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  • Fun musical activity: Jesus

    As in, how many songs do you have in your iTunes catalog that begin with the word "Jesus"?

    I only have eight:

    • "Jesus" by the Velvet Underground
    • "Jesus and Tequila" by the Minutemen
    • "Jesus Christ Pose" by Soundgarden
    • "Jesus Christ Was an Only Child" by Modest Mouse
    • "Jesus Maria" by Gary Burton
    • "Jesus of the Moon" by Nick Cave
    • "Jesus Saves, I Spend" by St. Vincent
    • "Jesus, etc." by Wilco
    Giant KudzuFacebook • SoundCloud"I wear Abercrombie so bïtches know I dominate."

  • #2
    • Alex Chilton - Jesus Christ
    • Big Star - Jesus Christ
    • The Birthday Party - (Big) Jesus Trash-Can
    • Bunny Wailers - (Bald Head) Jesus
    • The Byrds - Jesus Is Just Alright
    • Caedmon - (Give Me) Jesus
    • Dom - Jesus
    • Drive-By Truckers ((Too Much Sex (Too Little)) Jesus)
    • The Flaming lips - (Plastic) Jesus
    • Frank Black - Jesus Was Right
    • Guided By Voices - (Taco, Buffalo, Birddog, and) Jesus
    • Hank & Audrey Williams - Jesus Remembered Me
    • Hank Williams - Jesus Is Calling
    • Hot Leg - (I've Met) Jesus
    • Lord Cut-Glass - (Even) Jesus Couldn't Love You
    • Marj Snyder - (High On The Love Of) Jesus
    • Morrissey - (I Have Forgiven) jesus
    • Nick Cave - Jesus of the Moon
    • Nick Cave - Jesus Met The Woman At The Well
    • Queen - Jesus
    • The Replacements - (Sleeping Nights of) Jesus
    • Shelah McDonald - Jesus Is Just Alright
    • Spacemen 3 - (Walking With) Jesus
    • Spiritualized - (Walking With) Jesus
    • Supergrass - Jesus Came From Outta Space
    • Swervedriver - (The Other) Jesus
    • The Triffids - Jesus Calling
    • The Velvet Underground - Jesus
    • The Verlaines - Jesus What A Jerk

    Only used bullet points because this piece of **************** wanted to double space for no reason. Jesus Christ.


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    • rusholmeruffian
      rusholmeruffian commented
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      WTF inappropriate.  Only songs with a title beginning with "Jesus" are acceptable.  Otherwise, I'd have to have thrown in things like !!!'s "Even Judas Gave Jesus a Kiss" and Bill Frisell's "Will Jesus Wash the Bloodstains from Your Hands?".

  • #3

    Jesus Was a Cross Maker--Warren Zevon
    Jesus Mentioned-- Warren Zevon
    Jesus Built My Hot Rod--Ministry
    Jesus Gonna Be Here--Tom Waits
    Jesus Is on the Main Line--Mavis Staples
    Jesus on the Mainline--Ry Cooder
    Jesus Gonna' Make It Alright--Sonny Terry & Brownie McGhee
    Jesus Christ--Big Star
    Jesus Everyday--Treat Her Right
    Jesus The Bunny--Bill Hicks (okay, not a song, but OTOH, go **************** yourself)
    Jesus Was An Only Son--Bruce Springsteen
    Jesus' Blood Never Failed Me Yet--Tom Waits
    Jesus And Tequila--Minutemen
    Jesus Is A Dying-Bed Maker--Charley Patton
    Jesus Christ Pose--Soundgarden
    Jesus of Suburbia--Green Day

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    • rusholmeruffian
      rusholmeruffian commented
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      mattburnside wrote:

      Jesus Built My Hot Rod--Ministry



  • #4

    Jesus, I -- Zwan
    Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam -- Nirvana, the Vaselines
    Jesus Loves His Babies -- Smashing Pumpkins
    Jesus is the Sun (Apartment Demo) -- Smashing Pumpkins
    Jesus Christ was an Only Child -- Modest Mouse
    Jesus Christ Supernova -- Angerbird
    Jesus Christ -- Big Star
    Jesus -- The VU


    • fanuvbrak
      fanuvbrak commented
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      Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day

      Jesus, etc - Wilco

      Jesus is just Alright - The Byrds


      Not much Jesus


  • #5
    This was inspired by a college buddy of mine who's originally from Tulsa. He has something like 30. Whiskey-soaked country, mostly, as one might imagine.
    Giant KudzuFacebook • SoundCloud"I wear Abercrombie so bïtches know I dominate."


    • #6

      I cannot approve of this blasphemous thread.  Please, listen to my testimony:



      Originally Posted by Jimmy James: Zippers are like SAT tests. They're geared more for white people and don't reflect black culture, sensibility, complicated hand shakes and Good Times reruns.

      Originally Posted by StringJunky: The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with Maalox, Tums, and The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion.


      • #7

        My computer crashed so now I just use spotify.  Two I didn't see listed I remember having are "Wooden Jesus" by Temple of the Dog and "Jesus Just Left Chicago". 


        • 335clone
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