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  • dh has a small penis. I'm kind of annoyed about it now. (20 replies) posted on 8/7/08 10:50AM sticky permalink reply

    * too late posted on 8/7/08 10:51AM reply
    o wow. that's the truth. np posted on 8/7/08 10:52AM reply
    * that sucks posted on 8/7/08 10:51AM reply
    * lord, i would be too. i dated a guy with a small one and it really was an issue. thrilled when i first get a look at dh and found he is more than average. posted on 8/7/08 10:51AM reply
    * too late to be annoyed now, no? what can he possibly do? posted on 8/7/08 10:51AM reply
    * should have thought about that before the wedding posted on 8/7/08 10:51AM reply
    * are there different positions you can try to make it feel better? please tell me he is at least good at oral sex. posted on 8/7/08 10:52AM reply
    * Feel bad for your son. posted on 8/7/08 10:52AM reply
    * get a dildo and put both in you at the same time. if his ego can handle it posted on 8/7/08 10:53AM reply
    o woah! posted on 8/7/08 10:59AM reply
    * what were you thinking >? posted on 8/7/08 10:53AM reply
    * They say the thing you loved most about a person is what annoys you later...you must've found something cute about it back then? posted on 8/7/08 10:53AM reply
    * I married the owner of the first penis I ever saw. Didn't realize until later that he was huge. posted on 8/7/08 10:53AM reply
    o so you've had an affair, then? posted on 8/7/08 10:55AM reply
    + Saw a couple of other guys while we were dating. posted on 8/7/08 10:58AM reply
    # yikes. posted on 8/7/08 10:59AM reply
    * ? posted on 8/7/08 114AM reply
    o how did you realize? did you cheat or something? posted on 8/7/08 10:55AM reply
    * that is very, very unfortunate posted on 8/7/08 10:56AM reply
    * I would kind of like that, I think. DH is really big and it hurts.

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    • Are there any of you who haven't tried a dildo and why not... (12 replies) posted on 7/30/08 65PM sticky permalink reply

      * I have not, b/c I only have sex with ppl who have penises, so a dildo would be redundant. posted on 7/30/08 66PM reply
      o what about for masturbation? you sound uptight. posted on 7/30/08 67PM reply
      + I wouldn't get anything out of it for masturbation. I'm not uptight, I just know what I like. posted on 7/30/08 6:11PM reply
      o but he could use it on you posted on 7/30/08 67PM reply
      + instead of his penis? Nah. If he wanted me to use something on HIM, I'd be happy to, but he hasn't expressed interest. posted on 7/30/08 6:12PM reply
      # well, see i i like an extra large one for fun and then sometimes i let dh put both in me at once and i have the best orgasms posted on 7/30/08 6:13PM reply
      * I don't get orgasms from penetration alone, so I feel like this would just get in the way even more. I like vaginal sex, and I like having orgasms, but they're two different sensations...(more)for me, if you see what I mean.
      posted on 7/30/08 6:14PM reply
      o oh! see i touch my clitoris while dh is inside me, so i have an orgasm that way. it's jsut that much more intese when there is one (or two!) penis' inside while it happens. posted on 7/30/08 6:15PM reply
      + oh, I do that too, but I would actually say that that's less intense than if there's nothing inside me. Not sure why, posted on 7/30/08 6:17PM reply
      # interesting. ;-) all i knwo is that i don't know if my sex drive has improved because i'm off the pill after 10 years or because i'm getting older, but i like it! posted on 7/30/08 6:19PM reply
      o 1. masturbation 2. you can always use an extra penis around. posted on 7/30/08 68PM reply
      * i got a live one when i need it

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      • Dh and I are swingers. Any questions? (73 replies) posted on 7/28/08 1:14PM sticky permalink reply

