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  • Would you mind being operated on by an alcoholic Doctor ?

    .......why or why not .......


    ..... he would be loosened up a bit and probably less stressed out, don't you think ?

  • #2
    Originally posted by Dr. Tweedbucket
    .......why or why not .......


    ..... he would be loosened up a bit and probably less stressed out, don't you think ?


    shut up, fool.

    quit yo' jibba-jabba.

    i pity the fool who wants a green banana-shaped guitar on wheels.
    Executive Administrator Of The Dick Long Association Of World Class Achievement Forumites SocietyRock-**************** your Ear-Clit here : SPIDROS EL SPIDRO

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    • #3
      "Ask God how many scotches he had that night."
      HCGB #128

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      • #4
        Yeah, I'll always regret that time I was playing my guitar drunk and one of the audience members went home with a scalpel sewn into them.

        Steve
        Pigpen said it was OK!







        Originally Posted by mdog114


        Boy, you should REALLY go back and slap you're teachers!

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        • #5
          If it's in Deadwood it's probably your only option.
          Yer Blues wrote:I am from the Beavis and Butthead generation.

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          • #6
            If his/her performance was consistently equal to or better than those of my other options, then certainly.

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            • #7
              i'd probably mind less than being operated on by a rookie.

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              • #8
                depends on what hes operating on.....



                now if 'he' was a 'she', then no, i wouldn't mind at all. i would probably end up 'operating' on her before it was all over with...
                .

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Flamencology
                  If his/her performance was consistently equal to or better than those of my other options, then certainly.
                  That was pretty cool...
                  While we're at it,let me say that you could fill two busses with the girls that I hit between 1982-1990...


                  "Music doesn't need to be great to be good...."

                  "You can't steal,what you can't feel"....Tom Petty

                  HCGB # 73


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                  • #10
                    My daughter was delivered by an alcoholic doctor. I had a job cooking at a rehab clinic. When my wife and I went to her first appointment with him, I recognized him and thought, "well, at least he's in recovery."
                    "The effect of rock and roll on young people, is to turn them into devil worshipers; to stimulate self-expression through sex; to provoke lawlessness; impair nervous stability and destroy the sanctity of marriage. It is an evil influence on the youth of our country."
                    - Minister Albert Carter, 1956







                    Originally Posted by clay sails



                    d) if the "militant" left ever steps to the militant right, one side will end up in the hospital while the other side will end up in the White House



                    HCGB member

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                    • #11
                      Not as long as he tended to his addiction after work.

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                      • #12
                        So long as he wasn't drunk during the op I'd be happy.
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                        • #13
                          When I had my vasectomy done, my doctor was on acid. The operation was a success nonetheless

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                          • #14
                            as long as the doctor is not a woman.
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                            • #15
                              As long as he had a belt before starting. Wouldn't want him getting the shakes while he was trying to cut...
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