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  • #46






    Quote Originally Posted by The Slasher
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    It's still a long way from August '07




    Perhaps, but it's still the 8th.
    Originally Posted by British Journalist


    Mr. Ghandi, what do you think about Western Civilization?









    Originally Posted by M.Ghandi


    I think it would be a good idea.

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    • #47
      Here is another good one...



      Anyone here ever do anal. DH wants to, I'm not so sure

      Toddler - Jan 7th, 2008 11:29pm



      * yes, I'm not a big fan of it

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:30pm

      * Me. Not super often, but once a month, or so.

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:30pm

      o nr - similar frequency - when we do it, I love it, but I never NEED to do it

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:31pm

      + ITA

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:39pm

      * i like it

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:30pm

      * I have, and I like it

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:30pm

      * used to - loved it

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:30pm

      o why stop?

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:32pm

      + I am with a woman now

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:35pm

      * What do you have to lose by trying?

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:30pm

      o your Sh&t

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:31pm

      o Elasticity?

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:37pm

      * ugh hated it

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:30pm

      * Yes. Not regularly but every now and then. Usu. I'm drunk. It feels good.

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:30pm

      * let him do it once for taboo sake, then he'll lose interest.

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:30pm

      o you think?

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:33pm

      * tell him to go poke a light socket

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:31pm

      * OP: He has been asking a lot lately. I have masturbated with a small vibe like this before, but I can control that, unlike DH thrusts

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:31pm

      o just tell him OK, but go on top so you can control it

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:32pm

      o so let him start with your vib, teach h im what you enjoy, and let him learn

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:32pm

      o OP: been thinking aobut working up to a slightly larger vibe I have to get used to it.

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:34pm

      o tell him to go really slow and use a lot of lube

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:36pm

      + I figured I would need a lot of lube. DH is average, but I'm a novice.

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:37pm

      # no such thing as too much lube in this situation

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:38pm

      * yes, I would assume so.

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:40pm

      o I thought I was the only woman who masturbates with a vibe in the butt

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:38pm

      + I do this too

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:39pm

      + tried this, didn't like it

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:40pm

      * I can't do it. Have issue related to childbirth and just won't risk it

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:32pm

      * I do it aobut once a month. Usually drunk...but I orgasm very hard from this. Maybe becasue it feels so 'dirty'

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:33pm

      o faster than in the vag?

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:35pm

      + much faster. rarely O from the vag, unless I masturbate at the same time

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:36pm

      * you guys realize your husbands are gay, right?

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:34pm

      o Um, no. Anal doesn't mean gay. gay would be anal with a man.

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:35pm

      o Omg, you just made me spit water out my nose.

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:38pm

      o Hi pro-life, Huckabee mom.

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:38pm

      * yes. maybe twice a year. just for kicks.

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:36pm

      * About once a month

      - Jan 7th, 2008 11:38pm

      * NEVER. Gross!

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      • #48






        Quote Originally Posted by tiltsta
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        - Jan 7th, 2008 11:32pm

        * I do it aobut once a month. Usually drunk...but I orgasm very hard from this. Maybe becasue it feels so 'dirty'




        Look away, I'm hideous.

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        • #49






          Quote Originally Posted by onewhiteduck
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          No ****************, this stuff is PURE GOLD.

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          • #50
            Okay, if you had not said there was anonymous posting, I would have sworn that was the Fertile Thoughts board. Those mommies are nasty girls.

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            • #51
              Found the site, I'm there.
              "These riffs were built to last a life time". Keith Richards

              "All the women in the world want a phony rock star who plays guitar". John Cougar Mellencamp

              "
              If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are." Alice Cooper

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              • #52
                Wonderfulness.
                Originally Posted by Jimmy James


                Dmn23 is the douche around here.









                Originally Posted by Uma Floresta


                dmn23 has wisdom.









                Originally Posted by surfsteve


                dmn23 is a GREAT AMERICAN. WTF is wrong with you ********************************s ?









                Originally Posted by Flogger59


                You, sir, are a man of impeccable taste and discernment

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                • #53






                  Quote Originally Posted by mikesr1963
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                  Found the site, I'm there.




                  pm me link kthxbai!
                  HCGJ Hyperbolic Race Traitor of the Year 2008






                  Originally Posted by Captain Scully


                  wayne vinson was sitting in seat 18c crying like a bitch.

                  i had to carry that softy out under my arm. if times got desperate he was going to be our raft.

                  he was wanting to store a bogner shiva in the coat closet. i later ate my lunch off that overpriced piece of **************** while i was sitting on the tail fin waiting for the rescue boats.










                  Originally Posted by mattoverb


                  omg I just noticed this thread has a vampire.

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                  • #54





                    I love The View. Watch it every day. Started watching it the week DB was born. All the ads are targeted at me, too. I'm a complete stereotype.