        * i love to use the swing at the playground too. other people look at me funny though posted on 7/28/08 1:14PM reply
        o please tell me you are kidding? posted on 7/28/08 1:15PM reply
        + what do you mean? posted on 7/28/08 1:15PM reply
        # lol posted on 7/28/08 1:15PM reply
        o You I like! (np) posted on 7/28/08 1:15PM reply
        + thank you posted on 7/28/08 1:17PM reply
        o really? I find that if I go to high it makes me feel queasy. Didn't used to when I was a kid though posted on 7/28/08 1:16PM reply
        + if i do it for too long, that happens to me too. posted on 7/28/08 1:17PM reply
        # i wonder if the op and her dh get queasy too posted on 7/28/08 1:18PM reply
        + i find many things about this post making me queasy, including the remembering that too high feeling on the swing posted on 7/28/08 1:17PM reply
        * how long will it be before dh leaves you? posted on 7/28/08 1:14PM reply
        o i can't predict the future, but i doubt he'll leave me for lack of affection or boring sex life. posted on 7/28/08 1:23PM reply
        * how can we get in to that social group? we are beginners (or maybe not even beginners but just have been talking about it) posted on 7/28/08 1:15PM reply
        o start off with adultfriendfinder.com. you will have to weed out other couples but once you start getting invited to parties, it will be easy to connect. i think parties are the...(more)easiest, and most non-committal way, to get in the scene. if you are in nyc, try onelegup.com
        posted on 7/28/08 1:16PM reply
        * where do you live? posted on 7/28/08 1:15PM reply
        o nyc posted on 7/28/08 1:17PM reply
        * Do you ever feel weird around the kids? posted on 7/28/08 1:15PM reply
        o nope, but we took time off ttc, while pg and while breastfeeding posted on 7/28/08 1:18PM reply
        * how can you say that with a straight face. posted on 7/28/08 1:15PM reply
        o i just did posted on 7/28/08 1:18PM reply
        * i wouldn't so he's now my ex posted on 7/28/08 1:15PM reply
        o are you serious??? posted on 7/28/08 1:17PM reply
        + basically yes. he showed his true colors. posted on 7/28/08 1:17PM reply
        # And he hadn't previously? How long after you were married did he approach the subject? posted on 7/28/08 1:18PM reply
        * maybe after 8 yrs or so??? when it was clear he no longer loved me. posted on 7/28/08 1:19PM reply
        o So there was more too it.. or why did he no longer love yoU? posted on 7/28/08 1:19PM reply
        + i think he realized that kids made it so he couldn't be as spontaneous as he wanted to be. he was desperate for children -- but he didn't help at all. then he started working more and...(more)more hours - lived a life without us. i worked too but did everything at home. i wasn't too crazy about him either. he's a very selfish man.
        posted on 7/28/08 1:26PM reply
        # Did you know he was selfish before you got married? posted on 7/28/08 1:39PM reply
        o So it sounds like the swinging was more an excuse to **************** other women and not really something he was in to. posted on 7/28/08 1:20PM reply
        + yup posted on 7/28/08 1:24PM reply
        * were there any signs of this before you got married??? or concerns? did you think he was loyal? posted on 7/28/08 1:19PM reply
        o none. i absolutely thought he was loyal and was totally shocked by his behavior. posted on 7/28/08 1:24PM reply
        * How did it start? posted on 7/28/08 1:15PM reply
        o before we even got married. about 2 months after we started dating. he just blurted it out right after we got over a fight. posted on 7/28/08 1:19PM reply
        + What did he say? Does he like to watch? posted on 7/28/08 1:20PM reply
        # he told me about how he kissed a guy once and liked it. that he is bi-curious. that he had a profile on aff and would like to watch me with someone else. posted on 7/28/08 1:24PM reply
        * How did you meet? Did you guys start before you were married? If after, how did you bring it up? What is a typical swinger-date like? posted on 7/28/08 1:16PM reply
        o match.com. yes. we are with only 2 couples now. only 1 couple on 1. sometimes i will hook up with one of the other guys 1 on 1, vice versa. posted on 7/28/08 1:20PM reply
        * do you wear leisure suits? posted on 7/28/08 1:16PM reply
        * how do you make sure everyone's disease free? posted on 7/28/08 1:17PM reply
