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In a Mass Knife Fight to the Death Between Every American President, Who Would Win and Why?

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  • In a Mass Knife Fight to the Death Between Every American President, Who Would Win and Why?

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    After some thought, these are my top five: 

    1. Teddy: Rough Riders 4ever.
    2. Old Hickory: this scenario would inevitably lead to a fight to the death between AJ and TR. It could go either way, but my money is on the bull moose.
    3. George Washington: 
    good reach, firm grasp of military principles, a soldier through and through. He'd be formidable.
    4. Ulysses Grant: this altogether depends on his blood alcohol level, but I feel that if he was anywhere as competent and ruthless as he was leading the Union army, he'd last quite awhile in a battle royale.
    5. Tricky Dick: my dark horse candidate. His all-consuming paranoia would actually be an asset for once and you just know he'd have some tricks up his sleeve. He'd be the one to bring a pistol to a knife fight.

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    I'll go with Honest Abe, he was a wrestler with a long reach.


    • rickenvox
      rickenvox commented
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      another vote for Abe. Big dude and had experience popping eyes out of the sockets

      George is second. Another big dude, probably had some bayonet experience.

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    Gerald Ford and George H.W. Bush would last, being a couple of good athletes.

    I'd pick LBJ to go far, because he'd stick every one in the back.

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