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  • Spent last evening trolling my wife's Mom's group page...

    Man there are some seriously horny ladies on that board. It was a lot of fun.



    EDIT: Ummm, I think I mean LAST in the title.



    EDIT 2: Not my mother in law, my wife. A page for new mothers with a forum.

  • #2
    this thread is worthless without a link.
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    • #3
      The page is called "XXXXX name deleted XXXX". It is full of late 20s-30s NYC mommies. It is running the same board software this place was running back in like 1999...so it is hard to link to a specific thread. Worth a surf at about 10-11pm when they all get hot and start talking about sex, masturbation, and lesbian experiences.



      Apparently, their husbands are all wasting time talking about guitars and such and not satisfying them (LOL).

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      • #4
        Here is one...



        Toddler Did some wild things of NYE that I'm concerned about...

        such as

        Got really drunk and had sex with DH in the same room where another couple was also having sex

        did you watch each other?

        Yeah, no touching between couples, just lots of looking

        that's way hot. have you seen them since?

        Several times. They are pretty 'hip' and just said that they had fun.

        OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!! Hahaha. you were wild. did you know the other couple?

        Yes, I know them well.

        have you talked to the other couple?

        yes

        have you seen them since?

        and yes, see below

        that's awesome!

        i have done that.. no big deal you did not have sex with another couple?

        no, just watching. I kind of wanted to, though.

        fake. how old are you and dh?

        No, it is real. I'm 36, DH is 37.

        Lucky you. I went out with friends and now hate one of my oldest friends -- she was awful to be around.

        OP. It was ultra hot. Now I want to do it again. Eeeeek.

        where were you?

        party at their house

        how did it happen? did you both just start having sex? were you on the couch together? do tell

        Yeah, drunken kissing on the couch, next thing you know, clothes are coming off.

        OMG, i am living vicariously through you. I actually don't have couple friends that are attractive enough that i'd want to see, though

        this is seriously hot

        Yeah, I was just kissing DH, when out of the corner of my eyes I see my friend (the woman) with her DH's hand up her shirt.

        would you ever want to get it on w/ your friend?

        maybe. It was really hot seeing her (and her DH) naked having sex.

        I was more into watching her, than her DH.

        i would have been too!

        she is very pretty

        I thought it was just lots of making out and touching until she took her top off. My DH nearly had a stroke. For some reason, I just kissed him even harder and went with the flow.

        Had I known this was going to happen, I would have worn nicer underwear..That is all I kept thinking

        well, what's your concern? are you embarrassed or what?

        that sounds hot. I will probably never do bc of lack of opportunity

        well, it certainly is something I never thought I would do

        so why are you concerned?

        I'm concerned that I want to try it again!

        and get it on w/ the other couple?

        Probably not, might be a little too strange. I might. I just think it is a little bit dirtier than I thought I was

        details please...I want to live vicariously through you..

        Well, I think it was fun, but it is kind of trashy, don't you think?

        i don't know if it's trashy or not

        Op. yeah, that is my problem. Is this trashy?

        does it really matter?

        I guess not

        I need to know how the evening ended - "WELL! Thanks for a lovely party, see you soon..."?

        yes..yes..we need to know.

        We were all really drunk, so we stayed over. Next day was like any other morning.

        how fun...I am jealous.

        Ok, so after both couples were finished having sex, what happened next? Shy smiles at each other?

        No, we just went to sleep. It was like we didn't verbally mention what just happened.

        But you got up and went to different rooms? Ok, so no mention of anythingn was ever made? I feel your pain - you need closure!

        yes, different rooms. No mention of it, other than things like "wow, that was a fun night", etc.

        They are having another party later in the month. They told us we could stay over again, if we wanted to drink.

        ah haaa...seems like they want things to progress..

        Op. maybe.

        OP. I just can't stop thinking about this.

        during sex with DH?

        Yes during sex. I even masturbated thinking about it a few times. So conflicted.

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        • #5
          With regular updates, this has the potential to be one of the most epic threads in all of recorded history.
          Originally Posted by Jimmy James


          Dmn23 is the douche around here.









          Originally Posted by Uma Floresta


          dmn23 has wisdom.









          Originally Posted by surfsteve


          dmn23 is a GREAT AMERICAN. WTF is wrong with you dickholes ?









          Originally Posted by Flogger59


          You, sir, are a man of impeccable taste and discernment

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          • #6
            Yeah, I though so too. Problem is, they only get really randy after the kids are in bed...maybe 10-12 or so. So, limited trolling time. Lots of fun, though. I think tonight I will ask lots of questions about anal toys or threesomes. Stay tuned.

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            • #7
              This just might become the thread of the year...
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              • #8
                its probably all a bunch of guys on there making **************** up. Still funny though.

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                • #9
                  "Had I known this was going to happen, I would have worn nicer underwear..."
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                  • #10






                    Quote Originally Posted by tiltsta
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                    The page is called "urban baby". It is full of late 20s-30s NYC mommies. It is running the same board software this place was running back in like 1999...so it is hard to link to a specific thread. Worth a surf at about 10-11pm when they all get hot and start talking about sex, masturbation, and lesbian experiences.



                    Apparently, their husbands are all wasting time talking about guitars and such and not satisfying them (LOL).




                    Laughed my ass off!!!
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                    • #11
                      You're in NYC?

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                      • #12






                        Quote Originally Posted by jerry_picker
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                        "Had I known this was going to happen, I would have worn nicer underwear..."




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                        • #13






                          Quote Originally Posted by Strings74
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                          You're in NYC?




                          Not anymore. I lived in NYC (UES) for 6 years, from 1999 to 2005. My wife got hooked on this mom board when we lived there, and still keeps up with it.

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                          • #14






                            Quote Originally Posted by MarshallStack
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                            its probably all a bunch of guys on there making **************** up. Still funny though.




                            Well, I'm not so sure....they are pretty good at spotting men who actively troll there. Not sure how they do it, but they usually can guess when I try. I can sneak about 1 post in 2 or 3 past them. Tonight, the get the anal thing. I wonder how this is going to work out....

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                            • #15






                              Quote Originally Posted by tiltsta
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                              Not anymore. I lived in NYC (UES) for 6 years, from 1999 to 2005. My wife got hooked on this mom board when we lived there, and still keeps up with it.




                              Nice. That's my hood.

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