        o we exchanged test results in the beginning. i only give head to one guy b/c that couple swings exclusively with us. otherwise use protection. posted on 7/28/08 1:21PM reply
        * Ever get together with another guy or couple and regret it ? posted on 7/28/08 1:17PM reply
        o nah. we're very good about walking away if no interest. it's not high pressure, or at least not the people we hang around. posted on 7/28/08 1:22PM reply
        * if you are happy, i see no problem with this. posted on 7/28/08 1:20PM reply
        o thanks posted on 7/28/08 1:22PM reply
        * Ever get jealous?? And what about std's? how do you manage that posted on 7/28/08 1:20PM reply
        o see above re stds. rarely get jealous. few times i do it's b/c she's hot or they have a really good physical connection. then that just turns me on big time. posted on 7/28/08 1:23PM reply
        * I'm on AFF too..Silver member.. Just started but haven't had any luck yet. How many parties have you been too? posted on 7/28/08 1:23PM reply
        o What's AFF? posted on 7/28/08 1:24PM reply
        o quite a few. more than i can count. aff is a little low rent but that is how we started out. had to weed out a lot of people. now we are on sexxymofo and go to OLU parties. also,...(more)the hamptons party couple usually has good looking couples. they throw parties every 2-3 months.
        posted on 7/28/08 1:26PM reply
        + How do you get things going? posted on 7/28/08 1:32PM reply
        # just be honest with others about how often you've done this. get an e-mail correspondence going. then they will likely make the first move in person. posted on 7/28/08 1:33PM reply
        * when you all get together is there food/drinks or do people just separate? posted on 7/28/08 1:34PM reply
        o drinks definitely and depending on the party, also food. usually the night gets kinkier as it progresses. very tame at first, especially when it's at a lounge/bar instead of someone's...(more)house.
        posted on 7/28/08 1:36PM reply
        + how does it get kinkier. walk me thru. posted on 7/28/08 1:37PM reply
        # first, a lot of talking as couples who meet each other for first time get to know one another. then there's some kissing and grouping. then some oral. ...(more)then there are the couples who come b/c they like having sex in public, not really swinging with others. they are usually the first to start f&cking. then other people start getting comfortable with it.
        posted on 7/28/08 1:42PM reply
        * wow. some people arent even there to swing? posted on 7/28/08 1:45PM reply
        * Great! you're giving me hope! posted on 7/28/08 1:35PM reply
        o np: we have been talking about giving it a shot too where are you from? posted on 7/28/08 1:37PM reply
        + NYC.. But I'm flying solo here.. posted on 7/28/08 1:40PM reply
        # so you are not a dw??? would you still consider being with a couple solo? posted on 7/28/08 1:41PM reply
        o i would also say be honest with partner about what you are okay with them doing, and what you are not okay with. also, check in throughout the evening b/c sometimes you may think you...(more)will be okay seeing something, and then change your mind later. and that is okay, but you just have to be open with dh about that, and vice versa.
        posted on 7/28/08 1:38PM reply
        * How many people are out there doing this/hiding it from everyone else? posted on 7/28/08 1:32PM reply
        o a lot. posted on 7/28/08 1:34PM reply
        + Thats what I thought. how many relationships break off because of it? That's my fear. posted on 7/28/08 1:34PM reply
        # i think that's more likely to happen if it's introduced into the relationship later on, BUT, i have known couples that got into 15 years after being together and are still going strong. posted on 7/28/08 1:37PM reply
        * np: They probably decided to do it together, not like the poster above. posted on 7/28/08 1:38PM reply
        o yes, this is correct. posted on 7/28/08 1:40PM reply
        * Have you ever dumped (or been dumped by) another couple? How does that work? posted on 7/28/08 1:38PM reply
        o kind of. we were out of the scene for about 1.5 years and then when we e-mailed them again, never got a response. for others, they just tell you from the get go if they are not...(more)interested after meeting, or after the first time. will cite "chemistry" and then everybody just moves on.
        posted on 7/28/08 1:40PM reply

