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  • Did I just throw it all away?


    My Martin OM caught me on intimate terms on the couch with a Taylor parlor. I tried, but couldn't talk my way out of it. I stroked her a little, though, she wasn't having any of it. But man, the bridge on that Taylor...

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    A nice candle light dinner, some good wine, and maybe a movie, then suggest perhaps you both need to be in a more open relationship...possibly a menage a trois...
    All my instruments have resolved themselves to the fact they are strictly part of my harem.
    Check with Mitt, I'm sure he can explain the whole polygamy thing to you
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    • #3
      Mitt, is this ok, dude? I'm embarrassed to say I like the idea, but then what if I become the one who's the expendable strumpet?

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      • #4
        Sometimes you just have to take a firm stand. Let Ms. OM know that she doesn't meet all your needs and there will be other guitars. She can either learn to get along with the others or find herself hanging on the "used" wall at GC.

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        • #5
          Sometimes you just have to take a firm stand. Let Ms. OM know that she doesn't meet all your needs and there will be other guitars. She can either learn to get along with the others or find herself hanging on the "used" wall at GC.


          Beat my sweetie with a stick, and if she doesn't come around I hang her on a wall? Sounds like a movie.

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