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  • #31
    If they do something dumb they are just asking for it. mirite


    I hate the ones that are so stubborn that they have to do the opposite of what you tell them when they are angry. "Don't touch the oven you're going to burn yourself." *touches oven "You ****************************, it's all you fault cause you know when I'm angry I do everything just to spite you!"

    Wait that's all of them.
    http://www.quincymumford.com/

    You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
    -Frank Zappa






    Originally Posted by Devil is Dill


    Weebz is the chorus in the Greek tragedy that is Guitar Jam.

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    • #32
      Q: What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

      A: :shakes fist: Nothing... because you already told her once!


      you should always make it a point to punch your girlfriend on the first date

      that way, in later years (provided you're still together after said punch), she can never say " I wish you'd treat me llike you used to"

      phreds space

      Live Ruckus Raise a Ruckus, y'all!

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      • #33
        What should a woman do after getting out of the spousal abuse clinic?





































































        The dishes if she knows whats good for her *shaking fist*
        Originally Posted by 2manband


        That's going on my list of things not to try, right after "Smack polar bear in her whore mouth"









        Originally Posted by Jimmy James


        You guys need to cheer up with some hot asian coeds. Life is too short to be a sad sack.




        My poetry:
        New Wave Saint

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        • #34
          Why do women have small feet?
















































          So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
          http://www.quincymumford.com/

          You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
          -Frank Zappa






          Originally Posted by Devil is Dill


          Weebz is the chorus in the Greek tragedy that is Guitar Jam.

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          • #35
            $ to donuts that GK16 has been beat up by a girl.
            Any takers?
            Bouquet of clumsy words






            Originally Posted by Jimmy James


            **************** you and Jason Mraz.

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            • #36
              $ to donuts that GK16 has been beat up by a girl.
              Any takers?


              I'm on your side.

              I've been emotionally beat up by girls before though Or as Zurich17 so eloquently put it, "having your heart ripped out by a slut".
              http://www.quincymumford.com/

              You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
              -Frank Zappa






              Originally Posted by Devil is Dill


              Weebz is the chorus in the Greek tragedy that is Guitar Jam.

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              • #37
                $ to donuts that GK16 has been beat up by a girl.
                Any takers?


                i have some $... but no donuts. so i'm not sure if i can take you up on the bet....


                ...

                I bet he beat up them guts, IFYUKNOWWHATI'MSAYIN!!!!!!
                phreds space

                Live Ruckus Raise a Ruckus, y'all!

                Conquerclub.com username: Phunkyphred

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                • #38


                  That was sarcasm. Apparently it didn't convey across teh intarwebz.
                  Originally Posted by Carl Sagan


                  For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love.

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                  • #39
                    $ to donuts that GK16 has been beat up by a girl.
                    Any takers?


                    Originally Posted by 2manband


                    That's going on my list of things not to try, right after "Smack polar bear in her whore mouth"









                    Originally Posted by Jimmy James


                    You guys need to cheer up with some hot asian coeds. Life is too short to be a sad sack.




                    My poetry:
                    New Wave Saint

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                    • #40
                      One time I punched my pregnant GF so hard she **************** out (yeah, **************** out) her fetus. I sure showed her to tell me to use a rubber next time.
                      http://www.quincymumford.com/

                      You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
                      -Frank Zappa






                      Originally Posted by Devil is Dill


                      Weebz is the chorus in the Greek tragedy that is Guitar Jam.

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                      • #41

                        Sorry to stir up the bad memories<3
                        Bouquet of clumsy words






                        Originally Posted by Jimmy James


                        **************** you and Jason Mraz.

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                        • #42
                          ^ that last one was a bit much.

                          but at one point, i was in a class with a pregnant girl (military professional development..you know..where we are supposed to be prim and proper...) and we were joking. then i said 'how long you gotta keep the baby in the oven?' or some nonsense. but i MEANT to say 'bun'. however, my completely innocent face(as innocent as i ever look) made it even funnier. she thought it was quite funny. oooo good ol' days.
                          phreds space

                          Live Ruckus Raise a Ruckus, y'all!

                          Conquerclub.com username: Phunkyphred

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                          • #43
                            $ to donuts that GK16 has been beat up by a girl.
                            Any takers?


                            FTW!

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                            • #44
                              takes a big man to hit a woman, bet he'd piss himself if he had to stand up against a guy

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                              • #45
                                takes a big man to hit a woman, bet he'd piss himself if he had to stand up against a guy


                                you tell that to andy kaufmans face!!!!

                                phreds space

                                Live Ruckus Raise a Ruckus, y'all!

                                Conquerclub.com username: Phunkyphred

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