I invented a new drink on Friday and named it "Debauchery". I was off work and Mrs. Strato took Strato Jr. out for the day and said I was off duty.
Take biggest beer mug available (must be a mug)
Add 2 ice cubes
Fill one third of mug with Johnnie Walker Red
Fill rest of mug with Doctor Pepper, pouring vigorously so the scotch and the peppper mix.
Take one long pull and re-fill glass with either more scotch or more pepper.
Drink before 2 PM.
Repeat as directed.
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