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  • I AUDITIONED FOR LADY GAGA!

    http://www.guitarmessenger.com/lesso...for-lady-gaga/



    In January 2010 I had the opportunity to audition for the guitarist position on Lady Gaga
    Yer Blues wrote:I am from the Beavis and Butthead generation.

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    The next day I waited around all day practicing the Gaga songs and arrived for the 4:30 callback at 3:50. When I arrived I found out that Lady Gaga had left and would see selected musicians in an additional third audition the next day. I cringed at the thought of missing three days of school and possibly not getting into the band, but I quickly realized that I was learning a lot at the audition that I couldn
    Yer Blues wrote:I am from the Beavis and Butthead generation.

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    • #3
      I can't shred.
      http://www.reverbnation.com/thedubiouscapture

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      • #4
        That was a really interesting article. Thanks for sharing. I can
        "Me and a book is a party. Me and a book and a cup of coffee is an orgy."
        - Robert Fripp

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        • #5
          i'd walk in with all my gear, produce a large a blue tarp, and take a **************** on it



          thats what lady gaga is worth



          and if i got the job, i'd donate all my earnings to an organization that made sure more gay people got aids

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          • #6
            That was interesting. My old guitar teacher once auditioned for Ian Anderson. He got the job but blurted it on his blog before the other auditionees had been informed and an official announcement had been made. The offer was then immediately withdrawn. It was, he said, a harsh lesson learned.
            "You ill mannered sack of ****************e."

            Kylie Minogue

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            • #7
              That's a really good read, thanks for posting I'd love to be in her band Either that or Judas Priest (for KK) would be my dream gig.
              Originally Posted by Jimmy James


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              Originally Posted by Phlat Phive


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              Originally Posted by goodusername



              Mosiddiqi is a prick, btw.



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              • #8
                How much would her guitarist get paid?
                "You ill mannered sack of ****************e."

                Kylie Minogue

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                • #9
                  Must be a scream going on tour with The Gaga. I wouldn't have thought twice even if I didn't care for the music.
                  Bloofer Lady Scooter Ride

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                  • #10






                    Quote Originally Posted by TheKrabsman
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                    i'd walk in with all my gear, produce a large a blue tarp, and take a **************** on it






                    You'd probably find that she's been advised by to take a GG Allin direction by her management and that you get given the job.
                    Originally Posted by Tom Fucherheigen


                    He is an adult now, but he is a child in the trousers.









                    Originally Posted by clay sails


                    This is essentially the same as married life, except that when you get married you share space with someone who washes your cum socks.

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                    • #11






                      Quote Originally Posted by Calum
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                      How much would her guitarist get paid?




                      Tuppence ha'penny
                      Originally Posted by Tom Fucherheigen


                      He is an adult now, but he is a child in the trousers.









                      Originally Posted by clay sails


                      This is essentially the same as married life, except that when you get married you share space with someone who washes your cum socks.

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                      • #12






                        Quote Originally Posted by Expressway to yr Skull
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                        Tuppence ha'penny




                        There's one for you, nineteen for me.
                        Bloofer Lady Scooter Ride

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                        • #13






                          Quote Originally Posted by Expressway to yr Skull
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                          Tuppence ha'penny




                          I wouldn't do it for less than 10 guineas.
                          "You ill mannered sack of ****************e."

                          Kylie Minogue

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                          • #14
                            Maybe Gaga pays her musicians with fleeting glimpse of her peen at the end of the tour
                            Originally Posted by Tom Fucherheigen


                            He is an adult now, but he is a child in the trousers.









                            Originally Posted by clay sails


                            This is essentially the same as married life, except that when you get married you share space with someone who washes your cum socks.

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                            • #15






                              Quote Originally Posted by TheKrabsman
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                              and if i got the job, i'd donate all my earnings to an organization that made sure more gay people got aids




                              I'd like to think that most musicians are of a higher class and greater mental aptitude than what you're showing here.

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