                    SOLID GOLD HITS
                    Originally Posted by Scepter


                    BTW FACK YOU CRAB!!!! You wouldn't know a hot piece of ass if it sat on your face and gave you third degree burns, reatard.









                    Originally Posted by Crab_Cake


                    I like V-neck undershirts on guys.

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                    • #55




                      OH YEAH HOMESKILLET!
                      Shotgun Royale

                      last.fm

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                      • #56






                        Quote Originally Posted by gopher666
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                        Believe in the thread. Harness your chi and make this as epic as it deserves. And keep in mind; usernames are temporary, glory is forever.




                        you've come up with quite a few sig worthy quote gems in the past week Gopher



                        I dunno if this thread will be more full o' win then the band breakup thread, its a hard one to top.
                        Originally Posted by OverDriven


                        ****************...that is worrysome. If one of those crawled onto me while I was driving, I would self pwnt off a cliff just to kill it.

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                        • #57
                          Here is another one...



                          My DH is terrible at oral. Anyway to prod him along?

                          taser

                          mine is amazing.

                          np: people like you annoy me.

                          np, me too. I bet she's like that in real life, too and lots of women refer to her as a frenemy.

                          tell us why

                          you have to ask?

                          I did ask. Why won't you answer?

                          guess he isn't really that good

                          ugh -- same problem. and he thinks he's fantastic.

                          tell him how you like it, obviously don't say he sucks; make it like a "game", let

                          so sorry. that is such a deal breaker.

                          yes, this is very mature. she should probably divorce asap

                          shock collar

                          Lol.

                          say yes when he's in the right spot. if he's not, say more to the left, right, etc

                          he is just TOO hard. Not like it hurts...but he tries to hard. Anyone know what I mean?

                          OP: yeah, not sure where he learned his moves but they suck!

                          is it the overall manner, or the technique?

                          actually, if he really sucked, you;d be in heaven.

                          just encourage, and say"I love it when you do......" They can be trained.

                          i need to watch this post.....................

                          Pocket Kama Sutra_ just leave it on kichen table

                          OP: the best I ever had was in college. Dude was into it, and awesome. He even liked to rim

                          Rim, like like your butt?

                          Yes. I really like this. I'm sure I will get flamed, but I love this.

                          me too

                          mine too. it's like a puppy lapping from the water bowl.

                          LOL

                          yeah, you LOL!!

                          my dh wonders how you can be horrible. he says the truth is that he probably does not like it.

                          he is a cowardly narcissist who wants to suck his own dick (more)

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                          • #58
                            Can anyone provide the link to here? Sounds like a fun place!
                            Originally Posted by PHILL MOSSING


                            Women's restrooms look like a place where chimpanzees are killed by hand.



                            Member of the Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three)

                            "She'd look great on the end of my crank!" Ray "Bluenote" Marquette

                            Harmony Central Geeezer Brigade Wannabe #1

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                            • #59
                              And another good one....



                              # - Toddler Just back from the tropics...do I have some good filth to share with you ladies

                              Toddler - Jan 8th, 2008 8:57am



                              * watching post!

                              * about you, or someone we know?

                              * SPILL IT

                              * tell tell

                              * and................ watch

                              * so spill...we're waiting!

                              * I'm the poster whose friend got a happy ending at a resort spa in mexico. Is it filthier than that?? Do tell

                              o I saw that -- how did that happen? did she just not stop the guy? was he attractive?

                              + I had a woman give me a massage like that once in Sweden

                              # I think your story sounds hotter than the OP

                              # a woman did this to you?

                              * yes, a woman rubbed me off during a massage

                              o was it hot?

                              + well, a swedish woman was fingering me to orgasm...what do you think

                              + He was attractive. She was frozen (and did NOTHING to provoke it other than NOT responding) and let him do it.

                              # What does a happy ending consist of for a woman?

                              * fingers

                              * rubs you to orgasm

                              * *sigh* still waiting

                              o I hate the teasers here!

                              + same here!

                              o why bother starting a post like this?

                              + I didn't start anything. what the hell are you talking about?

                              * heeeellllloooooo????

                              * so back it up, big talker

                              * OP: DH and I picked up the female bartender at the resort

                              o AND?

                              + We went upstairs to our room

                              # and? spit it out already!



                              o and?

                              o this is boring

                              * OP: We had an unbelievable threesome. Too many tiny umbrella drinks that night

                              o hot and yet, kinda gross

                              o ewww. so not my thing.

                              + Re: ewww. so not my thing. well, I didn't think it was my thing either...but turns out it is

                              o I hope you guys used protection. She probably does it all the time.. I have heard at those tropical resorts the staff is encouraged to do things like this with the guests to keep them happy.

