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  • #31
    If a plane took off and never came back, would we assume it isn't coming back?


    Yes, unless we went to the plane's destination, then it would have 'come back' to where it was going.

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    • #32
      What is that thing under my bed? Does it like me?


      Doesn't matter, just be sure the batteries are fresh. I recommend copper-tops.

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      • #33
        If a Harley 900 Chopper and a 67 Ford Mustang raced from a standing start through 1/4 mile of desert brush, who would come out the winner (assuming they got the Harley started)?


        The answer to this 'brain-twister' should be obvious. As a vintage American musclecar, the Ford 'wins' by virtue of it's resale value and chick-appeal alone, it doesn't even have to start it's engine and it wins. A sportster-based chopper is totaly outclassed by the Detroit iron.

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        • #34
          JB, I see this only making the bigtime advice columnists nervous about their job security - they are psychopaths and will shut you down through fair means or foul! Fair means or foul, what's up with that (another question)?

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          • #35
            My name is Timezarrow . . . and I approve this message.

            No offense intended, but (see above) . . .

            Old is the new new.

            I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
            -Dorothy Parker

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            • #36
              If you kill a mole, will it come back and haunt you.

              Do moles like gasoline?

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              • #37
                And what is a vole? A vole, for godz zakes.

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                • #38
                  Who's that playing . . . the guitar?

                  No offense intended, but (see above) . . .

                  Old is the new new.

                  I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
                  -Dorothy Parker

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                  • #39
                    What *is* a guitar?

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                    • #40
                      Who invented the guitar?
                      Several deals with OU8124ME

                      Joe

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                      • #41
                        May I have a guitar of your making? Please?!?!?!?
                        I don't want to sell my music. I'd like to give it away because where I got it, you didn't have to pay for it.
                        -Captain Beefheart (Don Van Vliet)

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                        • #42
                          A line from the George Burns/Gracie Allen show: Boy, you're sure full of questions. Just wish I had as many answers.

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                          • #43
                            what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
                            "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminent period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

                            Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'

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                            • #44
                              why???????

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                              • #45
                                why???????


                                Excellent question!

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