Spicy soup burns hole in mans stomach.

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Spicy soup burns hole in mans stomach.

12-30-2012, 09:45 AM

Mate, this must have been like battery acid.

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If it hadn't burnt through his stomach, have sore would his ring have been next morning on the throne?
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12-30-2012, 10:29 AM

Bet there was an issue with his stomach before the soup. (Some farts don't need a match to light up the night.)
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12-30-2012, 07:44 PM

needless to say, since this happened in China, to a Chinese man, there was no censure to the restaurant...he did order it as spicy as they could make it...one wonders what the spoon looked like...

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12-30-2012, 09:03 PM

Next time he won't fall for the Double Dog Dare.

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12-31-2012, 07:06 AM

Originally Posted by daddymack

needless to say, since this happened in China, to a Chinese man, there was no censure to the restaurant...he did order it as spicy as they could make it...one wonders what the spoon looked like...

He should have used chop sticks.

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12-31-2012, 03:50 PM

Shhh ... don't tell Homer!

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01-02-2013, 11:27 PM

nutmeg is likely to blame. well known for eroding the stomach lining and used in indo-chinese quisine.
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