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  • Olympic Retrospective...now we know what the XXX was for...

    Here are some comments made by NBC sports commentators during the coverage of the 30th Summer Olympics that they wish they could take back:

    Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up, and it was amazing."

    Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

    At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

    Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

    Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my god, what have I just said."


    Some other malaprops..

    Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

    Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."

    Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

    Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
    "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminent period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'

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    Those Were Good !

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      thanks for the morning laugh!!
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        Reminds me of this Tonight Show episode.

        Johnny Carson was interviewing the wife of Arnold Palmer.

        He asked her if she did anything special for Arnold to give him luck before a tough match.

        She replied "I kiss his balls."

        Johnny: "I'll bet that makes his putter stand on end !"
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