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  • Math and and women...

    Womano you drink beer?


    Man: Yes

    Woman:How many beers a day?

    Man: Usually about 3

    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

    Man: About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400
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    Reminds me of this one (which I probably got from this forum)

    Guy calls his wife and says he's on the way home and wonders if she needs anything from the grocery store.

    She says, "Pick up a quart of milk, and if they have avocados, get six."

    Later she looks in the refigerator and asks her husband, "Why did you buy six quarts of milk?"

    His answer: "They had avocados."

    Makes perfect sense to me.
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