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  • Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyB
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    i dont think i could even troll this thing. its so ****************ing boring




    Agreed. It's interesting to see the real thing, but tilsta's already giving us all of the good stuff.

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    • This is priceless. They should be building a shrine to this thread somewhere right now even as we speak.
      Originally Posted by Jimmy James


      Dmn23 is the douche around here.









      Originally Posted by Uma Floresta


      dmn23 has wisdom.









      Originally Posted by surfsteve


      dmn23 is a GREAT AMERICAN. WTF is wrong with you ********************************s ?









      Originally Posted by Flogger59


      You, sir, are a man of impeccable taste and discernment

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      • Here is a kind of good one from a thread I got in this morning about the shave vs beaver.



        Is sex better with a total bikin wax?

        Toddler - Jan 9th, 2008 10:10am



        * in my opinion, yes, more friction where it counts

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:11am

        * I rarely go brazilian, but I like a little on top and not much down below. Agree with the friction OR.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:14am

        * I agree. The day I get waxed I get hot just from the friction of my underwear when I walk. I should make this into some kind of exercise routine!

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:15am

        o really?

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:15am

        + Yes, really.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:16am

        o Wow. So this can get you all hot?

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:33am

        + yes, the friction of my underwear really hits the sweet spot

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:34am

        # Ever make it the big O?

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:34am

        * no, it isn't THAT good

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:35am

        o I have noticed this as well.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:38am

        * I like the undercarriage smooth, nice for oral - but I need hair in front, for cushioning and it creeps my SO out if I am hairless.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:16am

        o ITA. Can't go totally smooth either.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:17am

        + he says, I don't want a 12 year old girl, I want a 40 year old woman.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:18am

        # Or, at least a 20 year old. LOL

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:19am

        * make that two 20 year olds = 40, if at al llike my DH

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:19am

        o mine is sooo shy, he would faint with 2 girls.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:21am

        + Oh, I bet he would RISE to the occasion

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:24am

        # I asked him if he was up for that... he told me he wouldn't be comfortable with someone else in the room. It took him forever to be comfortable with me, no third party would wait 6 months.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:26am

        * Wow that is pretty rare in a DH. Mine is always trying to encourage the threesome.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:29am

        o really rare. he has appearance issues. he's so handsome, but he just doesn't see it.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:30am

        + np- he must love you lots tho for being so patient ... have a girlfriend who had this problem years ago, was tough

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:32am

        # he's amazingin every way. as far as sex goes, if he had wanted to wait a year I would have. it is/was well worth the wait!

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:36am

        * sounds perfect

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:37am

        o mine as well, I'm not sure he would be able to actually do it if confronted with the situation

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:31am

        * LOL! Right!!

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:20am

        o cushioning from what?

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:18am

        + pelvises bumping together, just a bit of padding for us (I'm pretty boney)

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:19am

        # I'm not so bony...so no worries about that. I'm what they used to call Rubenesque

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:23am

        * my SO is the Rubenesque one... he's so cute.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:24am

        o mine is this way i find him adorable.... he worries about being chubby but i think his little tummy is so cute! (and makes me look thin :-))

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:33am

        o ITA too -- I get kind of shy and embarassed with no hair. I don't like the look at all.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:19am

        * yes, for me the sex is better. If I could get Dh to do the same it would probably be even better

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:16am

        o have you asked him?

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:22am

        + No, but I should. He would whine that it would be too painful.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:24am

        # Ask him to shave, not wax. DH does at various times to various extents and we both like it

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:27am

        * Thanks, that might actually work with DH

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:27am

        o good luck!

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:30am

        * yes, not least bc dh loooves it

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:18am

        o mine too. He will do oral for hours when I'm smooth.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:18am

        * at first, then I don't think it makes much of a difference

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:19am

        * I actually prefer the hairless look over the 'landing strip'

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:21am

        o that strip is silly, I just keep a topiary triangle type deal up front LOL!

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:22am

        + topiary. LOL. I agree the strip is stupid

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:23am

        * Yes very

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:22am

        o really, is it a friction issue or a more interested DH?

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:24am

        + it just feels good and for some reason it just seems kind of naughty and exciting.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:25am

        # ITA.

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:26am

        * Yes, much better. I'm a topiary triangle as well

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:25am

        * Does anyone still do the landing strip?

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:28am

        o yes

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:30am

        o yep, I've got one

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:30am

        o yep. What else to do, a tiny triangle, a heart?

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:32am

        + well the strip beats the heart anyday...unlessoy u dance for a living

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:34am

        * Sex alone, yes...with DH, about the same

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:36am

        o why alone?

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:36am

        + can really rub things with a nice flat palm, lots of stimulation

        - Jan 9th, 2008 10:37am

        # wow. that sounds pretty hot. I think I need a wax!

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        • I am addicted to this thread!