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        • WIN
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          • I met DH when I was 30 and we married a year later, I am 35 now, before I met DH I had slept with 138 men, DH thinks I only slept with 12, should I ever tell him? (135 replies) posted on 7/15/08 112PM sticky permalink reply

            * no - no good can come of that posted on 7/15/08 113PM reply
            o DH told me he slept with 14 women before me posted on 7/15/08 113PM reply
            + case closed. he wins posted on 7/15/08 114PM reply
            + so he's really at 140 posted on 7/15/08 115PM reply
            # you think so? posted on 7/15/08 115PM reply
            * np:no. men lie up, women lie down. posted on 7/16/08 2:18AM reply
            * what do you think? and, how the hell did you keep track? posted on 7/15/08 113PM reply
            o I kept a list posted on 7/15/08 114PM reply
            + i did this, with college roommate. lost list. posted on 7/16/08 2:19AM reply
            * how did you even keep count? posted on 7/15/08 113PM reply
            o I kept a list posted on 7/15/08 114PM reply
            * for real? posted on 7/15/08 113PM reply
            o yes posted on 7/15/08 115PM reply
            * SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT posted on 7/15/08 113PM reply
            * 138 before you were 30? gangbangs? posted on 7/15/08 113PM reply
            o 2 of those posted on 7/15/08 114PM reply
            * no. my dh was a slut and never gave me his # even though i pestered him. i'm glad. posted on 7/15/08 113PM reply
            o ditto. just knowing that he was a slut grosses me out sometimes posted on 7/15/08 114PM reply
            o how do you know he was a slut posted on 7/15/08 114PM reply
            + he was a professional athlete. before we started going out we were friends and i had heard of some of his shenanigans. shudder... posted on 7/15/08 115PM reply
            # what sport? what did you hear about him? posted on 7/15/08 116PM reply
            * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! what would be the point? posted on 7/15/08 113PM reply
            * just ... wow. posted on 7/15/08 114PM reply
            * Were you a prostitute? posted on 7/15/08 114PM reply
            o no posted on 7/15/08 114PM reply
            * Wow. posted on 7/15/08 114PM reply
            * Are you Andie McDowell and is your DH Hugh Grant? posted on 7/15/08 114PM reply
            * How did you manage that? Orgies? Prostitute? posted on 7/15/08 114PM reply
            o 2 gangbangs, not a prostitute, one night stands, was easy in college posted on 7/15/08 115PM reply
            + can you tell me what a gang bang is and why? posted on 7/15/08 115PM reply
            # a number of guys have sex with you one after the other, did it twice during frat parties in college posted on 7/15/08 116PM reply
            * was it hot? details... posted on 7/15/08 117PM reply
            o acutally they were kind fun, both of them, usually lied on the bed and they took me missionary, 8 in the first one, and 10 in teh second posted on 7/15/08 118PM reply
            + WHY? posted on 7/15/08 118PM reply
            # i was drunk posted on 7/15/08 11:10PM reply
            * You must be an alcoholic. posted on 7/15/08 11:11PM reply
            o no i'm not posted on 7/15/08 11:12PM reply
            + they must have a lot of respect for you. posted on 7/15/08 119PM reply
            # i know... talk about sloppy seconds posted on 7/15/08 11:10PM reply
            + np: wow, women like this actually exist- I thought they were just fetishized in porn posted on 7/15/08 119PM reply
            + did you know all these guys? were you embarrassed later? i would have loved to do what you did but wouldn't be able to face them the next day. posted on 7/15/08 11:10PM reply
            # I did know them posted on 7/15/08 11:10PM reply
            + i'm slutty but that sound disgusting and painful posted on 7/16/08 2:20AM reply
            * That's ****************ing disgusting. Why did you do that? posted on 7/15/08 117PM reply
            o I was drunk and thought it would be fun posted on 7/15/08 118PM reply
            + I consider myself pretty liberal about sex, but the level of disrespect in this scenario boggles the mind. Primarly, for youself! posted on 7/15/08 119PM reply
            # np: this was the op's past. leave her alone. posted on 7/15/08 11:30PM reply
            * did you like it or were they raping you? posted on 7/15/08 117PM reply
            o Loved it and did it willingly posted on 7/15/08 118PM reply
            * np: how many each time? posted on 7/15/08 117PM reply
            o 8 and 10 posted on 7/15/08 118PM reply
            + did you use protection? posted on 7/15/08 119PM reply
            # yes they all used condoms posted on 7/15/08 119PM reply
            * how can you remember all this if you were drunk? posted on 7/15/08 11:10PM reply
            o i wasn't that drunk posted on 7/15/08 11:11PM reply
            + don't let these women tell you you're a slut or make you feel bad... they're probably getting wet reading this... what you chose to do says nothing about your worth as a person posted on 7/15/08 11:12PM reply

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            • continued.....


