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  • Gargamel - hungry for Smurfs or something more sinister?

    Do you think Gargamel just wanted to eat some Smurfs because he was hungry, or was he a radical idealist who believed the Smurfs were an inferior race that needed to be exterminated? Do you think Gargamel was just hungry, or was he trying to implement his own twisted version of the Final Solution?

  • #2
    Smurf's are tasty treats!
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    • #3
      I think it was a mixture of the 2. I mean, if you can combine a Holocaust with a nice home cooked meal, why not take advantage?
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      • #4
        I like 'em deep fried with some tartar sauce.
        We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians, that's all. - Paul McCartney

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        • #5
          I didn't like the smurfs.

          Who remembers those little dogs who lived in a castle?

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          • #6
            Do you think Gargamel just wanted to eat some Smurfs because he was hungry, or was he a radical idealist who believed the Smurfs were an inferior race that needed to be exterminated? Do you think Gargamel was just hungry, or was he trying to implement his own twisted version of the Final Solution?


            Actually, Gargamel was more of a greedy capitolist. Being a sorcerer, he could turn smurfs into gold. That was his whole goal. There's big dollars in little blue pelts. He created Smurfette to lure the male smurfs too him. She was a black-haired abomination. Papa smurf turned her good, and thus her hair turned blonde.
            Thus showing the true Nazi message behind the Smurfs:

            Blonde-haired, blue-skinned smurfs are better than swarthy black-haired Jew smurfs, and all shall be ruled by a supreme dictator: Pappa "Adolf" Smurf.

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            • #7
              Actually, Gargamel was more of a greedy capitolist. Being a sorcerer, he could turn smurfs into gold. That was his whole goal. There's big dollars in little blue pelts. He created Smurfette to lure the male smurfs too him. She was a black-haired abomination. Papa smurf turned her good, and thus her hair turned blonde.
              Thus showing the true Nazi message behind the Smurfs:

              Blonde-haired, blue-skinned smurfs are better than swarthy black-haired Jew smurfs, and all shall be ruled by a supreme dictator: Pappa "Adolf" Smurf.



              This is true. You can read all about it in Mein Smurpf.
              We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians, that's all. - Paul McCartney

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              • #8
                in germany the smurfs are called schtrumpfs or something

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                • #9
                  I think it was a mixture of the 2. I mean, if you can combine a Holocaust with a nice home cooked meal, why not take advantage?


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                  • #10
                    This is true. You can read all about it in Mein Smurpf.


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