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    we always gravitate to their health problems and ****************

    tonight i talked up a girl about her polypses operation or something
    Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

  • #2
    Say "Hey, it's Tony Iommi's birthday, we should go have a drink"

    Works every time.
    Sure, God is all powerfull, but does he have lips?

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    • #3
      the first thing i asked my wife when i first met her was "do you liek black sabbath"
      Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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      • #4
        Ask them if they were molested as a child. If they say yes then you're in!
        Even the slight ability to change oneself is more valuable than any power over the external universe.
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        • #5
          they like to be talked to really dirty at first and they like to be called cunts. Tell them to get into the kitchen and make you a sammich.
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          • #6
            you say the same thing you say to the ugly chicks -

            "Sorry I was staring at your breasts, please stop kicking me in the jimmies.."
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            • #7
              I never know what to say to people in general. I'm like "Oh Hi1!!!!11!!1" andt hey like "Hi1!!1!!!!" and I like "Byeeee!!!!!1!!1!!" and they're like "Byeeeeee!!!!11!!!!!!11"

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              • #8



                I never get to say teh bye!! 1 ! 1

                I just do and they tehy're like

                and then i go
                What's up you niggardly sons of bitches?
                I wanna hit someone

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                • #9
                  Goo


                  hahahaha



                  genius.
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                  • #10
                    Practice with some ugly ones.
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