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Mmmmm...there's something about big bellied women and mullets (*dammit* Where is that smiley for projectile vomiting?). Kyle Minogue or Kylie, or either? My god, her looks switch back and forth between Rachel Crowe, Charlize Theron, and Taylor Swift, with some Nicole Kidman as well. Aussie chameleons are strikingly good looking lizards.
"We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminent period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'