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  • prophylactic recommendations?

    seriously...let me have them. thanks in advance.
    Treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality

  • #2
    Wrap your hand in saran wrap. Seriously, what do you want to hear? 99% of condoms feel like condoms. The 1% that don't are the ones that break and leave just the ring on your junk.
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    • #3
      Pull out.

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      • #4
        I was suprised to learn that "prophylactic" just means something used as a preventative. I was thinking "pro" + "phallus", and it was pretty embarrassing to have that explained by a medical professional.
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        • #5
          GALACTIC PROPHYLACTIC!!!



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          • #6
            "pull and pray" has been my m.o. but to be honest, i'm too old to go through the pregnancy test waiting game anymore. besides, i like to break rhythm several times before decorating her cake and some of my more eager and stronger swimmers are likely to get out prior to the grand finale. kimono and pleasure plus seem to be winners...thanks, i guess?
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            • #7
              I consider pulling out to be the same as not using any preventative methods. I would never do it. I've had pregnancy scares with a condom. I don't need it without one too.
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              • #8
                Abstinence. It's the only way to be sure.
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                • #9
                  not a fan of pumping and dumping. i have terrible timing, and a kid is the last thing i need to be raising. if a condom i knew of felt the same as raw i'd recommend it, but that ain't happening. evar.
                  Originally Posted by Standard8


                  Other girls in the future will look down on you for hooking up with this girl. It's like credit card ********************. You get some now, but you give up much more ******************** in the future by spending your cock-budget now.









                  Originally Posted by GnR102385


                  If we were talking second cousin I wouldn't even have that moment where I thought "Wait, this is ****************ed up right?" before I plowed it like an Amish field.










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                    • #11
                      not a fan of pumping and dumping. i have terrible timing, and a kid is the last thing i need to be raising. if a condom i knew of felt the same as raw i'd recommend it, but that ain't happening. evar.


                      they're that bad huh? I've heard/read that some in japan are pretty good. I can't really comment though

                      As for prophylactics my girl is on the pill, and that works fine. But there's still always a chance...other than that, pull out I guess?

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                      • #12
                        Trojan Super Ribbed, beotch.
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                        • #13
                          they're that bad huh? I've heard/read that some in japan are pretty good. I can't really comment though


                          the closest comparison i like trying to work on a car with mittens on. not gloves, mother****************ing mittens. their is no comparison.
                          Originally Posted by Standard8


                          Other girls in the future will look down on you for hooking up with this girl. It's like credit card ********************. You get some now, but you give up much more ******************** in the future by spending your cock-budget now.









                          Originally Posted by GnR102385


                          If we were talking second cousin I wouldn't even have that moment where I thought "Wait, this is ****************ed up right?" before I plowed it like an Amish field.










                          Originally Posted by chainsaw fats


                          ...picking on Crab_Cake for not thinking is the equivalent of putting a trip-wire on the bottom step of the short bus.

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                          • #14
                            the closest comparison i like trying to work on a car with mittens on. not gloves, mother****************ing mittens. their is no comparison.


                            Are you say it's hard to perform, or that you just can't feel anything?

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                            • #15
                              Trojan Super Ribbed, beotch.


                              Truth, there's no hope for you getting feeling back, so you might as well make her enjoy it more. That **************** really does work too.
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