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  • Can you imagine if old news articles were written the way they are now?

    Five Things You Don't Know About the Moon Landing

     

    Ten Vantage Points of the Kennedy Assassination

     

    Six Reasons why Japan Surrenders

     

     

    The art of writing is dying. There are no more articles, just lists. I blame Buzzfeed.

     

     

     

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    Originally Posted by Prages


    I think everyone in the world has been lonely at some point in their life...and most of them could have probably written a more betterest song about it.









    Originally Posted by tiger roach


    Once my mom told me not to go outside because there was a bird fight going on. I thought, "Bird fight, WTF? She can't really think I would fall for that crap." So I went outside anyway and a bird pecked me on the head.









    Originally Posted by gennation


    Negatory, even dressed as a man I'm more of a man than you.

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      You should have titled this thread 'three ways of rewriting old news stories'.
      Originally Posted by Calum


      Is she cuddling a dirty swan?









      Originally Posted by vikingrat


      The world doesn't need a new generation of hippies.

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        Buzzfeed in conjunction with Cracked.

         

        I like the personal spin too:

        "3 reasons I'll be home late for dinner"

        "5 things my kid is doing that will get her arrested"

        "10 ways I'll avoid my in-laws when they visit"

        R.I.P. Marko46 -- You are missed.

        My 1988 Pearl MX Monster







        Originally Posted by RumStik


        You can't pick someone else's pedal anymore than you can dictate his scrotum wrinkle.

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          melvinspeed wrote:

          Buzzfeed in conjunction with Cracked.

           

          I like the personal spin too:

          "3 reasons I'll be home late for dinner"

          "5 things my kid is doing that will get her arrested"

          "10 ways I'll avoid my in-laws when they visit"


           

          Five Things I Didn't Know About Hitler

           

          Three Reasons Why I Won't Be Spending My Holiday In Poland

           

          Ten Ways I Can Design My Victory Garden



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