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    Last night, me and a few of my buds are out doing the town. We always end up at this one place where this guy plays a pretty decent set. He's usually really cool and I half suspect that the only reason the bar has him back is because me and my buds come in every Wednesday.

    Anyways, last night I was a little buzzed and the guitar-boy took another ****************in' break. So there are some women there, and I want to impress, but there's no music, so I go up to the mic and say to the women, "Do you wash your pants with Windex? 'cause I can see myself in 'em." Dudes, it killed and they were all flirtin' with us and **************** and then my pal Rick bumps a guitar or somethin' and the ****************in' guitarist is all up in my grill screamin' at me like I just screwed his wife and the chicks are lookin' at me and I can't get dissed in front of them so I hold my ground and the sissy ****************ing quits. Next thing I know, everyone's sayin' its my fault and I say "**************** it is" and BAM, somebody punches me in the head! So I punch back, only I hit my other pal and now he's pissed and we all go outside, and some ****************er hits me from behind and I get hit by ****************ing bus. Luckily, the wheels missed me, but as I got up a dumptruck comes barreling down on me and nails me bad.

    I woke up in the hospital but it isn't so bad for being hit a by a truck and a bus.

    So is that damned guitarist in here? Because he owes me a drink next wednesday.
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  • #2



    wtf?!


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    • #3
      well done
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      • #4
        uhh.. keep on truckin'?
        ...That's what she said.

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        • #5
          ...and when you got home you discovered your nephew threw your Les Paul into a pond right?
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          • #6
            Hah! I knew you were spinning a yarn when I got to the part about the chicks thinking the windex joke was funny.
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            • #7
              not bad, at least not your normal pedestrian tact

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              • #8
                got any pics of yer fridge? I'm hungry
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                • #9
                  Last night, me and a few of my buds are out doing the town. We always end up at this one place where this guy plays a pretty decent set. He's usually really cool and I half suspect that the only reason the bar has him back is because me and my buds come in every Wednesday.

                  Anyways, last night I was a little buzzed and the guitar-boy took another ****************in' break. So there are some women there, and I want to impress, but there's no music, so I go up to the mic and say to the women, "Do you wash your pants with Windex? 'cause I can see myself in 'em." Dudes, it killed and they were all flirtin' with us and **************** and then my pal Rick bumps a guitar or somethin' and the ****************in' guitarist is all up in my grill screamin' at me like I just screwed his wife and the chicks are lookin' at me and I can't get dissed in front of them so I hold my ground and the sissy ****************ing quits. Next thing I know, everyone's sayin' its my fault and I say "**************** it is" and BAM, somebody punches me in the head! So I punch back, only I hit my other pal and now he's pissed and we all go outside, and some ****************er hits me from behind and I get hit by ****************ing bus. Luckily, the wheels missed me, but as I got up a dumptruck comes barreling down on me and nails me bad.

                  I woke up in the hospital but it isn't so bad for being hit a by a truck and a bus.

                  So is that damned guitarist in here? Because he owes me a drink next wednesday.
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                  • #10
                    Ha ha...If it's real then cool..
                    Made up,then Ha ha...


                    Either way,who goes out partying on a Tuesday? Even back in my hay day,(80's),when people 'REALLY' partied,we didn't start until Thurs...Perhaps we really partied??
                    While we're at it,let me say that you could fill two busses with the girls that I hit between 1982-1990...


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                    • #11
                      if it's true then you deserve it for:

                      *getting up onstage in the 1st place.

                      *making that stupid windex "quip"

                      *one of your entourage bumping that guys guitar

                      *acting like a bunch of drunken ****************************s in general


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                      • #12
                        Cute story.
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                        • #13
                          He's over in the Amp forum whining about it. Fo real.

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                          • #14
                            You're one of those drunken ****************************s that thinks everyone finds funny, but you're the only one laughing.

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                            • #15
                              Pretending is fun.
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                              It's the song, stupid.

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