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  • Pastor Beaten to Death By Man With Electric Guitar

    A very sad story:

    What brand of guitar, and was it damaged?

    If someone attacked you with an electric guitar, which brand would you prefer?

    If you were to attack someone with an electric guitar, which would you prefer to use?

    How does an electic guitar function as a defensive weapon?

    P90s or Humbuckers? EMGs? Piezo?
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  • #2
    I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster................


    • #3
      What chord did it play when it hit the pastor's head?


      • #4

        Quote Originally Posted by Bax Burgess
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        What chord did it play when it hit the pastor's head?

        four chords in quick succession: D E A D

        I can already see it coming: use a guitar, go to jail...

        I think the pickups have less to do with it than whether it was a bolt on or set neck; solid, semi or hollow...

        I'm betting since this was Texas, it was a tele style guitar, though...
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        • #5
          Someting weird about that whole situation. The story states they were in and out of the church several times. Was he carrying the guitar with him the whole time? And then the assailant dies after being tased by the cops? Pretty strange...
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          • #6
            This could give Guitars a bad name
            I keep stimulants handy in case I see a snake,which I also keep handy.W.C.Fields


            OK We'll close down the business,have the manager shot,and give you back all your money.will that make you happy?

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