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  • the wife dragged me into Sephora

    Apparently, employees are required to have completely ridiculous eyebrows.
    Giant KudzuFacebook • SoundCloud"I wear Abercrombie so bïtches know I dominate."

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    GOOD MORNING HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING CAN I HELP YOU???!!!
    Originally Posted by kmacc45


    I appreciate your concern stringjunk, but I'm in a stress releive program now.
    Between my lawn service and fast driving, I think this issue is being address.









    Originally Posted by Bucksstudent


    **************** the lot of you.









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    Dude! I think your lung made me gay! WTF?

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      Jesus Almighty do I hate malls.
      Giant KudzuFacebook • SoundCloud"I wear Abercrombie so bïtches know I dominate."

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        Real men are never seen inside these kind of stores.
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          Quote Originally Posted by Virgman
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          Real men are never seen inside these kind of stores.




          True, real men are hanging out in bars, telling lies about getting laid.
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            What's a "Sephora?"



            I know deep in my heart that there is no way I'm going to survive this Christmas season without being dragged to the mall at least one time, it's only a question of when. I'm dreading it...
            Brian

            "it aint nothin' but a jam"
            -Jimi Hendrix 10-10-68

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              Sephora sure is a long way from the Automotive Dept. Surrender a man card.
              I liked you better as your previous alt. Now you're just a giant walking vagina filled with sand and yeast.

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                Quote Originally Posted by Gary Blanchard
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                True, real men are hanging out in on internet fora, telling lies about getting laid.




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                  Quote Originally Posted by rusholmeruffian
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                  Jesus Almighty do I hate malls.




                  They hold a kind of terrible appeal. I mean, you can see the skeleton of mid-century utopianism lurking in them, but it's all pretty Blade Runner at this point. They're loud and shrill and ugly and lit up like the interrogation scene in The Dark Knight.
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                    Quote Originally Posted by wok
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                    • #11
                      She is just softening you up for the grand opening of Sephora Men (and probably thinks YOU have completely ridiculous eyebrows ).
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                      • #12
                        Last time I was in Sephora the person there with the most makeup on was a dude.





                        ...it wasn't me.
                        You're welcome here if you're of the spirit to make a sound.

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                          Quote Originally Posted by Sad Navigator
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                          They hold a kind of terrible appeal. I mean, you can see the skeleton of mid-century utopianism lurking in them, but it's all pretty Blade Runner at this point. They're loud and shrill and ugly and lit up like the interrogation scene in The Dark Knight.




                          ^ Geek stuff

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                            Quote Originally Posted by Sad Navigator
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                            They hold a kind of terrible appeal. I mean, you can see the skeleton of mid-century utopianism lurking in them, but it's all pretty Blade Runner at this point. They're loud and shrill and ugly and lit up like the interrogation scene in The Dark Knight.




                            ^ Geek stuff

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