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  • Your Band Sucks aptitude test

    You should really read this.

    http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4089
    So I'll take two of what you're having
    I'll take all of what you've got
    To kill this **************************** lonely, **************************** lonely love.

  • #2
    That was ****************ing awesome. Thank you so much!

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    • #3
      i fail ;o;

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      • #4
        No doubt written by a guy who has never been in a band nor done anything musically worthwhile ever.

        I hate when snide scenesmanship masquerades as humor.

        The punk rock question alone brands the author as totally clueless.

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        • #5
          I guess some people can't take a joke? I mean some of the questions can't even be scored without points being taken off. I thought it was funny, atleast.

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          • #6
            If you looked at that for more than five seconds, that should be an automatic fail.

            I'm not going to go through this and work out what this guy thinks is the perfect rockband (otherwise I'd have to fail myself), but apparently it involves a lot of hating and substance abuse.

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            • #7
              I ended up with something in the ballpark of -42.

              Man he hates all metal huh?
              Yes, I hate you.

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              • #8
                That was some hilarious ****************. The automatic fails cracked me up.
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                • #9
                  gay, retarded, stupid

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                  • #10
                    The guy who worte that survey is a twat......
                    Originally Posted by OverDriven


                    ****************...that is worrysome. If one of those crawled onto me while I was driving, I would self pwnt off a cliff just to kill it.

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                    • #11
                      I'm kind of tired of little internet quizzes and quips that make you feel bad for making music.

                      It was funny at first but...I guess I always wonder what kind of music the author even likes, if any.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by veil
                        I'm kind of tired of little internet quizzes and quips that make you feel bad for making music.

                        It was funny at first but...I guess I always wonder what kind of music the author even likes, if any.


                        he probably sucks at life and is venting his patheticness at the general crowd.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by rx jr.
                          gay, retarded, stupid


                          +10
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                          • #14
                            Did you take the test?

                            a. Yes, I did (-500000)
                            b. Yes, but didn't take it seriously (+0)
                            c. I was busy actually being in a band than making up/taking some aptitude test (teh win)

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                            • #15
                              I liked this:

                              13. My musical influences include:

                              d. Obscure German **************** from the 70s or postmodern architecture or something: (+1)



                              +1 point for me.

                              Originally Posted by Calum


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                              Originally Posted by vikingrat


                              The world doesn't need a new generation of hippies.

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