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  • Oh, please...

    Look at the totally-believable offer I just got:


    please are you still in need of this particular items on the subject of this email,well i have it for sale and it still in wonderful condition and contact me on my fore more details and fotos,thanks"

    All grammar/spelling errors are the sender's.

    Really? Are the scammers even trying? The sender didn't even go to the effort of c/p'ing the "item" I was selling!
    How am I expected to write my signature in this space?

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    send me his moniker and I will ban the idiot...

    "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminate period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting ', what a ride!'
    "The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively" ~Bob Marley