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  • The biggest reason not to get an iPhone..."The guy would be strumming along, singing the verse to “Margarittavile” and then he would hit his harmonizer pedal for the chorus. It went from sounding like a guy singing and playing guitar to sounding like the Stephen Hawkings trio."-Christhee68" the singer of my cover band used to find it funny to let out gaseous forms of vile hate and sadness that would make a plaster baby Jesus weep."- FitchFY

  • #2

    Yea, that auto correct is a bitch now and then. ESPECIALLY when I start throwing internet meme phrases at it!


    • #3
      no the biggest reason is because you have to sign up with either AT&T or Verizon...for two years...and pay through the nose for everything voice minutes, data mainutes, text minutes (but the phone is now only $49.99 )

      why do they even call it a 'phone'? No one apparently uses them to speak through anymore...
      "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminate period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

      Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting ', what a ride!'
      "The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively" ~Bob Marley


      • #4
        I love my iphone. It's a phone/GPS/MP3player all rolled into one convenient unit.


        • #5

          what a reason..nice



          • #6
            I love my iphone. It's a phone/GPS/MP3player all rolled into one convenient unit.

            Right - makes you easy to track.
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            F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!