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  • Flogging a dead horse thread: Golf has to be one of the dullest spectator sports evar

    Yeah I'm sure we've had this one before but seeing the Open on tv at the moment has reiterated my belief that golf is the hardest sport to nurture an emotional investment in. Watching a load of dull beige men walking around a field for 4 days isn't fun (for me any way).
    Originally Posted by Tom Fucherheigen


    He is an adult now, but he is a child in the trousers.









    Originally Posted by clay sails


    This is essentially the same as married life, except that when you get married you share space with someone who washes your cum socks.

  • #2
    yeah, like, what the ****************, right?
    Originally Posted by Motorik


    If I were a boxer my walk-in music would be 'Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me?"









    Originally Posted by vikingrat


    America because we have more dead people on Mt Everest and we have Lake Tahoe which the native Asians believed to be the mouth way to hell. Also Blackmore, Malmsteen, Page, Hackett, Howe, Fripp etc were all born in America. Futhurmore the best bands to come out of the British Invasion wre Americans. We also have fat homeless people.

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    • #3
      and you should get this in order to start the process of not being one of those Nancy Negatives.

      Originally Posted by Motorik


      If I were a boxer my walk-in music would be 'Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me?"









      Originally Posted by vikingrat


      America because we have more dead people on Mt Everest and we have Lake Tahoe which the native Asians believed to be the mouth way to hell. Also Blackmore, Malmsteen, Page, Hackett, Howe, Fripp etc were all born in America. Futhurmore the best bands to come out of the British Invasion wre Americans. We also have fat homeless people.

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      • #4
        I hate it. Most of my work colleagues play golf and keep trying to get me interested. The only way it would interest me is if wild rabid hyenas were let loose on the course and the golfers had to defend themselves (clubs allowed) whilst playing the game.

        Or, if the golfers had to dodge sniper fire.
        Originally Posted by Jimmy James


        You're the British SAS of Metal.









        Originally Posted by Phlat Phive


        You're a man of refined taste and strong opinions.









        Originally Posted by goodusername



        Mosiddiqi is a prick, btw.



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        • #5
          I hate it. Most of my work colleagues play golf and keep trying to get me interested. The only way it would interest me is if wild rabid hyenas were let loose on the course and the golfers had to defend themselves (clubs allowed) whilst playing the game.

          Or, if the golfers had to dodge sniper fire.


          Too right. When was the last time those golfers enjoyed some FACE MELTING LEAD?
          "You ill mannered sack of ****************e."

          Kylie Minogue

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          • #6
            It doesn't work on television. You've got to be there. It's the adrenalin rush you get from the danger of being hit. Notice how money changes hands before each strike and people pointing out who they think is going to get it.
            Bloofer Lady Scooter Ride

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            • #7
              I know a really fanatical golfer and even he hates the golf clap. A professional sportsman hitting a ball straight down a very wide fairway is not something worthy of a clap.
              Originally Posted by Tom Fucherheigen


              He is an adult now, but he is a child in the trousers.









              Originally Posted by clay sails


              This is essentially the same as married life, except that when you get married you share space with someone who washes your cum socks.

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              • #8
                I had a golf video game once that was sort of fun when you were really bored.
                Bloofer Lady Scooter Ride

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                • #9
                  Flog is golf spelt backwards.
                  Mercury by day, Uranus by night.









                  Originally Posted by Hamza Ashgari


                  Saudi women... won't go to hell "because it's impossible to go there twice."

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                  • #10
                    Flog is golf spelt backwards.


                    I always sided with Shred.
                    Originally Posted by Jimmy James


                    You're the British SAS of Metal.









                    Originally Posted by Phlat Phive


                    You're a man of refined taste and strong opinions.









                    Originally Posted by goodusername



                    Mosiddiqi is a prick, btw.



                    Some Tunes:

                    http://www.box.net/shared/zbo8hrncu2
                    http://www.box.net/shared/dnlnkn3g44
                    http://www.box.net/shared/th4tv5noyi

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                    • #11
                      Golf is evil. I have seen it take many a good cricketer before their time.

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                      • #12
                        Golf is evil. I have seen it take many a good cricketer before their time.


                        This.

                        My dad absolutely loved the game and I tried to play with him when I was a teenager, but I had more success throwing the ball. It's a hideous sport, surrounded by a hideous culture with golf clubs representing the true awfulness of Daily Mail reading middle England. In fact, golf clubs are only surpassed in their awfulness by yacht clubs.
                        Slyde – The ultimate Slade Tribute Band







                        Originally Posted by picker304


                        Jon
                        If your small print is intended for me may I say you make no sense and your pic is sickening. If Harmony Central allows this I wouldn't want to be a part of it anyway. Sickening man!









                        Originally Posted by RupertB


                        Angry bowel movement faces while playing guitar or GTFO.




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                        • #13
                          I always sided with Shred.


                          Derhs sounds like something really nice you could buy in a kosher deli.

                          Bloofer Lady Scooter Ride

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                          • #14
                            Derhs sounds like something really nice you could buy in a kosher deli.



                            Agreed. With some salt beef and pickles on the side
                            Originally Posted by Jimmy James


                            You're the British SAS of Metal.









                            Originally Posted by Phlat Phive


                            You're a man of refined taste and strong opinions.









                            Originally Posted by goodusername



                            Mosiddiqi is a prick, btw.



                            Some Tunes:

                            http://www.box.net/shared/zbo8hrncu2
                            http://www.box.net/shared/dnlnkn3g44
                            http://www.box.net/shared/th4tv5noyi

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                            • #15
                              I play about 3 or 4 rounds of golf per year - usually at clients' tournaments, fundraisers, etc. It's a way to hobnob with business associates, and I can do it during work hours. As such, I say yay golf.

                              I seldom play golf on my own time, and I would never watch that **************** on TV.

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