          HELP ME!!!
          EC1000

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          • DH sounds so pwned and Yoko Ono and sh*t.
            "I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect." (Edward Gibbon)

            "Any sufficiently advanced troll is indistinguishable from a genuine kook." (Alan Morgan)

            "Guitar Forums FAQ's: Why Not?"

            Eagle River Manifesto on religion.

            Troll-Alt-Delete

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            • No updates until tomorrow. I got temporarily banninated (12 hours) with my current log in info, not because they noticed me, but because I used the word dildo in a thread title. They suggested I simply use the term 'sex toy' in the future.

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              • Quote Originally Posted by tiltsta
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                Here is the Frets question...seems like he could use the sympathy of the board to get laid over there.



                DH fell in the bathtub this morning, we had a HUGE fight over my leaving lots of baby oil on the bottom of the tub.

                Toddler - Jan 9th, 2008 8:12am



                * omg I had a roommate who used to do this. I read her the riot act and she stopped. I almost killed myself once.

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:13am

                * is he okay?

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:13am

                o yes, he is OK. Nothing to serious, but he did whack his head pretty good.

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:14am

                + np: that's very scary. I would be pissed about you leaving baby oil in the bath tub too

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:15am

                * I am on DH's side - how did you defend yourself?

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:13am

                o I told him that I always do this and he should let the water run for a while before he gets in. How can I put on the oil with the water running?

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:15am

                + lady. you are at fault here. You sound selfish

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:15am

                + that is so weak. why don't you clean it off when you are done?

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:16am

                # ita, total dip**************** move

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:17am

                # or, like every other person, just put a little on your hands and do it standing on a bathmat

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:17am

                + If you are going to use babyoil you have to scrub it out afterward with something to cut the oil everytime. Not worth it imo

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:19am

                + water is not going to wash away the oil. Why don't you put your oil on outside of the tub? You sound really strange.

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:20am

                + "let the water run for a while?" that's incredibly wasteful and inconsiderate of the environment.

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:22am

                * and it's only 8am!

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:13am

                * dont leave lots of baby oil on the bottom of the tub.

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:14am

                * maybe you should have just said sorry

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:14am

                o I tried, but he was pretty mad

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:15am

                + of course he was!

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:16am

                * how on earth could you defend yourself for doing that?

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:15am

                * I"m with your DH. this is DNAGEROUS! can'y you put your baby oil on after your bath?

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:15am

                * Yeah that is really dangerous. Poor guy

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:16am

                * You owe your DH a big fat apology

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:16am

                * You use baby oil in the shower?I don't get it.

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:19am

                o me too- don't get it at all. please explain

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:21am

                + It makes your skin softer

                - Jan 9th, 2008 8:22am

                * OP: Sad thing is, this wasn't the first time this happened. I guess I need to do this after I get out of the tub standing on a towel.




                The ladies agree; Strings' girlfriend is a psycho.
                Originally Posted by British Journalist


                Mr. Ghandi, what do you think about Western Civilization?









                Originally Posted by M.Ghandi


                I think it would be a good idea.

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                • Quote Originally Posted by tiltsta
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                  No updates until tomorrow. I got temporarily banninated (12 hours) with my current log in info, not because they noticed me, but because I used the word dildo in a thread title. They suggested I simply use the term 'sex toy' in the future.




                  DILDOWNED.
                  Baimun's big Pickup Clearance on Ebay

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                  • Quote Originally Posted by baimun
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                    DILDOWNED.








                    I got



                    I will be back hunting for stuff there tomorrow... assuming people still want some more.

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                    • Quote Originally Posted by baimun
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                      DILDOWNED.




                      Originally Posted by British Journalist


                      Mr. Ghandi, what do you think about Western Civilization?









                      Originally Posted by M.Ghandi


                      I think it would be a good idea.

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                      • Quote Originally Posted by tiltsta
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                        I got



                        I will be back hunting for stuff there tomorrow... assuming people still want some more.




                        I'd call that a fair assumption.
                        Originally Posted by 2manband


                        With the 4 seconds I save, I have time for more important things, like singing "Holy Diver"









                        Originally Posted by Jimmy James


                        Welcome to McFail's Navy.

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                        • Quote Originally Posted by tiltsta
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                          I got



                          I will be back hunting for stuff there tomorrow... assuming people still want some more.




                          Originally Posted by British Journalist


                          Mr. Ghandi, what do you think about Western Civilization?









                          Originally Posted by M.Ghandi


                          I think it would be a good idea.

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                          • Quote Originally Posted by tiltsta
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                            Here is a kind of good one from a thread I got in this morning about the shave vs beaver.