              # Right! Everyone should do whatever they want and suffer no judgments and bear no scars on their personality! Everyone is a good person deep down! Rah! Rah! posted on 7/15/08 11:14PM reply
              * she didn't hurt anyone else so who are you to judge? posted on 7/15/08 11:16PM reply
              o amen. ita. she hurt no one and it was her choice. It wouldn't be mine but I don't judge her for it. posted on 7/15/08 11:31PM reply
              # ita posted on 7/15/08 11:14PM reply
              * can you imagine how the frat guys talked about her after this? yikes posted on 7/15/08 11:11PM reply
              o i'm sure she wasn't the only one posted on 7/15/08 11:12PM reply
              + that's only 18- where were the other 120?? posted on 7/15/08 11:10PM reply
              # seriously... i don't even know 100 men i would want to do it with posted on 7/15/08 11:11PM reply
              * one night stands and boyfriends, 2 were in high school, 78 were in college, 20 were in grad school and 38 were after grad school and before DH posted on 7/15/08 11:13PM reply
              o So pretty much a one night stand every other weekend in college? Was this picking up guys in bars? posted on 7/15/08 11:15PM reply
              + met guys at parties and bars, etc......picked them up in class as well, and there was a guy in the dining hall posted on 7/15/08 11:16PM reply
              o 78 in college??? posted on 7/15/08 11:15PM reply
              + yes why posted on 7/15/08 11:16PM reply
              # if you're willing to share....do you have any std's? totally understand if you dont want to say! i'm just curious! posted on 7/15/08 11:19PM reply
              * no posted on 7/15/08 11:20PM reply
              o I just don't get how that works... you're a staticians nightmare! lol seriously, after that many guys how can you NOT have an std? I just found out my friend whose slept with 3 has...(more)one!
              posted on 7/15/08 11:22PM reply
              + np: poster below who slept with 40... didn't use protection or birth control with ANY... have never used a condom in my life... no std's or unwanted pregnancies... i feel like a walking...(more)miracle
              posted on 7/15/08 11:31PM reply
              # oh please. i slept with about 50 guys and never got an std. you prudes act like std's are like mosquitos waiting to bite you posted on 7/16/08 2:22AM reply
              + about 20 per year-- that's what, 2 per month? posted on 7/15/08 11:17PM reply
              o did you keep a log? how can you even remember them all? posted on 7/15/08 11:18PM reply
              + i did keep a log posted on 7/15/08 11:19PM reply
              # how detailed? names, numbers, description of sex? if so do you still have it? and does dh mind??lol posted on 7/15/08 11:20PM reply
              * names, sometimes a comment or two on my part if it was really good or realy bad, i have it in a large box of stuff i think, I don't think DH knows it's ther posted on 7/15/08 11:21PM reply
              o ahh imagine if he found it!!!! posted on 7/15/08 11:22PM reply
              + ^you need to put that thing in a safe posted on 7/15/08 11:22PM reply
              + I have kept a log also, and yes, dh found it...he almost left me over it, granted I slept with his mortal enemy one time when we broke up, but.... posted on 7/16/08 2:13AM reply
              * how many guys each time? did you get off? did they just do it till they finished or was there forplay each time? im interested posted on 7/15/08 118PM reply
              o 8 and 10, yes i got off and there was some foreplay posted on 7/15/08 11:10PM reply
              + were they all in the room with you at the same time? or more of a revolving door type of scenario? posted on 7/15/08 11:12PM reply
              # they were all in the room the entire time posted on 7/15/08 11:12PM reply
              * were you the only girl there? posted on 7/15/08 11:14PM reply
              o yes posted on 7/15/08 11:15PM reply
              + how did it come up? did you offer yourself to them? same frat both times? posted on 7/15/08 11:16PM reply
              # same frat both times but different guys, long story how it came up posted on 7/15/08 11:17PM reply
              * do tell please posted on 7/15/08 11:22PM reply
              o what do you want to know? posted on 7/15/08 11:23PM reply
              + how did it happen? was it at a party? did you get to select the guys involved? were you with one first? i just can't imagine how it could happen without it being a rape situation. posted on 7/15/08 11:26PM reply
              # it was after a party and we were joking around and there were 8 of them there and I just said that i'd love to have sex and said they all looked good posted on 7/15/08 11:28PM reply
              * did they? and you were the only girl there? posted on 7/15/08 11:29PM reply
              * fake fake fake posted on 7/16/08 2:22AM reply
              + with each one? posted on 7/15/08 11:12PM reply
              + did you have to use k-y or lube? posted on 7/15/08 11:15PM reply
              o i'm interested too... posted on 7/15/08 11:10PM reply
              * this is a sad story or a terrible lie. either way, you are troubled. posted on 7/15/08 119PM reply
              * what college? posted on 7/15/08 119PM reply
              o rather not say posted on 7/15/08 11:10PM reply
              + you'd share this level of detail but not your college? why? posted on 7/15/08 11:11PM reply
              # it could be a give away, while my undergrad was a pretty big school, i'd still like to be quiet about it posted on 7/15/08 11:15PM reply
              # np: one of my fantasies is to be in a gangbang. seems like fun.

