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  • Missed DM's Birfday, AGAIN, Dammit!

    Sorry, Mac. Hope you had a happy.





    Here's a picture of a black guitar for you - don't anybody else look at it.
    http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...1330893693.png

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    [Voice=Eeyore]Thanks for thinking about me, amigo[/voice]...I had my dual hernia surgery Wednesday, so I haven't actually celebrated my birthday yet...
    _"We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminant period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

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    • #3
      Happy belated Birfday Mac



      hope the surgery goes well.
      ________________________________
      I keep stimulants handy in case I see a snake,which I also keep handy.W.C.Fields

      G.B.#275

      OK We'll close down the business,have the manager shot,and give you back all your money.will that make you happy?

      The Hot Rod Owner's Club

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      • #4
        HBBD DM and a speedy recovery.
        Website http://forcepics.net63.net

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        • #5
          Happy Birthday and a speedy recovery!
          NOTE: The absence of smilies in this post should not be taken to mean that I think your post is stupid, nor that I loath, despise, or hate you; nor that I disrespect you and all your works; nor that I see you as victim or lawful prey; nor think you have the intellect of half a loaf of bread; nor that I find you disgusting or unworthy or otherwise hate your behavior, opinions, politics, gender, sexual orientation, culture, ethnic background or language.

          F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!

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          • #6
            Have a happy Hernia recovery and a Merry Birthday, DM!



            No offense intended, but (see above) . . .

            Old is the new new.

            I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
            -Dorothy Parker

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            • #7






              Quote Originally Posted by daddymack
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              [Voice=Eeyore]Thanks for thinking about me, amigo[/voice]...I had my dual hernia surgery Wednesday, so I haven't actually celebrated my birthday yet...




              yeOw! !11 been there and done that





              1. Don't watch any movies with Bill Murray in them

              2. When you dwink water, make damn sure it goes down teh right pipe

              3. Percocets are NOT candy, and when you are done with gobbling them down, don't even THINK about just quitting all at once and everything will be groovy unless you want to wind up in teh ER.

              4. Don't even try and use your winkie for at least a month ..... ahh for um, peeing and stuff

              5. Happy Boithday and a Happy New year.

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              • #8






                Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Tweedbucket
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                4. Don't even try and use your winkie for at least a month .....




                use it? Lord knows I can't even find it half the time...turtlehead syndrome
                _"We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminant period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

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                • #9






                  Quote Originally Posted by daddymack
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                  use it? Lord knows I can't even find it half the time...turtlehead syndrome




                  And please share your alternative methods . . . ahh for um, peeing and stuff. Or are you going to hold it for a month?



                  No offense intended, but (see above) . . .

                  Old is the new new.

                  I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
                  -Dorothy Parker

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                  • #10
                    tied a rope around it for rapid retrieval... it's like the miracle of birth every time I urinate...
                    _"We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminant period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

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                    • #11
                      I had a heck of a time peeing after teh soigery. They woulnd't let me leave until I peed ....





                      It wouldn't have been too bad, but I they put me in this conference room with a little wastebasket in front of me and there were 160 Doctors and nurses watching me, wondering, waiting, worrying about some silly little things, don't add up to NOTHIN !



                      I could barely get it started

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                      • #12






                        Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Tweedbucket
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                        I had a heck of a time peeing after teh soigery. They woulnd't let me leave until I peed ....





                        It wouldn't have been too bad, but I they put me in this conference room with a little wastebasket in front of me and there were 160 Doctors and nurses watching me, wondering, waiting, worrying about some silly little things, don't add up to NOTHIN !



                        I could barely get it started




                        But then she looked you in the eye?



                        No offense intended, but (see above) . . .

                        Old is the new new.

                        I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
                        -Dorothy Parker

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                          Quote Originally Posted by Timezarrow
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                          But then she looked you in the eye?







                          ....... and said baby you're going to peeee forEVER ! ! 11!

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                          • #14
                            well, I see my birthday thread has gone downhill...as expected...



                            Worst thing so far...trying to take a dump...codeine based pan killers tend to 'lock it up', so after a couple of days, when I finally was able to roll one out...OMG!!!
                            _"We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminant period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

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                            • #15
                              ________________________________
                              I keep stimulants handy in case I see a snake,which I also keep handy.W.C.Fields

                              G.B.#275

                              OK We'll close down the business,have the manager shot,and give you back all your money.will that make you happy?

                              The Hot Rod Owner's Club

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