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  • **the Official Vin Diesel Thread**

    everything you want to tell us about Vin Diesel, post it here!

  • #2
    Vin Diesel showed Mario how to jump on the shell at the end of the first level.

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    • #3
      When Vin Diesel breaks a mirror, he has seven years of free game rentals at Blockbuster.

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      • #4
        There's only one thing I can say about Vin Diesel: I didn't know, that crap can be piled up that high!

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        • #5
          It is not laughter that is the best medicine, but Vin Diesel.

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          • #6
            Vin Diesel was the driving force behind the breakup of 'Ma Bell'...
            My name is Dave and I play guitar.

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            • #7
              Vin Diesel is shadowed by an team of North Korean scientists who religiously collected every hair, skin flake, and speck of matter that dislodges itself from his body.

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              • #8
                Vin Diesel has been spotted holding hands with He-Man, but he claims they are just "really good friends."

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                • #9
                  Vin Diesel is the result of North Korean nuclear weapon tests...

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                  • #10
                    Vin Diesel is causing the expansion of the universe to accelerate using nothing but the sheer force of his mind, all because he gets a kick out of confusing those who work in the field of cosmology.

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                    • #11
                      Everytime Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian Tiger.

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                      • #12
                        Vin Diesel is not what you see.
                        My name is Dave and I play guitar.

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                        • #13
                          Vin Diesel has re-designed the earth's geology, fossil record, and the universe itself to appear as if they've existed for billions of years, even though in reality God created them 5 thousand years ago.

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                          • #14
                            The existence of Vin Diesel was predicted with astonishing accuracy by Nostradamus, who said, "One day there will be a guy who is supremely awesome and bald."

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                            • #15
                              Vin Diesel once punched a man so hard, it killed his entire extended family and close friends.

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