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              • Tiltsta's MILF thread: The gift that keeps on giving.
                Originally Posted by British Journalist


                Mr. Ghandi, what do you think about Western Civilization?









                Originally Posted by M.Ghandi


                I think it would be a good idea.

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                • Can we arrange for Tiltsta to recieve a GJ knighthood in recognition to his services to mankind? Even though half the replies on those threads are probably guys, it's still been an eye-opener.

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                  • Thanks, glad you guys are enjoying it....



                    anyone miss the exciting time when you were a teenager and a guy still gave you butterflies? i totally miss that... (18 replies) posted on 8/9/08 9:46PM sticky permalink reply

                    * Too much drama. posted on 8/9/08 9:47PM reply
                    o the drama was the best part! posted on 8/9/08 9:47PM reply
                    + At the time, yeah. But I found my 10th grade diary and it's so exhausting. "I like Mike but Sarah says Tom likes me and TOm's okay I guess but at least he's better than John who...(more)TOTALLY likes me but is a dork and Mike is soooo dreamy" This, for hundreds and hundreds of pages.
                    posted on 8/9/08 9:50PM reply
                    # lol posted on 8/9/08 9:50PM reply
                    * me! and making out makes you SOOO hot. posted on 8/9/08 9:47PM reply
                    o i remember that, too, and really long for that time in life when everything was new and exciting... posted on 8/9/08 9:47PM reply
                    * oh loved that posted on 8/9/08 9:47PM reply
                    * Dry humping. hot. posted on 8/9/08 9:48PM reply
                    o you know, it really was... posted on 8/9/08 9:48PM reply
                    o popped my cherry dry humping. blood everywhere. posted on 8/9/08 9:49PM reply
                    + really? can't be... posted on 8/9/08 9:49PM reply
                    # seriously--he was practically inside me-don't even know why we had underwear on. posted on 8/9/08 9:50PM reply
                    * np- so that's not really humping...... posted on 8/9/08 9:50PM reply
                    + That probably put him off sex for a while... posted on 8/9/08 9:50PM reply
                    + it's called your period posted on 8/9/08 9:50PM reply
                    # lol, no its not... posted on 8/9/08 9:51PM reply
                    * it makes me sad that i won't ever feel that again. hated the drama, but the rest of it was amazing!!!!! posted on 8/9/08 9:49PM reply
                    o i know. waiting for the phone calls, seeing him in the hall at school. etc

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                    • Quoted from a convo with a fellow GJ member. I think this captures the essence of this thread:

                      Originally Posted by Pi
                      Originally Posted by British Journalist


                      Mr. Ghandi, what do you think about Western Civilization?









                      Originally Posted by M.Ghandi


                      I think it would be a good idea.

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                      • it's the kind of thread that you don't *need* to read all the way through

                        you can just pop in anywhere for some lulz or holy-****************-are-these-women-serious or some oh-my-god-that-is-hawt

                        and then pop out again a minute later

                        trust me, it's a great thread

                        it's just not a read from A to Z type thread

                        sort of like the bible, only with horny moms stuffing dildos in their vaginas.


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                        • Quoted from a convo with a fellow GJ member. I think this captures the essence of this thread:


                          LoL. I never saw that. Hilarious.

