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  • What do you think is responsible for the variable usability of this site?

    The phases of the moon? Internet gremlins? DOS attacks from The Gear Page?



    Perhaps there's a team of IT bods working like stokers merely to keep the joint afloat. Sometimes they weaken and the board slows to a crawl, sometimes they straighten their backs, spit on their hands and conjure up enough energy to get the place running like it is at the moment.
    Fast, clean and cheap.

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    I think it's clear that the IT engineers have disrespected this site with tongs, tearing away and damaging it's delicate features, instead of using their hands like a real pro would.
    Originally Posted by Jimmy James


    You're the British SAS of Metal.









    Originally Posted by Phlat Phive


    You're a man of refined taste and strong opinions.









    Originally Posted by goodusername



    Mosiddiqi is a prick, btw.



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    • #3
      as they attempt to keep the site functional, i suspect they get distracted by Mexican food and beer.
      You added another useless post...who could ask for more? - BMAL
      I actually just realised what a dumb thread this is - bassaussie
      What a stupid thread. - bassaussie
      Tall Girl was everything a HCBF thread should be. - ivanthetrble
      Take care of yourself...and each other. - jerry springer

      you have brave ballz of cast iron to fight the trog forces of haTE. - boy#152

      and after you're finished, you say-
      Ooh, what a lovely teaparty

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      • #4
        The whole HCG forums are just a front to cover for the real business at hand......Hosting beastiality pics. Somtimes they can't handle the traffic.
        My Last FM
        My Youtube page
        BobNod # 11

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        • #5
          A glitch in The Matrix.
          "You ill mannered sack of ****************e."

          Kylie Minogue

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          • #6






            Quote Originally Posted by mosiddiqi
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            I think it's clear that the IT engineers have disrespected this site with tongs, tearing away and damaging it's delicate features, instead of using their hands like a real pro would.




            Those bastards!

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            • #7
              Eddies in the space-time continuum.
              “Conservatives aren't necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives” John Stuart Mill.

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              • #8






                Quote Originally Posted by Flamencology
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                Those bastards!




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                • #9






                  Quote Originally Posted by mosiddiqi
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                  I think it's clear that the IT engineers have disrespected this site with tongs, tearing away and damaging it's delicate features, instead of using their hands like a real pro would.




                  Not only do I manipulate my forum with tongs, I host the server in a rubber ass. Perhaps the rubber ass is the secret.
                  MarkWein.com and Forums
                  Study with me on Truefire.com!
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                  • #10






                    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Wein
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                    Not only do I manipulate my forum with tongs, I host the server in a rubber ass. Perhaps the rubber ass is the secret.




                    Yeah, but we're out of rubber asses afer JJ gave them all away as presents to various forum members.
                    Originally Posted by Jimmy James


                    You're the British SAS of Metal.









                    Originally Posted by Phlat Phive


                    You're a man of refined taste and strong opinions.









                    Originally Posted by goodusername



                    Mosiddiqi is a prick, btw.



                    Some Tunes:

                    http://www.box.net/shared/zbo8hrncu2
                    http://www.box.net/shared/dnlnkn3g44
                    http://www.box.net/shared/th4tv5noyi

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                    • #11






                      Quote Originally Posted by mosiddiqi
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                      Yeah, but we're out of rubber asses afer JJ gave them all away as presents to various forum members.






                      someone needs to give their rubber ass up for the greater good!
                      MarkWein.com and Forums
                      Study with me on Truefire.com!
                      McFeely Custom Guitars Artist

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                      • #12
                        It's gotten worse. It used to be 3 out of 5 times I visit there's a problem. In the last say, 2 weeks, I encounter a problem 7 out of 10 times. Which makes me stop coming by. Not that they care. Or any of you for that matter.



                        But you'd think that they'd care cuz that problems make numbers go down. My guess is that they are willing to let the site go. They see it as a "courtesy" to the musicians. And problems mean cost.



                        On some level I guess it is "courtesy".
                        "Be regular and orderly in your life so that you may be violent and original in your work" - Gustave Flaubert

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                        • #13
                          Mice in the machinery.



                          Bloofer Lady Scooter Ride

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                          • #14






                            Quote Originally Posted by Mark Wein
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                            someone needs to give their rubber ass up for the greater good!




                            You'll have to rip my rubber ass away from my cold, dead (and slightly moist) hands.
                            Originally Posted by Jimmy James


                            You're the British SAS of Metal.









                            Originally Posted by Phlat Phive


                            You're a man of refined taste and strong opinions.









                            Originally Posted by goodusername



                            Mosiddiqi is a prick, btw.



                            Some Tunes:

                            http://www.box.net/shared/zbo8hrncu2
                            http://www.box.net/shared/dnlnkn3g44
                            http://www.box.net/shared/th4tv5noyi

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                            • #15
                              You can always tell the internet forums being maintained by hobos.

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