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    Womano you drink beer?

     




    Man: Yes

    Woman:How many beers a day?

    Man: Usually about 3

    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

    Man: About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400
    "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminate period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'
    "The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively" ~Bob Marley

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    Reminds me of this one (which I probably got from this forum)

    Guy calls his wife and says he's on the way home and wonders if she needs anything from the grocery store.

    She says, "Pick up a quart of milk, and if they have avocados, get six."

    Later she looks in the refigerator and asks her husband, "Why did you buy six quarts of milk?"

    His answer: "They had avocados."

    Makes perfect sense to me.
    Michael D. www.mdlmusic.webs.com "I'm tired of rock-and-rolling Let's get married, Honey, let's go bowling" --Martin Mull

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