    "The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively" ~Bob Marley

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                    • #11
                      but...they spelled Tailor incorrectly...and, that joke is older than BlueStrat...



                      Take my wife...please!
                      http://www.patcoast.com"The guy would be strumming along, singing the verse to “Margarittavile” and then he would hit his harmonizer pedal for the chorus. It went from sounding like a guy singing and playing guitar to sounding like the Stephen Hawkings trio."-Christhee68" the singer of my cover band used to find it funny to let out gaseous forms of vile hate and sadness that would make a plaster baby Jesus weep."- FitchFY

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