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                          • LoL. I never saw that. Hilarious.


                            Was an MSN convo. We were just discussing the thread, and I realized I had a gem on my hands. It happens every once in a while, even with me.
                            Originally Posted by British Journalist


                            Mr. Ghandi, what do you think about Western Civilization?









                            Originally Posted by M.Ghandi


                            I think it would be a good idea.

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                            • Would you be upset if you found out that your dh used to go to "circle jerks"? (81 replies) posted on 8/10/08 3:39PM sticky permalink reply

                              * no idea what that is posted on 8/10/08 3:40PM reply
                              o close your eyes. picture the word. it will become clear posted on 8/10/08 3:40PM reply
                              * what is that? a bunch of men stand in a circle and jerk off? posted on 8/10/08 3:40PM reply
                              o Portnoy's Complaint anyone? posted on 8/10/08 3:40PM reply
                              o pretty much posted on 8/10/08 3:40PM reply
                              + wow- good guess huh? that sounds awfully gay- I'd be concerned posted on 8/10/08 3:41PM reply
                              # not gay .... posted on 8/10/08 3:43PM reply
                              * if not gay, I don't understand the appeal of doing this. Really, what is it? Do they jerk themselves off or each other? posted on 8/10/08 3:44PM reply
                              o usually themselves, I think. I don't know. why do we do anything in a group? posted on 8/10/08 3:50PM reply
                              o they do it themselves or to each other? posted on 8/10/08 3:41PM reply
                              o why in the hell would anyone do that? posted on 8/10/08 3:42PM reply
                              + why not? posted on 8/10/08 3:42PM reply
                              # sorry but its a little ****************ed up for my taste but like they say different strokes for different folks...no pune intended. posted on 8/10/08 3:43PM reply
                              * ooops pun. posted on 8/10/08 3:44PM reply
                              # so that is ok or normal for you? posted on 8/10/08 3:43PM reply
                              * have you ever met a teenaged boy? posted on 8/10/08 3:44PM reply
                              o Except that OP's DH was in college. posted on 8/10/08 3:47PM reply
                              + have you ever met a guy in college? posted on 8/10/08 3:48PM reply
                              # Lots of them. All of them wanted to have sex with women, if they were heterosexual. None of them wanted to watch other men masturbate - except the gay ones. posted on 8/10/08 3:49PM reply
                              * ditto posted on 8/10/08 3:50PM reply
                              * how do you know this? posted on 8/10/08 3:50PM reply
                              o Are you serious? Have you read any of the research on sexuality, including penile plethysmograph studies? posted on 8/10/08 3:52PM reply
                              + No. Stay on topic. posted on 8/10/08 3:53PM reply
                              # Okay, look. Research has demonstrated that men's sexuality is binary, and women's is not. I've lived with men, had men for roomates, came home plenty of times to...(more)a bunch of guys drinking beer and watching porn in the living room, had male best friends, have brothers, had plenty of very detailed coversations with men about their sexuality. Circle jerks in young adolescence? Yes, all the time. In college? Yes, if you're gay.
                              posted on 8/10/08 3:55PM reply
                              * SO your proposal is that every fraternity boy in the entire country is gay? The only thing that changes between early adolescence and college is the need to hide it from the chick you...(more)want to bang.
                              posted on 8/10/08 3:56PM reply
                              o No, my proposal is that a guy who repeatedly engages in circle jerks, seeks them out, etc. - not a one-time ...(more)thing when drunk - is gay. Sorry you can't handle the truth about yourself or your marriage. Poll any number of random men you want - how many of them engaged in CJs when a kid? Lots. How many when in their 20s? Um, maybe just you.
                              posted on 8/10/08 3:57PM reply
                              + You seem a tad hostile. As a matter of fact, I am gay and I can count the number of "circle jerks" i have participated in on one hand. But you "opinion" is based on social norms, a...(more)nothing else.
                              posted on 8/10/08 3:59PM reply
                              # Sorry, but as a gay man, you're probably really not that up on heterosexual men's number of circle jerks at various ages. Maybe they TOLD you they were hetero. You're just boring me...(more)now.
                              posted on 8/10/08 40PM reply