                              + Of course, safety first

                              # great. sounds like fun. Did you guys talk afterwards or did she just leave?

                              * no we hung out most of the vacation and did this several times

                              o oh wow. do you think you'll keep in touch?

                              + I don't think so....I think we touched enough

                              # lol

                              o so, did you go down on her?

                              + yes.

                              # did you like it?

                              * Well, at first I was a little shy, but DH and I did it together. Super hot.

                              o what was the best part? what was the worst?

                              + best part, her going down while DH was inside me. Worst part, the gymnastics required to not hit anyone with my elbow. A little awkward, but HOT

                              # LOL. So it wasn't like in the movies

                              * No, but it was still damn good.

                              * So do you think you and dh will do this again? Are you now swingers? Will dh ever be happy with just boring old you?

                              o Maybe on another vacation...but not all the time, no

                              + Is dh on the same page with that? My prediction is that he will want this again sooner than you do, you will fight, he will be dissatisfied with just you and either you'll concede or he'll cheat. Either way you will break up within 10 yrs.

                              # We will see, but I don't think so

                              o I was the one who kind of encouraged things to happen

                              + Really, are you into girls? bi?

                              # no just another 'bi curious' housewife

                              * Am I the only one who doesn't believe this story one bit?

                              o Seems hokie to me too...

                              o Well, DH and I have been hot on a resorts before, so I believe it

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                              • #60
                                and one more....



                                Why do I like lesbain porn so much. I'm not a lesbian. Confused.

                                Toddler - Jan 8th, 2008 10:37am



                                * maybe you ARE a lesbian

                                - Jan 8th, 2008 10:39am

                                * got a good link?

                                - Jan 8th, 2008 10:39am

                                * OP: feeling of being controlled by another woman. DH and I watch both gay and lesbian porn.

                                - Jan 8th, 2008 10:40am

                                o he watches men do it? my dh would never ever do that, just the woman, so does he

                                - Jan 8th, 2008 10:40am

                                + He is not into men and does not find them sexually attractive but enjoys being dominated so we role play this out.

                                + I don't think many DHs would like the all guy porn. Mine wouldn't.

                                # Our role play involves things like him on his back with his legs over my shoulders wanking him off. The gay porn just gives him ideas.

                                * so, what you use a strap on on DH?

                                o we have thought of that but just taking out a dildo and threatening to put it in is enough to get him really turned on.

                                + I have done this with DH. Got mine as a door prize at a sex toy party. Took it out of the bag and showed DH, he liked the idea. We do this about once a month

                                # Do what, stick it in him? It would take a big leap of faith for my DH to do that.

                                * Yeah, in DH. It is a really small one. I think we just did it the first time becasue it was so damn nasty/dirty and therefore HOT

                                o LOL. I might get my DH to read what you just wrote. He is really into doing new things and thinks dirty = hot.

                                + Mine really likes it. I usually wank him at the same time, or arch my back a bit and do oral

                                + DH has very intense orgasms this way

                                + np. I would love to try this onmy DH, saw it on a webpage that sells sex toys. Not sure if he would get into it.

                                + Also, everytime I even take out the dildo and threaten him with it we crack up laughing. Kind of like, if our friends could see us now.....

                                # yeah, it is kind of funny for us too. Until we get into it, that is.

                                + get one that has an small vibe in the base. I usually orgasm from doing it from the pressure pushing the vibe against me

                                * np. I've done this as well. Started with a finger during a BJ and progressed to the strap on

                                o progressed?

                                + yeah, first the finger, then a small toy, then the strap on

                                * You are both gay.

                                o how again is sex (of any kind) between a Dh and wife exactly gay?

                                o Repeat: DH is not attracted to men. We are both very physical and sexually adventurous.

                                + ditto.

                                o closed mind? sexual hangups?

                                o Well, I don't think it is a controll issue. I just like watching all the close up oral.

                                * because our society views women as sex objects on some level and we're all taught this is sexy.

                                o maybe, I mean I find women sexy.

                                * OP: I'm the OP. I just find it really hot.

                                * because when you see women enjoying themselves you empathise with them

                                o maybe, I do get hot watching them orgasm.

                                + yep, this is a classic definition of empathy. Has nothing to do with being attracted to the person. We're just programmed to feel what others feel.

                                # well, I am attracted to them

                                * then you're a lesbian ; ) (but seriously, are you attracted to them in the sense that you want to jump in bed with them, or do you just like watching?)

                                * Studies bare this out. It is totally normal. Dont worry about it

                                o So, lots of women like this?

                                + All women who are exposed to it. Studies say men are attracted to male form (gay) or female (straight). Women respond to both but tend to sleep with men 99% of the time. It is not known why but assume it is perpetuation of the species

                                * I prefer lesbian porn when I masturbate

                                o ITA

                                o me too.

                                o truth

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