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  • In a Mass Knife Fight to the Death Between Every American President, Who Would Win and Why?

    Inspired by this post: http://faceintheblue.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/in-a-mass-knife-fight-to-the-death-between-every-american-president-who-would-win-and-why/

     

    After some thought, these are my top five: 

    1. Teddy: Rough Riders 4ever.
    2. Old Hickory: this scenario would inevitably lead to a fight to the death between AJ and TR. It could go either way, but my money is on the bull moose.
    3. George Washington: 
    good reach, firm grasp of military principles, a soldier through and through. He'd be formidable.
    4. Ulysses Grant: this altogether depends on his blood alcohol level, but I feel that if he was anywhere as competent and ruthless as he was leading the Union army, he'd last quite awhile in a battle royale.
    5. Tricky Dick: my dark horse candidate. His all-consuming paranoia would actually be an asset for once and you just know he'd have some tricks up his sleeve. He'd be the one to bring a pistol to a knife fight.

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    I'll go with Honest Abe, he was a wrestler with a long reach.

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    • rickenvox
      rickenvox commented
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      another vote for Abe. Big dude and had experience popping eyes out of the sockets

      George is second. Another big dude, probably had some bayonet experience.

  • #3

    Gerald Ford and George H.W. Bush would last, being a couple of good athletes.

    I'd pick LBJ to go far, because he'd stick every one in the back.

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