                              * Okay. We can move on. It is clear that you need to hold on to some antiquated black and white understanding of sexuality. I don't know why. posted on 8/10/08 41PM reply
                              * You think gay men only know other gay men? posted on 8/10/08 42PM reply
                              # ick id rather not you sound a little on the perverted side and not in a good way. posted on 8/10/08 3:55PM reply
                              * Huh? posted on 8/10/08 3:56PM reply
                              + np: should I? is that as kinky as it sounds? posted on 8/10/08 3:54PM reply
                              # LOL, no. Researchers hook up a variety of measurement tools to a man's penis, then show him images, in order to ascertain his erectile responses. For women, they measure the lubricant...(more)response inside the vagina.
                              posted on 8/10/08 3:56PM reply
                              * This has nothing to do with what we are talking about. posted on 8/10/08 3:56PM reply
                              o It sure does, and you sound incredibly defensive. Just like someone hiding from the truth. posted on 8/10/08 3:58PM reply
                              + I would argue the opposite. You seem awfully defensive. Why? posted on 8/10/08 40PM reply
                              # Yawn. Please educate yourself about the relevant research before replying again. You just sound ignorant. GL. posted on 8/10/08 41PM reply
                              * You sound like you are using a google search to change the topic. But why? posted on 8/10/08 42PM reply
                              * what's that? posted on 8/10/08 3:40PM reply
                              * yes. how old was he? posted on 8/10/08 3:40PM reply
                              o hs and college posted on 8/10/08 3:41PM reply
                              + and he shared that with you? i'd be kind of grossed out, honestly. posted on 8/10/08 3:41PM reply
                              # np: My dh has been. He told me. I always feel better about knowing that sort of stuff. posted on 8/10/08 3:42PM reply
                              * how does one get invitation to this? posted on 8/10/08 3:45PM reply
                              o evite? do they know what to bring? towels and water maybe? posted on 8/10/08 3:46PM reply
                              o this is what my dh wants to know. he thinks this conversation is hysterical posted on 8/10/08 3:46PM reply
                              + Well, if your dh is going to circle jerks NOW, I would be worried. posted on 8/10/08 3:47PM reply
                              + np: can he please tell us exactly what goes on? how does it even start? posted on 8/10/08 3:47PM reply
                              # np: Dh here. (not her dh). Typically, a bunch of guys sitting around watching porn. but not always. posted on 8/10/08 3:49PM reply
                              * and then what? someone just unzips and goes at it? do you look at each other? is there ever one guy who won't do it? posted on 8/10/08 3:50PM reply
                              o I've never been in a situation where a guy wouldn't do it. posted on 8/10/08 3:50PM reply
                              + Wow. I just cannot imagine women ever doing this. Is it just a penis thing? posted on 8/10/08 3:51PM reply
                              # women and men are very different. and masturbation is different posted on 8/10/08 3:52PM reply
                              + Honestly, I'd be very concerned that he's gay. He wasn't an 11-year-old boy.

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                              • SO wants me to get "beads"...(more) (12 replies)for my ass apparently. wtf is that about, what do you do?
                                posted on 8/11/08 3:22PM sticky permalink reply

                                * LOVE them posted on 8/11/08 3:22PM reply
                                o what do i do? posted on 8/11/08 3:23PM reply
                                * ew posted on 8/11/08 3:23PM reply
                                * ugh, whose job will it be to wash them afterwards posted on 8/11/08 3:24PM reply
                                * my friend's dh loves those posted on 8/11/08 3:24PM reply
                                o how do you know this? posted on 8/11/08 3:29PM reply
                                + she told me. we talk very candidly about our sex lives - we've been friends for 31 yrs posted on 8/11/08 3:32PM reply
                                * you put them in your butt. you will have a BIG orgasm posted on 8/11/08 3:25PM reply
                                o how does this work?? posted on 8/11/08 3:26PM reply
                                + see below posted on 8/11/08 3:30PM reply
                                * You lube them up and put them in your butt hole. You can then be brought to orgasm orally or however and at the moment of climax you pull the beads out gently for a major sensation. ...(more)Never done it but I've seen it in a porno before.
                                posted on 8/11/08 3:26PM reply
                                o wow, thanks!

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