                            Is sex better with a total bikin wax?

                            Toddler - Jan 9th, 2008 10:10am



                            * in my opinion, yes, more friction where it counts

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:11am

                            * I rarely go brazilian, but I like a little on top and not much down below. Agree with the friction OR.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:14am

                            * I agree. The day I get waxed I get hot just from the friction of my underwear when I walk. I should make this into some kind of exercise routine!

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:15am

                            o really?

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:15am

                            + Yes, really.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:16am

                            o Wow. So this can get you all hot?

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:33am

                            + yes, the friction of my underwear really hits the sweet spot

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:34am

                            # Ever make it the big O?

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:34am

                            * no, it isn't THAT good

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:35am

                            o I have noticed this as well.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:38am

                            * I like the undercarriage smooth, nice for oral - but I need hair in front, for cushioning and it creeps my SO out if I am hairless.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:16am

                            o ITA. Can't go totally smooth either.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:17am

                            + he says, I don't want a 12 year old girl, I want a 40 year old woman.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:18am

                            # Or, at least a 20 year old. LOL

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:19am

                            * make that two 20 year olds = 40, if at al llike my DH

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:19am

                            o mine is sooo shy, he would faint with 2 girls.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:21am

                            + Oh, I bet he would RISE to the occasion

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:24am

                            # I asked him if he was up for that... he told me he wouldn't be comfortable with someone else in the room. It took him forever to be comfortable with me, no third party would wait 6 months.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:26am

                            * Wow that is pretty rare in a DH. Mine is always trying to encourage the threesome.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:29am

                            o really rare. he has appearance issues. he's so handsome, but he just doesn't see it.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:30am

                            + np- he must love you lots tho for being so patient ... have a girlfriend who had this problem years ago, was tough

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:32am

                            # he's amazingin every way. as far as sex goes, if he had wanted to wait a year I would have. it is/was well worth the wait!

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:36am

                            * sounds perfect

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:37am

                            o mine as well, I'm not sure he would be able to actually do it if confronted with the situation

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:31am

                            * LOL! Right!!

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:20am

                            o cushioning from what?

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:18am

                            + pelvises bumping together, just a bit of padding for us (I'm pretty boney)

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:19am

                            # I'm not so bony...so no worries about that. I'm what they used to call Rubenesque

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:23am

                            * my SO is the Rubenesque one... he's so cute.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:24am

                            o mine is this way i find him adorable.... he worries about being chubby but i think his little tummy is so cute! (and makes me look thin :-))

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:33am

                            o ITA too -- I get kind of shy and embarassed with no hair. I don't like the look at all.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:19am

                            * yes, for me the sex is better. If I could get Dh to do the same it would probably be even better

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:16am

                            o have you asked him?

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:22am

                            + No, but I should. He would whine that it would be too painful.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:24am

                            # Ask him to shave, not wax. DH does at various times to various extents and we both like it

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:27am

                            * Thanks, that might actually work with DH

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:27am

                            o good luck!

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:30am

                            * yes, not least bc dh loooves it

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:18am

                            o mine too. He will do oral for hours when I'm smooth.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:18am

                            * at first, then I don't think it makes much of a difference

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:19am

                            * I actually prefer the hairless look over the 'landing strip'

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:21am

                            o that strip is silly, I just keep a topiary triangle type deal up front LOL!

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:22am

                            + topiary. LOL. I agree the strip is stupid

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:23am

                            * Yes very

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:22am

                            o really, is it a friction issue or a more interested DH?

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:24am

                            + it just feels good and for some reason it just seems kind of naughty and exciting.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:25am

                            # ITA.

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:26am

                            * Yes, much better. I'm a topiary triangle as well

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:25am

                            * Does anyone still do the landing strip?

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:28am

                            o yes

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:30am

                            o yep, I've got one

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:30am

                            o yep. What else to do, a tiny triangle, a heart?

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:32am

                            + well the strip beats the heart anyday...unlessoy u dance for a living

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:34am

                            * Sex alone, yes...with DH, about the same

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:36am

                            o why alone?

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:36am

                            + can really rub things with a nice flat palm, lots of stimulation

                            - Jan 9th, 2008 10:37am

                            # wow. that sounds pretty hot. I think I need a wax!




                            I touched myself while reading that. true story.
                            Originally Posted by TheMan


                            I say banning people when they've done nothing wrong is a good thing. If the mods would give the death-ban to one random, innocent forumite every week, we'd see some god damn discipline around here.









                            Originally Posted by dmn23


                            Devil dog with a needle is right.

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                            • I hope there are some non-trolled hot sites on there tonight so I can bring you some more great threads. We shall see.

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                              • you getting it down, what an absolute legend you are tiltsta

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