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  • Quote Originally Posted by BlueStrat
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    Look at the mouse!




    Look at the Moose!
    <div class="signaturecontainer"><b>KEEPING IT CLEAN.</b><br />
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    - and ethical -<br />
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    • Bullwinkle!
      <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="http://www.patcoast.com" target="_blank">http://www.patcoast.com</a><br><br><br><br><font size="1">&quot;The guy would be strumming along, singing the verse to “Margarittavile” and then he would hit his harmonizer pedal for the chorus. It went from sounding like a guy singing and playing guitar to sounding like the Stephen Hawkings trio.&quot;-<i>Christhee68</i></font><br><br><br><br><font size="1">&quot; the singer of my cover band used to find it funny to let out gaseous forms of vile hate and sadness that would make a plaster baby Jesus weep.&quot;-<i> FitchFY</i></font></div>

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      • Quote Originally Posted by BlueStrat
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        Bullwinkle!




        Rocky
        <div class="signaturecontainer">GB #270 in perpetuity<br />
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        <font size="2"><font face="Book Antiqua"><font color="RoyalBlue">That's what's so great about the Internet: </font><br />
        It enables pompous blowhards like myself, <br />
        to connect with other pompous blowhards <br />
        in a vast circle jerk of pomposity.</font></font></div>

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        • Mountain Highhhhh ... Colorado
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          • Seeking grace in every step...
            <div class="signaturecontainer"><b>KEEPING IT CLEAN.</b><br />
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            • Step right up!
              <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="http://www.patcoast.com" target="_blank">http://www.patcoast.com</a><br><br><br><br><font size="1">&quot;The guy would be strumming along, singing the verse to “Margarittavile” and then he would hit his harmonizer pedal for the chorus. It went from sounding like a guy singing and playing guitar to sounding like the Stephen Hawkings trio.&quot;-<i>Christhee68</i></font><br><br><br><br><font size="1">&quot; the singer of my cover band used to find it funny to let out gaseous forms of vile hate and sadness that would make a plaster baby Jesus weep.&quot;-<i> FitchFY</i></font></div>

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              • Quote Originally Posted by BlueStrat
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                Step right up!




                Step right up, step right up, step right up,

                Everyone's a winner, bargains galore

                That's right, you too can be the proud owner

                Of the quality goes in before the name goes on

                One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales

                You need perfume? we got perfume, how 'bout an engagement ring?

                Something for the little lady, something for the little lady,

                Something for the little lady, hmm

                Three for a dollar

                We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale

                And a smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today

                Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, our gift to you

                They come in all colors, one size fits all

                No muss, no fuss, no spills, you're tired of kitchen drudgery

                Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business

                Going out of business sale

                Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man

                Don't settle for less

                How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume

                Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate

                Don't be caught with your drawers down,

                Don't be caught with your drawers down

                You can step right up, step right up



                That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,

                Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn

                And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school

                It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,

                It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens

                And it finds that slipper that's been at large

                under the chaise lounge for several weeks

                And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,

                It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar

                And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up



                'Cause it forges your signature

                If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product

                For complete refund of price of purchase

                Step right up

                Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations

                You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it

                Swim in it, sleep in it,

                Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it

                Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right

                And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet

                Tired of being the life of the party?

                Change your shorts, change your life, change your life

                Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife,

                And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax

                Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator

                See you later alligator

                And it steals your car

                It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking

                It's a friend, and it's a companion,

                And it's the only product you will ever need

                Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing

                Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,

                Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job

                And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,

                And it gives you denture breath

                And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion

                And it gets rid of your traveler's checks

                It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned

                Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,

                Never needs winding, never needs winding

                Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,

                Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy,

                C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon

                'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,

                It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection

                It gives you an erection, it wins the election

                Why put up with painful corns any longer?

                It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home

                We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed

                How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it

                We need your business, we're going out of business

                We'll give you the business

                Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale

                Receive our free brochure, free brochure

                Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included

                Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available,

                Step right up, step right up, step right up

                You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away

                Step right up, you can step right up, you can step right up

                C'mon step right up

                (Get away from me kid, you bother me...)

                Step right up, step right up, step right up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon

                Step right up, you can step right up, c'mon and step right up,

                C'mon and step right up
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                • Hype

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                  • herbally
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                    • Bong!
                      <div class="signaturecontainer"><a href="http://www.patcoast.com" target="_blank">http://www.patcoast.com</a><br><br><br><br><font size="1">&quot;The guy would be strumming along, singing the verse to “Margarittavile” and then he would hit his harmonizer pedal for the chorus. It went from sounding like a guy singing and playing guitar to sounding like the Stephen Hawkings trio.&quot;-<i>Christhee68</i></font><br><br><br><br><font size="1">&quot; the singer of my cover band used to find it funny to let out gaseous forms of vile hate and sadness that would make a plaster baby Jesus weep.&quot;-<i> FitchFY</i></font></div>

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                      • Bang.
                        <div class="signaturecontainer"><b>KEEPING IT CLEAN.</b><br />
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                        • Big ?

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                          • large
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                            <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>Spacehog26</strong>
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                            <div class="message"><font size="5">Sonic Maximisers are...the musical equivalent <br />
                            of a turd polisher.</font></div>

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                            <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>lfrz93</strong>
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                            <div class="message"><a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/showpost.php?p=33169374&amp;postcount=84" target="_blank">btw petejt,<br />
                            is that you in your avatar?</a></div>

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                            <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>petejt</strong>

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                            <div align="right"><a href="http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/showpost.php?p=33246729&amp;postcount=47" target="_blank">My list of gear is here</a></div><br />
                            <div align="center"><font face="Franklin Gothic Medium"><u><img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/evil.gif" border="0" alt="" title="evil" class="inlineimg" /> Mesa/Boogie Mob <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/Totally_jammin_out.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Jammin'" class="inlineimg" /> </u></font></div></div>

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                            • Band
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                              Originally Posted by <b>BlueStrat</b><br />
                              <i>You, on the other hand, are like the third ex wife I never had!</i> <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/mad.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Mad" class="inlineimg" />

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                              Originally posted by <b>daddymack</b><br />
                              <i>After reading this thread numerous times, I am now becoming convinced that based on the life I have led so far, that I will wind up in Raleigh, NC when I die, for all eternity...</i>

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                              • Aid
                                <div class="signaturecontainer">http://www.rockbeachguitars.com<br />
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                                Hand built chambered body guitars from exotic woods for the discriminating player... </div>

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