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Help! I just ate fried chicken and now my fretboard smells like KFC


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  • Help! I just ate fried chicken and now my fretboard smells like KFC

    What should I do?

  • #2
    Smother it in styrofoam tasting mashed potatoes.

    Originally Posted by Prages

    I think everyone in the world has been lonely at some point in their life...and most of them could have probably written a more betterest song about it.

    Originally Posted by tiger roach

    Once my mom told me not to go outside because there was a bird fight going on. I thought, "Bird fight, WTF? She can't really think I would fall for that crap." So I went outside anyway and a bird pecked me on the head.

    Originally Posted by gennation

    Negatory, even dressed as a man I'm more of a man than you.


    • #3
      Fingerboard-licking good.


      • #4
        This was one of the first threads I ever read here on GJ way back in 2001, you know, "Glory Days" and all that rot.

        Now all we need is a Shawn Lane thread


        • #5
          That's an early lunch, even by my standards.

          "it aint nothin' but a jam"
          -Jimi Hendrix 10-10-68


          • #6
            I'm going to go with bacon.
            Originally Posted by csm

            The first, and most frequently violated rule of punk is: THERE ARE NO RULES.

            "You know, once you've had that guitar up so loud on the stage, where you can lean back and volume will stop you from falling backward, that's a hard drug to kick." — David Gilmour

            Fender :: Gibson :: Epiphone :: Ibanez :: Yamaha
            Blackstar :: Orange :: Vox


            • #7

              Quote Originally Posted by jaxn slim
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              Fingerboard-licking good.

              "You ill mannered sack of ****************e."

              Kylie Minogue