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  • what does one's stereotypical redneck wear, typically?

    Rednecks make the best bases for zombies, duh.

    I'm stuck though - I bought a blue plaid shirt (was between that and red and yellow gingham), going to rip the sleeves off.
    And a dirty wife beater - going to cover it in beer and rub it in the mud outside for a bit.

    I can't think of what else is vaguely rednecky (and I'm not getting paid till after the charity shops close, so it'll have to be homebrew)

    I've got a plain black baseball cap - was going to write Alabama on it with fabric paint (or see if i can find my straw cowboy hat)... slick my hair back into a mullet...

    What else is rednecky?
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    Blue denim dungarees.
    Originally Posted by Calum


    Is she cuddling a dirty swan?









    Originally Posted by vikingrat


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    • #3
      Trucker cap, work boots, suspenders, coors lite, no teeth, hot sister with you, tattoos of skulls and flames, harley davidson, chevy, etc...
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      • #4
        Thanks

        Do they wear non-trucker caps? I can't find any laying around at home

        I've got some suspenders, miiiight have dungarees somewhere but I doubt it.

        I have an old harley davidson leather jacket from when I was a kid somewhere, might put that on.

        And my Doc Martins (they're not really rednecky but they're do, and its easy to clean blood off them)
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        Orange Rocker 30 combo (possible trade for Tiny Terror/AD5 combo + cash?)
        EHX LPB-1
        ...what more do you need?

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        • #5
          walmart earnhart shirt (sleeves removed), wranglers, ****************kicker boots or cheap oldass white hightops

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          • #6
            Blue denim dungarees.


            +1 - as long as they don't fit too well.
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            • #7
              big belt buckle

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              • #8
                I prefer the "returned from the grave" type zombie, so I keep an old suit (dirty and ripped) and a white shirt and tie in our Halloween box.
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                Originally Posted by tiger roach


                Once my mom told me not to go outside because there was a bird fight going on. I thought, "Bird fight, WTF? She can't really think I would fall for that crap." So I went outside anyway and a bird pecked me on the head.









                Originally Posted by gennation


                Negatory, even dressed as a man I'm more of a man than you.

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                • #9
                  If it's gets cold, you can always put on your flannel jacket.
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                  • #10
                    Blue denim dungarees.


                    lotta words for 'jeans'

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                    • #11
                      Brian

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                      -Jimi Hendrix 10-10-68

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                      • #12
                        earth

                        Originally Posted by Crab_Cake


                        That said I cannot stand animal cruelty, especially against friends of humanity. These include horses, dogs, chimps, and to a lesser extent dolphins.



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                        Originally Posted by sonik


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                        • #13
                          lotta words for 'jeans'


                          Is "FAIL" brief enough for you?

                          Originally Posted by Calum


                          Is she cuddling a dirty swan?









                          Originally Posted by vikingrat


                          The world doesn't need a new generation of hippies.

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                          • #14
                            Is "FAIL" brief enough for you?



                            osh kosh b'gosh
                            Originally Posted by Crab_Cake


                            That said I cannot stand animal cruelty, especially against friends of humanity. These include horses, dogs, chimps, and to a lesser extent dolphins.



                            Great band.






                            Originally Posted by sonik


                            little african girl machete gang victims



                            Everybody Hates Miserycast

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                            • #15
                              Some of you seem to be confusing "hillbilly" with "redneck." I'll let it slide because it's Halloween.

                              I don't really know the difference - is a hillbilly sort of south-east/appalachian and redneck north west, sort of around logging towns?

                              I guess I just meant general white trash actually. I was going to go as a chav but all the stuff in vintage shops was too expensive (and I can't really hide my hair under a baseball cap, so was going to go in drag as a female drag but I can't get my hair pulled back tight enough)
                              Mania 335 copy (GFS Dream 180/90)
                              Orange Rocker 30 combo (possible trade for Tiny Terror/AD5 combo + cash?)
                              EHX LPB-1
                              ...what more do you need?

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